Whether talking stage, dating stage, or advanced stage, never give a woman you are not married to money at any stage, or you are setting the stage for your downfall as you advance in age. Every pre-marriage relationship should be sustained by mutual attraction and respect only. But after marriage, you MUST look after her financially, emotionally, romantically and spiritually. If she tells you you are irresponsible for not giving her money, then ask her if she believes in the Bible or al-Quran. Then give her both books and ask her to show you where it is written that a man should financially maintain a woman he is not married to. Look, bearded meat is not rare. If you cannot find one in your country, don't worry. Travel. You will see more beautiful, dutiful and suitable girls who are virgins. Don't go and spend your millions on a girl who was deflowered with urgent 2k. Don't hook an urgent 2k hooker for marriage!

Funny jokes 1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄 My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂 2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂 3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄 Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰 Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄 Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒 Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂 4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄 I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂 5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒 Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂 6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂 7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15O.🥲 Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂 8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂 9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄: “Ekwueme, Ekwueme Ekwueme, Ekwueme We are the living God oo Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂 10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will

assuming you are poor and you 2k and you budget to eat for three days and you want to go and buy something that you will eat for the three days and your money fell off you and landed on a 🐈 and in your village they say nay to touch a 🐈 nay taboo wetin you go do

Nobody dey say "please manage it again" 😂 If u like no manage the 2k wey I give you, Na u know

T Foreign country Hey guys, I just bought a 10Millon dollar TV😎 most Reaction: 22K💙 2k❤️ Comment most comment: congratulations, wow, awesome. few comment: thinking of buying one myself. My motherland Guys I just bought a 10Million naira TV😁 most Reaction: 25K😂 15k😢 Comment 1: is like my ear is paining me or did I not hear you well.. 10M! ontop television😳, your foolishness has upgraded to the future cause it's running on 10G network . 2: 10M?!😳, do u know the amount of Garri you could've bought with that money 😳. 3: I guess the TV doesn't need electricity to work🥴( sacarsm) 4: hope the TV can show heaven 🙄 5: if them Rob you tomorrow now, you will be wondering how comes😐, olodo😑( illiterate )

u bought an O.K clothes and paid for it.Upon wearing it to see how it fits, you saw 2k in the pocket.Out of excitement u told the seller.She said she's not selling again 🤣😂

Polar bears can smell seals who are 32km (20 miles) away.

Omo who go borrow me 2k oo

Edo blessings Ladies pick a guy and bless him with 2k for food💖 Guys bless a lady here with 4k for the weekend💖

Millions of Nigerians will still vote for Tinubu in 2027 for N2K. Nigeria have the most stupid voters on earth. Good night 🌙