Funny jokes 1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄 My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂 2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂 3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄 Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰 Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄 Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒 Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂 4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄 I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂 5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒 Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂 6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂 7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15O.🥲 Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂 8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂 9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄: “Ekwueme, Ekwueme Ekwueme, Ekwueme We are the living God oo Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂 10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will

Laugh jhoor 😂😂 1. Bënz of #8 Milliøn‚ I säy make I deposït #2‚000 fïrst‚ you con dey frøwn façe... E be likë say you nø wan sëll 😒😂 2. Becausë we mēt at a funeräl you nøw savë my numbër as “burïal boy”! Your papä na undërtaker... Nønsense 🙄😂 3. You wïll seë a hüngry fän sayïng we bøught Ronaldø for 15O milliøn poünds 😂 4. I get sënse‚ I get sënse. Smäll pikin givë you assignmënt‚ you säy quëstion no correçt. My brother feär God oo 😂 5. Welcomë to Nïgeria‚ They wïll be likë: “I wïll keëp you in my prayers” but they don’t evën pray...! 🙄😂 6. Maths teaçhers wïll teaçh you additiøn‚ givë subtractiøn for cläss wørk‚ multiplicatiøn for homë wørk‚ divisiøn for cläss tëst then quadratiç equatiøn durïng ëxams 🙆😂 7. You won’t knøw how brøkë you arë untïl the bänk managër çalls you to äsk if you are stïll alïve 😳😂 8.Imagine buying phone for your sister then her boyfriend sizes it What will you do as a guy🙆🏾‍♂️ 9. “When visitïng a siçk persøn” Ameriçans: Get wëll soon deär Britïsh: Speēdy recovëry niggä Nïgerians: Chai !‚ Na thïs kïnd sicknëss kïll Favour oo 😂 10. If a wøman løoks at you while she’s sïlent and suddënly säy... “Hmmmm”🙆 be cäreful‚ she’s discussïng with satän aboüt your casë 😂 11. *You thïnk you arë doïng me “But you are doïng yourself”* if your Mom haven’t tøld you suçh words‚ you are adoptëd 😂 12. Untïl you are askëd to mäke a sentencë with “ME” that’s whën you wïll knøw Englïsh is nøt your møther’s languagë. 😏😂 13. The ønly twø drëams thät çome truë in Afriça... Bëd wettïng and a witçh squeezïng your neçk in the nïght 🥲😂 14. My mum askëd my gïrlfriend if she can çook and she repliëd bøldly “mama I cookëd the teä we dränk thïs mornïng”😳 Favour abeg leave 😂 15.Some girls don't fixed nails for fashion, they fixed it to scratch yansh.. favor i lie?🤣🤣🤣 16. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️ #follow