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  • The Director-General of the Nigerian Safety Investigation Bureau, NSIB, Alex Badeh says the report of the helicopter crash near Bonny in Rivers State will be released within the next 30 days.

    Recall that on the 24th of October, a helicopter carrying six passengers and two crew members crashed into the Atlantic Ocean shortly after takeoff. Mr Badeh speaking during a briefing in Abuja on Wednesday, said neighbouring countries have been notified as part of a coordinated long-term recovery strategy, especially because one of the bodies was discovered across the border in Cameroon.

    On his part, the Minister of Aviation and Aerospace Development, Festus Keyamo, said the bodies of three passengers from the ill-fated helicopter crash have not been found. He however said investigations are going on to determine the actual cause of the crash following the discovery of the black box.
    The Director-General of the Nigerian Safety Investigation Bureau, NSIB, Alex Badeh says the report of the helicopter crash near Bonny in Rivers State will be released within the next 30 days. Recall that on the 24th of October, a helicopter carrying six passengers and two crew members crashed into the Atlantic Ocean shortly after takeoff. Mr Badeh speaking during a briefing in Abuja on Wednesday, said neighbouring countries have been notified as part of a coordinated long-term recovery strategy, especially because one of the bodies was discovered across the border in Cameroon. On his part, the Minister of Aviation and Aerospace Development, Festus Keyamo, said the bodies of three passengers from the ill-fated helicopter crash have not been found. He however said investigations are going on to determine the actual cause of the crash following the discovery of the black box.
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  • JUST START LAUGHING

    It was this evening that a lovely looking lady stopped me at Abere ROUND-ABOUT (Osogbo) and told me that She is looking for GOOGLE PLAYSTORE.

    Hmmm, I asked her "Google PlayStore how?"...

    She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her neighbor told her to go to Playstore and download a new one.

    I asked her where she's from and she said she's from Ibadan.

    You dont mean it... Remembering my ex girlfriend is from Ibadan, I decided to take my revenge.

    I told her that Playstore is no longer working in OSOGBO but they have relocated to NASSARAWA.

    I then took her to ILESHA GARAGE and put her in a night bus going to NASSARAWA STATE...

    Nonsense!🚶🏾‍♂️

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    JUST START LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣 It was this evening that a lovely looking lady stopped me at Abere ROUND-ABOUT (Osogbo) and told me that She is looking for GOOGLE PLAYSTORE. Hmmm, I asked her "Google PlayStore how?"... She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her neighbor told her to go to Playstore and download a new one. I asked her where she's from and she said she's from Ibadan. You dont mean it... Remembering my ex girlfriend is from Ibadan, I decided to take my revenge. I told her that Playstore is no longer working in OSOGBO but they have relocated to NASSARAWA. I then took her to ILESHA GARAGE and put her in a night bus going to NASSARAWA STATE... Nonsense!🚶🏾‍♂️ Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV
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  • SWEET JOKES

    One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him.

    So she decided to write him a letter saying;
    "I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!"

    After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed.

    When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes.

    He got his phone, dialed someone, and said;
    "Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!"

    The husband walked out of the room.

    In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter.

    When she got the Letter, it says;
    "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!"

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    SWEET JOKES 😂 😂 😂 🤣 One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him. So she decided to write him a letter saying; "I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!" After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed. When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone, and said; "Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!" The husband walked out of the room. In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter. When she got the Letter, it says; "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!" Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page👉 Discovery TV
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  • JUST START LAUGHING GUYS
    .
    It's my wedding night so I called my father for some tips on what to do because I have never been with a woman before.

    ME: So what do I do first?
    FATHER: Take her clothes off & l@y her on the bed.

    Two minutes later I c@me on the phone again
    ME: She is n@ked & in bed, what do I do now?"

    FATHER: Take your d@mn clothes off & get into bed with her

    After another two minutes I went back on the phone.

    ME: Dad I'm nak£d & in bed with her, what do I do now?

    FATHER:, "Sh!t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body to where she pees Good night!"
    .
    I'm calling him again now and he's not picking

    Please now I have my head in the toilet bowl where she pees, what do I do next? 🧘🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

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    JUST START LAUGHING GUYS 🤣 🤣 💔 🤣 . It's my wedding night so I called my father for some tips on what to do because I have never been with a woman before. ME: So what do I do first? FATHER: Take her clothes off & l@y her on the bed. Two minutes later I c@me on the phone again ME: She is n@ked & in bed, what do I do now?" 🤷‍♂️ FATHER: Take your d@mn clothes off & get into bed with her After another two minutes I went back on the phone. ME: Dad I'm nak£d & in bed with her, what do I do now?🤷‍♂️ FATHER:, "Sh!t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body to where she pees Good night!" . I'm calling him again now and he's not picking Please now I have my head in the toilet bowl where she pees, what do I do next? 🛌🧘🏾‍♂️🚽🤷🏾‍♂️ Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV
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  • THE STORY IS VERY FUNNY

    Title: Confession of a couple, Episode 1
    .................................................,..............
    A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.

    HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?
    WIFE: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden.
    HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables?
    WIFE: I have an idea

    She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.

    WIFE: See? The food isn't poisoned.
    HUSBAND: OK. Let's eat then.

    After eating, their maid came crying

    WIFE: What happened?
    MAID: Bingo is dead
    HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned!
    HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!
    WIFE: What?
    HUSBAND: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s£x in my room
    WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you
    WIFE: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have
    HUSBAND: OK
    WIFE: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.

    Immediately after, the Gateman came in.

    GATEMAN🧔🏿: BOSS The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologies for k!lling the dog

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    😂THE STORY IS VERY FUNNY🤣🤣 Title: Confession of a couple, Episode 1 .................................................,.............. A woman👩‍🦱 prepared some vegetable soup🥗 for herself and her husband🧔. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began. HUSBAND🧔: Where did you get the vegetables from🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍? WIFE👩‍🦱: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden. HUSBAND🧔: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️? WIFE👩‍🦱: I have an idea🤔🤔🤔 She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.😄😄😄😄 WIFE👩‍🦱: See? The food isn't poisoned😲. HUSBAND🧔: OK. Let's eat then. After eating, their maid came crying😭😭 WIFE👩‍🦱: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead🙅🙅🙅🙅 HUSBAND🧔: What? The food is poisoned😉! HUSBAND🧔: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WIFE👩‍🦱: What? HUSBAND🧔: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s£x in my room👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼 WIFE👩‍🦱: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you😨😨😨 WIFE👩‍🦱: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have🙅🙅🙅🙅 HUSBAND🧔: OK WIFE👩‍🦱: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯 Immediately after, the Gateman came in😂. GATEMAN🧔🏿: BOSS The man who hit the dog with his car🚗 is outside. He says he wants to apologies for k!lling the dog😂😂😂😂😂 NOTE ✅ i am about to post the next episode on my profile follow me up to get notified FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV
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  • "The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude." – Oprah Winfrey
    "The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude." – Oprah Winfrey
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  • "Success is not the destination, but the journey of growth and discovery along the way."
    "Success is not the destination, but the journey of growth and discovery along the way."
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  • Elara's Journey of Transformation

    #juniorjoyland

    #fairytales #kindness #dreambig #magicaljourney #selfdiscovery

    #Story

    In the quaint village of Eldergrove, nestled on the edge of an ancient forest, lived a young girl named Elara. Orphaned at a tender age, she grew up under the care of her elderly grandmother.

    They lived in a small, rundown cottage, where Elara spent her days helping with chores and dreaming of a different life. Though her clothes were tattered and her shoes barely held together, Elara possessed a heart full of kindness and a spirit that refused to be subdued.

    One particularly lonely evening, as Elara sat by the crumbling hearth, tracing the patterns in the fire with her eyes, she noticed something peculiar. A soft, golden light emerged from the shadows of the room, growing brighter and more encompassing.

    To her astonishment, the light took the shape of a woman, majestic and ethereal. "Do not be afraid," the woman said in a voice like gentle music. "I am Lira, the Guardian of Wishes, and I have been drawn here by your pure heart."

    Elara, though surprised, felt an overwhelming sense of warmth and comfort in the presence of the guardian. "What do you seek?" Lira asked softly.

    Flustered, Elara replied, "I only wish for my grandmother's well-being and a chance to leave this village to see the world."

    Lira smiled, and with a wave of her hand, a shimmering dust enveloped Elara. In a moment, her worn-out garments transformed into a gown of delicate blues and silvers, so finely crafted it seemed woven from the moonlight itself.

    Her old shoes became elegant slippers, and around her neck appeared a necklace with a gem that glowed with an inner light.

    When Elara looked in the small, cracked mirror by the hearth, she barely recognized the reflection staring back. Gone was the poor village girl, replaced by a visage worthy of royalty.

    "With this new form, doors will open for you, Elara," Lira said. "But remember, it is your heart that defines you, not your appearance."

    With tears of gratitude, Elara thanked Lira, who vanished as suddenly as she had appeared. Armed with newfound confidence, Elara set off to explore the world.

    Her journey took her to kingdoms far and wide, where she touched lives with her kindness and wisdom. Tales of the mysterious princess spread, inspiring hope and kindness wherever she went.

    And though she traveled far, Elara never forgot her humble beginnings, often returning to Eldergrove to share her fortune and joy with her beloved grandmother.

    In the end, Elara realized that her true transformation had nothing to do with her appearance but rather the courage to dream and the will to act on those dreams.
    Elara's Journey of Transformation #juniorjoyland #fairytales #kindness #dreambig #magicaljourney #selfdiscovery #Story In the quaint village of Eldergrove, nestled on the edge of an ancient forest, lived a young girl named Elara. Orphaned at a tender age, she grew up under the care of her elderly grandmother. They lived in a small, rundown cottage, where Elara spent her days helping with chores and dreaming of a different life. Though her clothes were tattered and her shoes barely held together, Elara possessed a heart full of kindness and a spirit that refused to be subdued. One particularly lonely evening, as Elara sat by the crumbling hearth, tracing the patterns in the fire with her eyes, she noticed something peculiar. A soft, golden light emerged from the shadows of the room, growing brighter and more encompassing. To her astonishment, the light took the shape of a woman, majestic and ethereal. "Do not be afraid," the woman said in a voice like gentle music. "I am Lira, the Guardian of Wishes, and I have been drawn here by your pure heart." Elara, though surprised, felt an overwhelming sense of warmth and comfort in the presence of the guardian. "What do you seek?" Lira asked softly. Flustered, Elara replied, "I only wish for my grandmother's well-being and a chance to leave this village to see the world." Lira smiled, and with a wave of her hand, a shimmering dust enveloped Elara. In a moment, her worn-out garments transformed into a gown of delicate blues and silvers, so finely crafted it seemed woven from the moonlight itself. Her old shoes became elegant slippers, and around her neck appeared a necklace with a gem that glowed with an inner light. When Elara looked in the small, cracked mirror by the hearth, she barely recognized the reflection staring back. Gone was the poor village girl, replaced by a visage worthy of royalty. "With this new form, doors will open for you, Elara," Lira said. "But remember, it is your heart that defines you, not your appearance." With tears of gratitude, Elara thanked Lira, who vanished as suddenly as she had appeared. Armed with newfound confidence, Elara set off to explore the world. Her journey took her to kingdoms far and wide, where she touched lives with her kindness and wisdom. Tales of the mysterious princess spread, inspiring hope and kindness wherever she went. And though she traveled far, Elara never forgot her humble beginnings, often returning to Eldergrove to share her fortune and joy with her beloved grandmother. In the end, Elara realized that her true transformation had nothing to do with her appearance but rather the courage to dream and the will to act on those dreams.
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  • Limitless potential awaits discovery.
    #quote #fact
    Limitless potential awaits discovery. 😊 #quote #fact
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  • But the first the general public learned about the discovery was the news of the destruction of Hiroshima by the atom bomb. A splendid achievement of science and technology had turned malign. Science became identified with death and destruction.
    But the first the general public learned about the discovery was the news of the destruction of Hiroshima by the atom bomb. A splendid achievement of science and technology had turned malign. Science became identified with death and destruction.
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