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  • From one end to the other, the region experienced massive industrial and agricultural revolution: Michelin Factory in Port Harcourt; Nigergas Company, Asbestos Cement Factory, and Niger Steel Company in Emene, Enugu; glass factory in Port Harcourt; Presidential Hotel in Port Harcourt and Enugu; Golden Guinea Breweries in Umuahia; shoe factory in Owerri; Calabar Cement Company and textile industries in the region, just to name a few. Whether it was oil palm or cocoa, rubber, banana, cassava, and pineapple, poultry and animal husbandry industry, the region was busting at the seams, producing for both local consumption and export.
    From one end to the other, the region experienced massive industrial and agricultural revolution: Michelin Factory in Port Harcourt; Nigergas Company, Asbestos Cement Factory, and Niger Steel Company in Emene, Enugu; glass factory in Port Harcourt; Presidential Hotel in Port Harcourt and Enugu; Golden Guinea Breweries in Umuahia; shoe factory in Owerri; Calabar Cement Company and textile industries in the region, just to name a few. Whether it was oil palm or cocoa, rubber, banana, cassava, and pineapple, poultry and animal husbandry industry, the region was busting at the seams, producing for both local consumption and export.
  • Funny jokes

    1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...

    My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you

    2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning

    3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...
    Me: “What is your Favourite colour?
    Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...
    Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P?
    Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink...
    Abeg wetin dey happen???

    4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.

    I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all.
    5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...
    Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother”

    6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you.

    7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15O.
    Serve Nigeria with which strength. Me that have not eaten since

    8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you?

    9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this:
    “Ekwueme, Ekwueme
    Ekwueme, Ekwueme
    We are the living God oo
    Eze no one like us.

    10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” , but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will
    Funny jokes 1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄 My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂 2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂 3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄 Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰 Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄 Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒 Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂 4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄 I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂 5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒 Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂 6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂 7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15O.🥲 Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂 8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂 9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄: “Ekwueme, Ekwueme Ekwueme, Ekwueme We are the living God oo Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂 10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will
  • Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy?

    * Simbi is now a mother with two children.

    * Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine
    engineer.

    * Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has
    moved to. Canada.

    * Agbo is happily married too
    and has left the town of Lagoon for London..

    * Eze no longer goes to school he is now a
    graduate.

    * Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer
    but a politician.

    * Remember Ralia the sugar girl?
    she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories
    in Kano.

    * Ade our naughty little brother is now a
    doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the
    country.

    * Wow what a great medium to recall
    those days of Macmillan English we all had them
    off hand.

    Help others feel the spirit of primary
    school days.

    if u don't know all dis den u re part of
    indomie generation..
    Good morning fans
    Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy? * Simbi is now a mother with two children. * Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer. * Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to. Canada. * Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London.. * Eze no longer goes to school he is now a graduate. * Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a politician. * Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano. * Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country. * Wow what a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand. Help others feel the spirit of primary school days. if u don't know all dis den u re part of indomie generation..😂 Good morning fans 🌅
  • You are a Baddie??? from the depths of calabar or Enugu or ekiti??? Lmfaoooo
    You are a Baddie??? from the depths of calabar or Enugu or ekiti??? Lmfaoooo
  • 8 TYPES OF MEN IN NIGERIA

    1. Calabar men: They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .

    2. Igala men: They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.

    3. Ibibio Men: They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love their mother most.

    4. Igbo Men: They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.

    5.Yoruba Men: They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ibadan Men)

    6. Ikwerre men: They have one wife and more than ten girlfriends but they love their females tenants most.

    7. Ijaw men: They have more than four wives but only one lives with them, more than fifteen girlfriends but they love and date their friends daughter most

    And the best one;

    8. Hausa Men: They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most.

    Nobody should argue over this please.


    Credit : @Glow
    8 TYPES OF MEN IN NIGERIA 1. Calabar men: They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more . 2. Igala men: They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more. 3. Ibibio Men: They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love their mother most. 4. Igbo Men: They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most. 5.Yoruba Men: They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ibadan Men) 6. Ikwerre men: They have one wife and more than ten girlfriends but they love their females tenants most. 7. Ijaw men: They have more than four wives but only one lives with them, more than fifteen girlfriends but they love and date their friends daughter most And the best one; 8. Hausa Men: They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most. Nobody should argue over this please. 🚶🚶🚶 Credit : @Glow
  • Nigerian Minister Orders Probe Of Inhumane, Poor Feeding Conditions At Calabar Prison Over Viral Video | Sahara Reporters https://bit.ly/3TATYYv
    Nigerian Minister Orders Probe Of Inhumane, Poor Feeding Conditions At Calabar Prison Over Viral Video | Sahara Reporters https://bit.ly/3TATYYv
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    Nigerian Minister Orders Probe Of Inhumane, Poor Feeding Conditions At Calabar Prison Over Viral Video | Sahara Reporters
    The Minister of Interior, Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo, has mandated an immediate investigation into allegations of unacceptable feeding conditions at the Afokang Custodial Centre in Calabar, Cross River State. This is in response to a disturbing video circulating on Facebook, showing inmates enduring severe inhuman treatment and receiving poorly cooked meals. This is contained in a statement released on Sunday by the minister's media aide, Babatunde Alao, saying that lapses in the quality of food, sanitation, and welfare of inmates will not be tolerated.
  • I went to the park yesterday to make inquiry of how much they charge from Calabar to Port Harcourt.
    I had the following conversation with the driver.
    Me: Good afternoon sir.
    Him: Good afternoon dear, welcome to peace mass transit how can I help you.
    Me: Sir please, from calabar to PH is how much now.
    Him:10500
    Me: Ha that's too much na, apart from hike in fuel price did the road grow long again .
    Him: That is how we see it na, Nigeria has happened to us.
    Me: This is the same place I traveled to and fro for 5k when I came to buy post Utme form
    Him: u dey go abi u no dey go,go and buy ticket and stop complaining by next week now you fit pay higher. Remember Christmas is on the way.
    Me: I don't want to go again I want do waybill how much for waybill.
    Him: It depends on what you want to waybill.
    Me: It's just 1 big Ghana must go.
    Him: Ok na 5k
    Me: 5k for one bag oga you no go like collect 3k biko , see I am a student help me.
    Him: Oya wey the bag.
    Me: Let me rush and get it but oga abeg the bag go dey on top other bags where air go dey reach am.
    Him: Go fast before the car go full
    Me: Oga your contact I go dey late, I want pick something, make I call my neighbor she go help me carry the bag come, if you see anybody with Big Ghana must go for waybill. , na me get am.
    Him: Come wetin dey the Ghana must go wey you want waybill.
    Me: Oga na Christmas goat and clothooo. No go rush open the bag, the goat is very stubborn.
    I said to myself anyway na way, na to waybill myself like this the waybill

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    I went to the park yesterday to make inquiry of how much they charge from Calabar to Port Harcourt. I had the following conversation with the driver. Me: Good afternoon sir. Him: Good afternoon dear, welcome to peace mass transit how can I help you. Me: Sir please, from calabar to PH is how much now. Him:10500 Me: Ha that's too much na, apart from hike in fuel price did the road grow long again 🙄. Him: That is how we see it na, Nigeria has happened to us. Me: This is the same place I traveled to and fro for 5k when I came to buy post Utme form 😥 Him: u dey go abi u no dey go,go and buy ticket and stop complaining by next week now you fit pay higher. Remember Christmas is on the way. Me: I don't want to go again I want do waybill how much for waybill. Him: It depends on what you want to waybill. Me: It's just 1 big Ghana must go. Him: Ok na 5k Me: 5k for one bag oga you no go like collect 3k biko , see I am a student 🙏 help me. Him: Oya wey the bag. Me: Let me rush and get it but oga abeg the bag go dey on top other bags where air go dey reach am. Him: Go fast before the car go full Me: Oga your contact I go dey late, I want pick something, make I call my neighbor she go help me carry the bag come, if you see anybody with Big Ghana must go for waybill. , na me get am. Him: Come wetin dey the Ghana must go wey you want waybill. Me: Oga na Christmas goat and clothooo. No go rush open the bag, the goat is very stubborn. I said to myself anyway na way, na to waybill myself like this the waybill 👇👇👇👇 Copied
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  • We went to Calabar yesterday what I saw is vegetables everywhere
    We went to Calabar yesterday what I saw is vegetables everywhere
  • Hi everyone I'm Israel Ideba from calabar
    Hi everyone I'm Israel Ideba from calabar
  • Akwa Ibom Governor Umo Eno Is Blocking Police Investigation Into Eket Transition Committee Chairman, Ikott's University Of Calabar Certificate Forgery –Sources | Sahara Reporters https://bit.ly/4dJbWzv
    Akwa Ibom Governor Umo Eno Is Blocking Police Investigation Into Eket Transition Committee Chairman, Ikott's University Of Calabar Certificate Forgery –Sources | Sahara Reporters https://bit.ly/4dJbWzv
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    Akwa Ibom Governor Umo Eno Is Blocking Police Investigation Into Eket Transition Committee Chairman, Ikott's University Of Calabar Certificate Forgery –Sources | Sahara Reporters
    Governor Umo Eno of Akwa Ibom State is facing allegations of involvement in a cover-up regarding the authenticity of a university certificate held by Akaniyene Tommey Ikott, the Transition Committee Chairman of Eket Local Government Area. The University of Calabar has officially disavowed a Bachelor of Science degree in Social Work certificate bearing Ikott's name, categorically stating that it is a forgery. Sources told SaharaReporters that Governor Eno has been using his position to conceal the truth about Ikott's academic credentials.
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