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  • 1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up*
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    3 take a deep breath
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    4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me*
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    5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
    Thank you for showing interest.
    .
    6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*
    .
    7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*
    .
    8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.*
    *Wonders shall never end*πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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    9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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    10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*
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    11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo
    I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...
    ..
    12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro *
    *You are through to the semi finals*
    _*Start preparing for the finals *_
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    13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.
    .
    14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.*
    I regretted loosing my TV screen.πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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    15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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    16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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    17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....*
    *That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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    18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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    19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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    20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.

    21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.🫣
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    22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.
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    23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*🫣

    24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to prayπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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    25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *🫣
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    26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*..
    *Na there I dey rush go now.*
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    27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ..
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    28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.*
    *Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain nowπŸ₯Ή
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    29 I just killed the mosquito that
    Bite me last month nonsense
    He thinks that I wouldn't recognize him

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    😲🀣🀣 1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up* mad... madder... maddest...😎🀣🀣 . 2.. join Jenny's Triplets (content monetisation policy) and thank me later πŸ‘·πŸ½‍β™‚οΈπŸ«²πŸ½πŸ«²πŸ½πŸ€·πŸ½‍♂️ 3 take a deep breath 😊😊 . 4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me* πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ€£ . 5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.* Thank you for showing interest.😎🀣🀣 . 6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*πŸ˜‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž . 7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ . 8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.* *Wonders shall never end*πŸ™†πŸΎ‍β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£ . 9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*😑🀷🏿‍♂️ . 10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ . 11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...πŸ˜‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž .. 12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro * *You are through to the semi finals* _*Start preparing for the finals *_πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ . 13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.😴😴😑 . 14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.* I regretted loosing my TV screen.πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή . 15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸΏ‍♂️ . 16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*🀷🏿‍β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ . 17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....* *That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*πŸ™†πŸΎ‍β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£ . 18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.πŸ™†πŸΎ‍β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ . 19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.🀷🏿‍β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΏ‍β™‚οΈπŸ€£ . 20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.πŸ™ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.🫣😊😊 . 22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‹ . 23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*🫣😎😎 24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to pray🀷🏿‍β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£ . 25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *🫣🀣🀣 . 26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*.. *Na there I dey rush go now.*🀣🀣 . 27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.🀷🏿‍β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΏ‍β™‚οΈπŸ€£.. . 28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.* *Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain now😑😑πŸ₯Ή . 29 I just killed the mosquito that Bite me last month nonsense He thinks that I wouldn't recognize himπŸ˜ͺπŸ™ŠπŸ€£πŸ€£ Thanks for reading please I need your help share this post to make others laugh too no one will come across this post without laughing unless the person can't read πŸ™ŠπŸ€£πŸ€£ . Wait before you go recommend my page so it be visible to people please also invite friends to like my page πŸ₯ΊπŸ«‘πŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌ
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  • The highest level of minding your business is hearing a crowd outside like fighting and you ignore it continue your business .
    The highest level of minding your business is hearing a crowd outside like fighting and you ignore it continue your business .
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  • Men:

    When people underestimate you
    they lower their guard and give you opportunity to strike.

    Use this in:

    Business
    Dating
    Social settings

    Let them underestimate your capability.
    Men: When people underestimate you they lower their guard and give you opportunity to strike. Use this in: Business Dating Social settings Let them underestimate your capability.
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  • Make money and mind your business
    Make money and mind your business
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  • “ Dating some Nigerian girls is a Big financial mistake. They are always hungry” Shallipopi

    Shallopopi’s Girlfriend is based in London .
    She owns multiple businesses in london, she currently manages Shallipopi and she gets him shows in an out of UK . She is doing just fine and With Shallipopi by her side they’ll be a power couple . She is originally from Ghana

    Moral lesson : Why are many Celebs avoiding Nigerian girls .
    “ Dating some Nigerian girls is a Big financial mistake. They are always hungry” Shallipopi Shallopopi’s Girlfriend is based in London . She owns multiple businesses in london, she currently manages Shallipopi and she gets him shows in an out of UK . She is doing just fine and With Shallipopi by her side they’ll be a power couple . She is originally from Ghana πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ Moral lesson : Why are many Celebs avoiding Nigerian girls .
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  • Women over to you:Oga say relax that he will be paying you 150k monthly or 2m to start a business.Choose one
    Women over to you:Oga say relax that he will be paying you 150k monthly or 2m to start a business.Choose one
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  • SEO in Business

    SEO in terms of marketing strategy, entails companies paying search engines for placement on result pages.
    SEO in Business SEO in terms of marketing strategy, entails companies paying search engines for placement on result pages.
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  • Sad story
    I met this guy sometime in 2016. He was selling shoes at Makola and I was a pupil teacher in a school. He was a good man and even though he wasn't rich, he was very generous with the little he had. This motivated me and I decided to contribute to his life because of his good character. I wanted to go to the training college and was saving up for it. Same time, he also wanted to continue his studies. He was very intelligent so I decided to give him my savings to add up to his so he could go to school because after all he's a man and if he had a fruitful life, it affected me too.
    So by 2018, he started business administration in Legon. He had a boy who looked at the shop when he went to school and because his wares were cheap, he was able to also establish himself on campus. He had a single room at Dansoman which had only a bed and TV when we met. I bought a fridge so l could cook in bulk and store it for him. I also got a microwave for him and was constantly at his place. By the time he was in 3rd year, we decided to live together so I took a loan at my workplace and added up then we rented a chamber and hall and moved in. We loved each other. I was grateful I was building a life with someone and even though my mum didn't approve of most of the things I was doing for him, she eventually had to accept it. My mum sold foodstuff in Accra. It was on one of my visits to her place I met him. Anytime my mum's goods came, she'd call me and give me a good quantity of food for him and myself. We literally lived like a couple. I took seed once and we both agreed we weren't available both emotionally and financially for a child so I terminated it. By God's grace, I got employed at another good school that had better pay I also taught some pupils for extra classes so l was earning more than my previous school. I then also started saving all over again to continue my schooling. Then my man finally graduated and in his department, he was one of the 4 students who had a first class. I was so proud I bought his suit and shoes for graduation. The suit was 800 cedis and the shoes were 450. 1 was happy. After school, he was recommended to Zenith Bank by his professor to do his national service. After his service, he got a 6 months contract to work there.

    Eventually, he sold his shop to his boy but still ran the business on social media because he still knew his suppliers. He branded it well on social media for which I sometimes did delivery on his behalf. We decided to get married in 2022. 1 had successfully bought my forms by then and was about to go to school and then one day, I pounced on something my man was seeing someone while he was doing his service and they had started dating. According to the
    message I read, he had denied me and had also promised the lady marriage I read the message countlessly and confronted him. He confessed and eventually told me the lady was pregnant for him. He said he was still going to get married to me like I wanted. I just knew the marriage to me was going to be something like a "thank you" or compensation. I cried. I cried my heart and intestines out. I didn't know how to tell my mum or even who to tell. He begged me but I knew I wasn't going to be the same again after the revelation. When I finally went to school, I decided to end it with him. He begged me but I knew I wasn't going to be the same again after the revelation. When I finally went to school, I decided to end it with him. I sent a text telling him I wanted to move on. He didn't beg me to stay. He just thanked me for all the support I gave him. Then he sent me 10,000 I cried the whole day and when I felt I was losing my mind, I called my mum and told her everything. She told me to return his money which I did. He moved from the apartment we lived in but paid an additional 3 years for me. I told the landlord to rent the house and take 30% of the money and give me the 70 because I couldn't live in that room. I took the money and gave it to my mum. He got married last year and he has a son. I'm still here picking up the pieces of my life and trying to move forward but it is well.

    Soon, I'd complete school and I'm hoping to be posted to a good school. Life still has to be lived.
    Life happens. Take care of you first before another.
    Sad 😭 😭 story I met this guy sometime in 2016. He was selling shoes at Makola and I was a pupil teacher in a school. He was a good man and even though he wasn't rich, he was very generous with the little he had. This motivated me and I decided to contribute to his life because of his good character. I wanted to go to the training college and was saving up for it. Same time, he also wanted to continue his studies. He was very intelligent so I decided to give him my savings to add up to his so he could go to school because after all he's a man and if he had a fruitful life, it affected me too. So by 2018, he started business administration in Legon. He had a boy who looked at the shop when he went to school and because his wares were cheap, he was able to also establish himself on campus. He had a single room at Dansoman which had only a bed and TV when we met. I bought a fridge so l could cook in bulk and store it for him. I also got a microwave for him and was constantly at his place. By the time he was in 3rd year, we decided to live together so I took a loan at my workplace and added up then we rented a chamber and hall and moved in. We loved each other. I was grateful I was building a life with someone and even though my mum didn't approve of most of the things I was doing for him, she eventually had to accept it. My mum sold foodstuff in Accra. It was on one of my visits to her place I met him. Anytime my mum's goods came, she'd call me and give me a good quantity of food for him and myself. We literally lived like a couple. I took seed once and we both agreed we weren't available both emotionally and financially for a child so I terminated it. By God's grace, I got employed at another good school that had better pay I also taught some pupils for extra classes so l was earning more than my previous school. I then also started saving all over again to continue my schooling. Then my man finally graduated and in his department, he was one of the 4 students who had a first class. I was so proud I bought his suit and shoes for graduation. The suit was 800 cedis and the shoes were 450. 1 was happy. After school, he was recommended to Zenith Bank by his professor to do his national service. After his service, he got a 6 months contract to work there. Eventually, he sold his shop to his boy but still ran the business on social media because he still knew his suppliers. He branded it well on social media for which I sometimes did delivery on his behalf. We decided to get married in 2022. 1 had successfully bought my forms by then and was about to go to school and then one day, I pounced on something my man was seeing someone while he was doing his service and they had started dating. According to the message I read, he had denied me and had also promised the lady marriage I read the message countlessly and confronted him. He confessed and eventually told me the lady was pregnant for him. He said he was still going to get married to me like I wanted. I just knew the marriage to me was going to be something like a "thank you" or compensation. I cried. I cried my heart and intestines out. I didn't know how to tell my mum or even who to tell. He begged me but I knew I wasn't going to be the same again after the revelation. When I finally went to school, I decided to end it with him. He begged me but I knew I wasn't going to be the same again after the revelation. When I finally went to school, I decided to end it with him. I sent a text telling him I wanted to move on. He didn't beg me to stay. He just thanked me for all the support I gave him. Then he sent me 10,000 I cried the whole day and when I felt I was losing my mind, I called my mum and told her everything. She told me to return his money which I did. He moved from the apartment we lived in but paid an additional 3 years for me. I told the landlord to rent the house and take 30% of the money and give me the 70 because I couldn't live in that room. I took the money and gave it to my mum. He got married last year and he has a son. I'm still here picking up the pieces of my life and trying to move forward but it is well. Soon, I'd complete school and I'm hoping to be posted to a good school. Life still has to be lived. Life happens. Take care of you first before another.
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  • Jack Ma the richest man in China said, "If you put the Banana and Money infront of a monkey. The monkey will choose Banana because the monkey don't know that money can buy alot of Bananas."

    In fact, if you offer WORK and BUSINESS to people, they will choose to WORK because most people don't know that a BUSINESS can make more money than salary.

    One of the reason the poor are poor is because the poor are not trained to recognise the entrepreneurial opportunity.

    They spend alot of time in school and what they learn in school is work for a salary instead of working for themselves.

    Profit is better than wages because wages can support you, but profits can make you a fortune.

    Keep following
    Jack Ma the richest man in China said, "If you put the Banana and Money infront of a monkey. The monkey will choose Banana because the monkey don't know that money can buy alot of Bananas." In fact, if you offer WORK and BUSINESS to people, they will choose to WORK because most people don't know that a BUSINESS can make more money than salary. One of the reason the poor are poor is because the poor are not trained to recognise the entrepreneurial opportunity. They spend alot of time in school and what they learn in school is work for a salary instead of working for themselves. Profit is better than wages because wages can support you, but profits can make you a fortune. Keep following
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  • 5 PROFITABLE AGRI-BUSINESS THAT REQUIRES LESS CAPITAL



    1. Poultry Farming: Starting a small-scale poultry farm can be profitable with minimal capital investment. You can begin with a small flock of chickens or ducks and gradually expand as you generate revenue.

    2. Vegetable Farming: Growing vegetables such as tomatoes, peppers, and leafy greens can be lucrative, especially if you have access to fertile land or can utilize techniques like container gardening or vertical farming to maximize space.

    3. Beekeeping: Beekeeping is a low-cost agricultural venture that can yield significant profits. With proper knowledge and equipment, you can start a beekeeping business to produce honey, beeswax, and other bee-related products.

    4. Fish Farming (Aquaculture): Fish farming can be started with modest capital investment, especially in areas with access to natural water bodies or where ponds can be constructed. Tilapia, catfish, and trout are popular choices for aquaculture in Africa.

    5. Mushroom Farming: Mushroom cultivation can be a profitable agribusiness with relatively low startup costs. Mushrooms such as oyster, button, and shiitake varieties can be grown indoors or in shaded areas, making it suitable for small-scale operations.

    Visit https://thefamersmagazine.online for more important Agricultural Information.
    5 PROFITABLE AGRI-BUSINESS THAT REQUIRES LESS CAPITAL❗❗ πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ 1. Poultry Farming: Starting a small-scale poultry farm can be profitable with minimal capital investment. You can begin with a small flock of chickens or ducks and gradually expand as you generate revenue. 2. Vegetable Farming: Growing vegetables such as tomatoes, peppers, and leafy greens can be lucrative, especially if you have access to fertile land or can utilize techniques like container gardening or vertical farming to maximize space. 3. Beekeeping: Beekeeping is a low-cost agricultural venture that can yield significant profits. With proper knowledge and equipment, you can start a beekeeping business to produce honey, beeswax, and other bee-related products. 4. Fish Farming (Aquaculture): Fish farming can be started with modest capital investment, especially in areas with access to natural water bodies or where ponds can be constructed. Tilapia, catfish, and trout are popular choices for aquaculture in Africa. 5. Mushroom Farming: Mushroom cultivation can be a profitable agribusiness with relatively low startup costs. Mushrooms such as oyster, button, and shiitake varieties can be grown indoors or in shaded areas, making it suitable for small-scale operations. Visit https://thefamersmagazine.online for more important Agricultural Information.
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