• *Today marks the end of barrenness in every areas of your life in Jesus name*
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  • 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING


    2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN


    3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
    It's Over between us


    4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account.
    Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!

    *ME Ahh
    I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.


    5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*

    6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
    *
    ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM


    7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market
    *


    8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities*


    9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog


    10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"*


    11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic

    But when your brother does the same to his wife

    It's Juju 🖐

    When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first


    12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh


    13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex. I did nothing bad to you

    Master Mike
    😂🐐⏰ 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING 🤣🤣 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN🤔🧐 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's Over between us🤨🤨 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account. Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!🙏 *ME 😗 Ahh😳 I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.😜😜🤪🤪 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*😦 🤔 6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U * ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM🤣🤣 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market 🤣🤣🤣 * 🚶🚶🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* 😂 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog 🤔 ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ 10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"* 😩 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic But when your brother does the same to his wife It's Juju 🙄🖐 When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first 🥺 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh 😒🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex😏. I did nothing bad to you 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 Master Mike
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  • The secret of getting ahead is getting started
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  • Social media marketing is the process that businesses follow to promote their brand, products, or services on popular social media platforms. The most common social media platforms are:

    Facebook
    Instagram
    X (formerly known as Twitter)
    Linkedin
    Pinterest
    TikTok
    Snapchat
    It’s important to have a solid organic social strategy and keep your brand profile pages up to date. This can help provide a sense of credibility to prospects and customers, as well as a platform for you to engage with your audience.
    Social media marketing is the process that businesses follow to promote their brand, products, or services on popular social media platforms. The most common social media platforms are: Facebook Instagram X (formerly known as Twitter) Linkedin Pinterest TikTok Snapchat It’s important to have a solid organic social strategy and keep your brand profile pages up to date. This can help provide a sense of credibility to prospects and customers, as well as a platform for you to engage with your audience.
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  • One of the benefits of Online or Digital marketing is Competitive advantage. Your business can get an easy edge over other providers that don’t invest in online marketing. This expands your audience, increases customer engagement, and ultimately boosts sales, which can help you stand out in a crowded market.
    One of the benefits of Online or Digital marketing is Competitive advantage. Your business can get an easy edge over other providers that don’t invest in online marketing. This expands your audience, increases customer engagement, and ultimately boosts sales, which can help you stand out in a crowded market.
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  • “Eating healthy is expensive”
    “I don’t have time to cook”

    STOP PLAYING CHESS WITH YOUR HEALTH

    Here are some cooking ideas to help you create quick healthy recipes.

    You can try on a go.

    The foods listed will help you:

    -Prevent unnecessary weight gain

    -Boost your mood

    -Revive your energy

    And make you feel good again.

    The key to healthy eating should not emphasize on “balance diet” in other words balance diet is an old paradigm that should be discarded for good.

    Because, “balanced diet” modeled around eating more carbs, less protein and fats.

    This is not a sustainable way to eat especially if you are seeking to lose or maintain weight and also optimize your micronutrients intake.

    So the most nutrient dense food should be your priority.

    They are(in order of nutrient density/availability):

    1. Meats:beef, chicken,goat meat, ponmo, turkey, rabbit, pork, wild game etc.

    2. Eggs(Any edible eggs available).

    3. Offals; Liver, hearts, intestines, and lungs of ruminants

    4. Seafoods: All edible fish in the order of nutrient density fresh fish>smoked fish>dry fish. Limit frying of fish; shrimp, prawns, crabs,oysters, sea snails, calamari etc.

    5. Seasonal fruits: mango, African star apple(udara), Avocado, among other seasonal fruits.

    6. Non starchy vegetables: Local vegetables; cucumber, garden eggs, tomatoes, green peas, green beans, bell peppers carrots, etc. Leafy greens; pumpkin leaf,garden egg leaf, spinach etc. Exotic vegetables; cauliflower, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and Kale.

    7. Starchy vegetables: Grains; rice. Tuber; yam, potatoes, coco yam. Legumes; Beans, lentils.

    This category is where you should practice moderation and must be paired with any of the above categories.

    It’s very important not to forget the healthy fats category.

    Choose from: olive oil, coconut oil, beef tallow, Avocado oil(most in Nigerian markets are fake) lard, ghee, butter and pure palm oil.

    My Favorite quick combos.

    1. Yam and egg sauce

    2. 4-5 boiled eggs with mix vegetable sauce.

    3. 4 Egged omelette with mixed vegetables sautéed in olive oil on side.

    4. Any of yam or plantain porridge with smoked fish.

    5. Boiled Beef and Salt.

    You can also try rice with plenty of leafy greens and boiled eggs.

    Beans cooked with plenty crayfish and smoked fish.

    Any swallow of choice except semo and wheat(portion controlled) with plenty protein rich soups.

    Thanks for reading.
    “Eating healthy is expensive” “I don’t have time to cook” STOP PLAYING CHESS WITH YOUR HEALTH Here are some cooking ideas to help you create quick healthy recipes. You can try on a go. The foods listed will help you: -Prevent unnecessary weight gain -Boost your mood -Revive your energy And make you feel good again. The key to healthy eating should not emphasize on “balance diet” in other words balance diet is an old paradigm that should be discarded for good. Because, “balanced diet” modeled around eating more carbs, less protein and fats. This is not a sustainable way to eat especially if you are seeking to lose or maintain weight and also optimize your micronutrients intake. So the most nutrient dense food should be your priority. They are(in order of nutrient density/availability): 1. Meats:beef, chicken,goat meat, ponmo, turkey, rabbit, pork, wild game etc. 2. Eggs(Any edible eggs available). 3. Offals; Liver, hearts, intestines, and lungs of ruminants 4. Seafoods: All edible fish in the order of nutrient density fresh fish>smoked fish>dry fish. Limit frying of fish; shrimp, prawns, crabs,oysters, sea snails, calamari etc. 5. Seasonal fruits: mango, African star apple(udara), Avocado, among other seasonal fruits. 6. Non starchy vegetables: Local vegetables; cucumber, garden eggs, tomatoes, green peas, green beans, bell peppers carrots, etc. Leafy greens; pumpkin leaf,garden egg leaf, spinach etc. Exotic vegetables; cauliflower, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and Kale. 7. Starchy vegetables: Grains; rice. Tuber; yam, potatoes, coco yam. Legumes; Beans, lentils. This category is where you should practice moderation and must be paired with any of the above categories. It’s very important not to forget the healthy fats category. Choose from: olive oil, coconut oil, beef tallow, Avocado oil(most in Nigerian markets are fake) lard, ghee, butter and pure palm oil. My Favorite quick combos. 1. Yam and egg sauce 2. 4-5 boiled eggs with mix vegetable sauce. 3. 4 Egged omelette with mixed vegetables sautéed in olive oil on side. 4. Any of yam or plantain porridge with smoked fish. 5. Boiled Beef and Salt. You can also try rice with plenty of leafy greens and boiled eggs. Beans cooked with plenty crayfish and smoked fish. Any swallow of choice except semo and wheat(portion controlled) with plenty protein rich soups. Thanks for reading.
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  • RHAPSODY OF REALITIES - DAILY DEVOTIONAL

    TOPIC: "TAKE YOUR PLACE IN CHRIST"

    SATURDAY 22ND FEBRUARY 2025. Pastor Chris Oyakhilome
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    Be it known unto you therefore, men and brethren, that through this man is preached unto you the forgiveness of sins: And by him all that believe are justified from all things, from which ye could not be justified by the law of Moses (Acts 13:38-39)

    What we just read brings to mind what the Bible says in Romans 3:24, that we've been justified freely by grace through the redemption that's in Jesus Christ. Through Jesus Christ we've received remission of sins, the complete removal of sins, and by Him we've been justified from all things, from which we couldn't be justified by the Law of Moses.

    That means we've been declared acquitted, free from all charges and accusations. Blessed be God! Jesus made it so. He took your place so that you might take His place. Taking your place in Christ is what Christianity is about. Take what He gave up for you; take the place He has given you your new place in Him. 2 Corinthians 5:21 says, "For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him."

    Take your place of righteousness and express the will and nature of the Father. 2 Corinthians 8:9 says, "For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich." This is your new place the place of wealth and abundance.

    Also, read Ephesians 2:4-5 and see your place: "But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us, even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved)." You've been raised up together and made to sit together in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus. This signifies a place of authority; you're recognized in the heavenly realm as a man or woman of dominion. Blessed be God!

    PRAYER

    Dear Father, I thank You for the place You've given me in Christ-a place of glory, dominion, wealth, abundance and power. I walk in the consciousness of this reality, expressing Your will, nature and purpose as I reign and rule in life, exercising authority over circumstances, in Jesus' Name. Amen.

    FURTHER STUDY

    2 Corinthians 5:21
    Romans 5:17
    Ephesians 2:6 NIV

    1-YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN
    Mark 5:21-43 & Leviticus 22-23

    2-YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN
    Matthew 16:21-28 & Exodus 3
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    #christEmbassy #pastorchris #healingstreams #Rhapsody
    #healingstreamswithpastorchris
    #LoveWorldNation
    RHAPSODY OF REALITIES - DAILY DEVOTIONAL TOPIC: "TAKE YOUR PLACE IN CHRIST" SATURDAY 22ND FEBRUARY 2025. Pastor Chris Oyakhilome ------------------------------------------------- Be it known unto you therefore, men and brethren, that through this man is preached unto you the forgiveness of sins: And by him all that believe are justified from all things, from which ye could not be justified by the law of Moses (Acts 13:38-39)📃 What we just read brings to mind what the Bible says in Romans 3:24, that we've been justified freely by grace through the redemption that's in Jesus Christ. Through Jesus Christ we've received remission of sins, the complete removal of sins, and by Him we've been justified from all things, from which we couldn't be justified by the Law of Moses. That means we've been declared acquitted, free from all charges and accusations. Blessed be God! Jesus made it so. He took your place so that you might take His place. Taking your place in Christ is what Christianity is about. Take what He gave up for you; take the place He has given you your new place in Him. 2 Corinthians 5:21 says, "For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him." Take your place of righteousness and express the will and nature of the Father. 2 Corinthians 8:9 says, "For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich." This is your new place the place of wealth and abundance. Also, read Ephesians 2:4-5 and see your place: "But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us, even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved)." You've been raised up together and made to sit together in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus. This signifies a place of authority; you're recognized in the heavenly realm as a man or woman of dominion. Blessed be God! 🙇‍♀️PRAYER🙇‍♀️ Dear Father, I thank You for the place You've given me in Christ-a place of glory, dominion, wealth, abundance and power. I walk in the consciousness of this reality, expressing Your will, nature and purpose as I reign and rule in life, exercising authority over circumstances, in Jesus' Name. Amen. 📚FURTHER STUDY✍️ 2 Corinthians 5:21 Romans 5:17 Ephesians 2:6 NIV 1-YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN✍️ Mark 5:21-43 & Leviticus 22-23 2-YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN✍️ Matthew 16:21-28 & Exodus 3 ------------------------------------------------- #christEmbassy #pastorchris #healingstreams #Rhapsody #healingstreamswithpastorchris #LoveWorldNation
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