Functional depression is real. You work, joke, and take care of your family but mentally you are drowning in your own thoughts and nobody knows.

THE PROBLEM WITH MASTURBATION So many people don't know masturbation creates serious problems till they get married. Both sex masturbate. Girls masturbate as much as boys do, they just don't talk about it. People masturbate on the excuse that they do not want to fornicate but since their bodies are burning they've gotta find a means of release before they burn to d£ath. Let's talk about sex a little. The real enjoyment in sex comes when a man can go in, hold it, thrust for some time before £j@culating. I've got to get real with singles here because some people set the wrong foundation for their marriages and ruin their chances of ever enjoying sex forever! A man needs to "hold it" for as long as possible before shooting because once he shoots that's the end of the show. The wife is left helpless with her body crying for more but the man can't go further because he is completely done, worn out and weak. Here is where masturbation ruin your sex life. The man is used to getting a release WITHOUT WAITING, he has formed a habit of going solo and getting a release as soon as the pressure for sex comes on him, of course, since he is not married, he does not understand the consequences. After marriage, he suffers from PREMATURE £J∆CULATION. Some men's case are so worse that while the woman is still undressing, he has already masturbated and wet himself to the disgust and annoyance of the woman. This is not theory, I'm talking about real life issues. Some men also £j@culating before gaining enterance at all while some shoot the moment they get in. These are all BAD, VERY BAD sex acts. Ladies who are always achieving orgasm through dildo, banana, cucumber and solo stroking won't enjoy sex too. You won't be able to wait for the man to work on you neither will you be satisfied with his size of p£nis especially if you are used to big size cucumbers! You are so used to getting solo orgasm you can't feel the sexual experience or you compare your husband to your cucumber, dildo or sex toy! That's why some women complain they don't enjoy sex even if they have it with different men on daily basis! Learn to hold your body. Self control is a quality you must possess if you want to enjoy sex in marriage. Some singles argue that it's better to fornicate then and avoid the problem of masturbation altogether. It's still thesame problem of IMPATIENCE and LACK OF SELF CONTROL. If you must always have sex as a single person, you will commit adultery in marriage, because whenever your spouse is not available or heavily pregnant, you will go out and look for who to have sex with. It's as simple as that. A successful married life is built on principles, you can't eat your cake and have it. If you cannot control yourself before marriage, you won't control yourself after marriage. Avoid watching pornography. You can't watch those heavy scenes and not masturbate. Get close to God and get busy with your life and vision. An idle hand is the devil's workshop. People who are physically and mentally lazy carry out all manner of vices imaginable. Read good books that shape your future. Read my book: KISS ME OR I D1£! If you are struggling with heavy sexual temptation and masturbation and don't know how to come out! You will be completely delivered and empowered after reading! Make friends with positive people who value chastity and purity. Avoid friends who crack dirty jokes and say lewd things. Respect your body, value yourself and put sex in the right perspective. Learn to wait for sex. There is no where you are rushing to. If you marry at 25 you still have 75 years to enjoy sex, why the hurry? Impatience is a vice not a virtue, learn to wait for what is yours. It pays on the long run.

There are things we shouldn't joke with Examples Peoples background illness Deformity Financially problems Etc If you are those type of people who mock others or make jokes about these things Do well to stop

Dear Singles, please come closer 🙏 Relevant Questions You Should Ask During Courtship that May Be seen As Not Important❗ 👌Ask your proposed partner if they SNORE while sleeping😴. Don't look at me that way, it's not bad to snore but you've to know if they do, so you can prepare yourself to enjoy and endure their snoring nature forever. Romantic snoring☺😁 👌Ask them if they observe Morning devotion, so you don't end up praying alone or them telling you that they do their devotion in their heart or workplace. Two of you praying together should be the spiritual goal❗ 👌Ask them if they can sweep, wash, cook, and iron. It might look like they can do it till you ask them and then you will know that they can't or aren't so good at doing it. Then you will have to be doing it ALONE. That's stressing and unprepared of you, you know❓ 👌Ask them if they prefer sleeping with the light on or off. So if you're the opposite of them, you will start adjusting your body system to that😜 👌 Ask them how they react when they are angry. Are they sensitive to jokes, etc? Woooh!! Make person no tell you "Am I your mate?", 'Do you know who I am "🙄 or break plates on top of your head😒. Mbok o❗ 👌 Ask them and make deep inquiries too to know if they are married or have been married before or probably have a child out of wedlock. So you don't wake up one day to the biggest shock of your life and stories that keep touching the heart. 👌Ask them how many times they eat surplus and stored food. Except you want to be cooking every day because your partner no gree eat one particular food twice abi thrice😜 👌Ask them where they start undressing after work😁 Some partners, start from the sitting room. You will find one leg of his socks in the parlour, their bra or tie in the kitchen and their shirt or trouser on the bedroom floor, ewoo❗ 👌Ask them if they prefer sleeping on an arranged or scattered bed. Yes, ask oo. Some partners can comfortably sleep on a scattered bed with their dirty clothes on top and they just won't mind😏. But won't you mind? Abi you fit follow them sleep liadat?🤪 Na liadat fight dey start too😌. 👌 Ask them of their source of income. The kind of work they do. Is there any Plan B or C in case things don't go as you both planned? Ask ooo. You need money to run the affairs of your home❗ 👌Ask them how many children they would need, if children are not forth coming as soon as they expected, what next ❓ Are they open to adoption ❓Will you guys still stick together, Abi Dem go try second wife😳🙆 👌 Lastly, for now, Ask them how they squeeze their toothpaste, from the button abi from the top? Asks oo. Some marriages have been dissolved because of this matter🤦🏽‍♀️. IF they are not virgins! Ask about their sexual life. I won't go deeper on this one but just ask them how many times you can be having sex. I know some sex periods could be so impromptu. Don't look at me that way, I read🙄, for enlightenment's sake because there's nothing wrong with knowing this. Let them know how far your body can manage and respond to the sex moment. (If you already have an experience before salvation) If both of you are virgins Mbok ask oo🙃.....AND don't neglect to ask them about their purpose and vision in life. A visionless home is hopeless. If we take time to observe, we will know that sometimes LITTLE and unnecessary issues cause big misunderstandings in some homes. No question is more or less important during courtship. Courtship is the BEST time to know a bit of everything about your partner, so you can prepare yourself enough for the outcome. Here's me praying for you and me today, May our marriages truly make us happy. May we not regret the choice of partner we finally get to settle with. May our children emulate our goodly and godly lifestyle. May our homes be beautiful ones. May our homes be filled with Love, Security and Trust.🙏 Above all may God be the third cord of our marriages. May there be peace, both internally and externally and May God grant all of us our positive heart desires💯🙏

Wealth and power, a grand display A life of luxury, in every way But emptiness echoes, through halls of gold A silence that screams, a story untold What if you had it all, but nobody to call? A loneliness that chills, a heart that falls What if you had everything, but no one to share? A life of isolation, with no one to care The city's noise, a distant hum A crowded room, but you're still alone to come You try to fill, the void inside But material things, cannot be your guide That's just a cruel joke, a twisted game To have it all, but still feel the same A hollowness that gnaws, a soul that's worn A life of excess, but still forlorn So let's redefine, what it means to be rich Let's find the value, in a loving touch Let's cherish the moments, with those who truly care For in the end, it's love that's truly rare.

Why dont eggs tell jokes,they cracks each other up

In people with high sugar levels. The kidney(filter) nephrons can slowly thicken and become scarred over time. When this happens, The nephrons begin to leak, and protein (albumin) passes into the urine. This damage can happen years before any symptoms of kidney disease begin. That’s why some people still don’t get why it looks like I’m always in your head encouraging to do the right thing. Because, The intervention is mostly reduce or avoid protein intake which doesn’t solve the problem. Reason is low protein diets robbed you of other nutrients because you will be left with carbs foods with are not nutrient dense. Recall I said, meat, fish, eggs, organs, are the most nutrient dense food on this planet pound for pound. So if you start seeing protein in urine, talk to your doctor, check for possible insulin resistance, reduce carbs, avoid sugar and eat nutrient dense food. Don’t joke with your diet.

Teacher's jokes ain't funny but we try to laugh because We want to pass his subject 🤣🤣

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