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AM STILL LAUGHING GUYS 🤣🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?🙄🙄" asks the teacher. JAMES: I will look for stick and k!ll it! "That's smart of you James🥰🥰." says the teacher. "R0bbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes🙄, what will you do?" asks the teacher again. JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope😉. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher. "I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?"🙄🙄asks the teacher. AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint.☹️☹️ I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!🤨 TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech😏. AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed🙄. That's a figure of speech😒. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii na joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Timi Jay

JUST START LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣 It was this evening that a lovely looking lady stopped me at Abere ROUND-ABOUT (Osogbo) and told me that She is looking for GOOGLE PLAYSTORE. Hmmm, I asked her "Google PlayStore how?"... She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her neighbor told her to go to Playstore and download a new one. I asked her where she's from and she said she's from Ibadan. You dont mean it... Remembering my ex girlfriend is from Ibadan, I decided to take my revenge. I told her that Playstore is no longer working in OSOGBO but they have relocated to NASSARAWA. I then took her to ILESHA GARAGE and put her in a night bus going to NASSARAWA STATE... Nonsense!🚶🏾‍♂️ Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV

SWEET JOKES 😂 😂 😂 🤣 One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him. So she decided to write him a letter saying; "I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!" After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed. When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone, and said; "Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!" The husband walked out of the room. In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter. When she got the Letter, it says; "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!" Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page👉 Discovery TV

JUST START LAUGHING GUYS 🤣 🤣 💔 🤣 . It's my wedding night so I called my father for some tips on what to do because I have never been with a woman before. ME: So what do I do first? FATHER: Take her clothes off & l@y her on the bed. Two minutes later I c@me on the phone again ME: She is n@ked & in bed, what do I do now?" 🤷‍♂️ FATHER: Take your d@mn clothes off & get into bed with her After another two minutes I went back on the phone. ME: Dad I'm nak£d & in bed with her, what do I do now?🤷‍♂️ FATHER:, "Sh!t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body to where she pees Good night!" . I'm calling him again now and he's not picking Please now I have my head in the toilet bowl where she pees, what do I do next? 🛌🧘🏾‍♂️🚽🤷🏾‍♂️ Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV

😂THE STORY IS VERY FUNNY🤣🤣 Title: Confession of a couple, Episode 1 .................................................,.............. A woman👩‍🦱 prepared some vegetable soup🥗 for herself and her husband🧔. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began. HUSBAND🧔: Where did you get the vegetables from🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍? WIFE👩‍🦱: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden. HUSBAND🧔: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️? WIFE👩‍🦱: I have an idea🤔🤔🤔 She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.😄😄😄😄 WIFE👩‍🦱: See? The food isn't poisoned😲. HUSBAND🧔: OK. Let's eat then. After eating, their maid came crying😭😭 WIFE👩‍🦱: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead🙅🙅🙅🙅 HUSBAND🧔: What? The food is poisoned😉! HUSBAND🧔: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WIFE👩‍🦱: What? HUSBAND🧔: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s£x in my room👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼 WIFE👩‍🦱: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you😨😨😨 WIFE👩‍🦱: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have🙅🙅🙅🙅 HUSBAND🧔: OK WIFE👩‍🦱: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯 Immediately after, the Gateman came in😂. GATEMAN🧔🏿: BOSS The man who hit the dog with his car🚗 is outside. He says he wants to apologies for k!lling the dog😂😂😂😂😂 NOTE ✅ i am about to post the next episode on my profile follow me up to get notified FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV

AM STILL LAUGHING GUYS 🤣🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?🙄🙄" asks the teacher. JAMES: I will look for stick and k!ll it! "That's smart of you James🥰🥰." says the teacher. "R0bbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes🙄, what will you do?" asks the teacher again. JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope😉. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher. "I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?"🙄🙄asks the teacher. AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint.☹️☹️ I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!🤨 TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech😏. AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed🙄. That's a figure of speech😒. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii na joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Timi Jay

🤣So funny. Is it snake or what?

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