As I dey look for how I to make 100 billion dollars, na so another man dey look for how to last long on top woman. #Priorities #Funny

It’s still funny how crustaceans survive

Funny but the analogy is wrong.

Really, men who patronise prostitutes are prostitutes. Do we call them philanderers or what is the appropriate name ke

Entitlement is a really funny trait; you don't have buh you expect everyone around you to have and pull up at exactly your time of need with no excuses. What's worse is the mockery that comes with it the nerve!

So funny

Children are funny
How can a child telling her mum that tomorrow she will be having headache just because she don't want to go to school

Wahala be like wetin again???? This 17 year old girl met this handsome guy identified only as CVC online.
They got chatting and he promised to buy her a an iPhone pro as a pre valentine gift.
True to his words, they met and went straight to a phone shop in Ikeja, Lagos state.
He picked an iPhone worth 650,000 and asked her if she liked it. ' of course I do she said'.
He then told her to continue checking other phones as he wanted to ease himself in the rest room. He left with the iPhone.
It was when he didn't return that the shop owners asked after him, she told them she knew nothing about him aside meeting him online.
The police was invited and she was arrested. She was told to pay 650,000 before she will be released. Wahala be like wetin again?
This is quite funny, but sad.
Girls make Una de try work and earn your own money. Or better still, make una dei contented.👌🏿👌🏿

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What a Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way,and wear funny shoes. @mhizpresh19

children are funny

i don't think i've ever been this uninterested in talking to people in my life. i'm so comfortable with being by myself it's not even funny