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    He is not perfect, I’m not perfect. Our feelings and lives are not perfect. But we love each other and that’s all that really matters.
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  • THE STORY IS VERY FUNNY

    Title: Confession of a couple, Episode 1
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    A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.

    HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?
    WIFE: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden.
    HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables?
    WIFE: I have an idea

    She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.

    WIFE: See? The food isn't poisoned.
    HUSBAND: OK. Let's eat then.

    After eating, their maid came crying

    WIFE: What happened?
    MAID: Bingo is dead
    HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned!
    HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!
    WIFE: What?
    HUSBAND: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s£x in my room
    WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you
    WIFE: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have
    HUSBAND: OK
    WIFE: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.

    Immediately after, the Gateman came in.

    GATEMAN🧔🏿: BOSS The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologies for k!lling the dog

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    😂THE STORY IS VERY FUNNY🤣🤣 Title: Confession of a couple, Episode 1 .................................................,.............. A woman👩‍🦱 prepared some vegetable soup🥗 for herself and her husband🧔. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began. HUSBAND🧔: Where did you get the vegetables from🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍? WIFE👩‍🦱: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden. HUSBAND🧔: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️? WIFE👩‍🦱: I have an idea🤔🤔🤔 She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.😄😄😄😄 WIFE👩‍🦱: See? The food isn't poisoned😲. HUSBAND🧔: OK. Let's eat then. After eating, their maid came crying😭😭 WIFE👩‍🦱: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead🙅🙅🙅🙅 HUSBAND🧔: What? The food is poisoned😉! HUSBAND🧔: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WIFE👩‍🦱: What? HUSBAND🧔: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s£x in my room👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼 WIFE👩‍🦱: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you😨😨😨 WIFE👩‍🦱: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have🙅🙅🙅🙅 HUSBAND🧔: OK WIFE👩‍🦱: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯 Immediately after, the Gateman came in😂. GATEMAN🧔🏿: BOSS The man who hit the dog with his car🚗 is outside. He says he wants to apologies for k!lling the dog😂😂😂😂😂 NOTE ✅ i am about to post the next episode on my profile follow me up to get notified FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV
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  • Evangelizing in Ikoyi, I met a kind-hearted gardener at a hospital for foreign expatriates in Nigeria. He'd listen attentively to my messages about Jesus , and we formed a strong bond. His story touched my heart: he'd lost his wife, raised three sons alone, and faced workplace challenges.

    Our proximity made it easy for me to visit him often. I'd stop by his office, adorned in my signature bold jewelry – Romanian and Italian gold, chandelier earrings, and an Indian god earring. One day, I visited my friend during his break, wearing my usual vibrant accessories .

    But he looked troubled . "What's wrong?" I asked. He apologized, fearing he might hurt me, and confessed his feelings . He admired my genuine love for God and my preaching but struggled with my bold jewelry.

    "I like you, but could you wear smaller earrings?" he requested, "like 'Tondo'" – tiny stud earrings. Ah! I was taken aback but chose to prioritize his feelings over my personal style.

    1 Corinthians 8:13: "Therefore, if what I eat causes my brother or sister to fall into sin, I will never eat meat again, so that I will not cause them to fall."

    Romans 14:21: "It is better not to eat meat or drink wine or to do anything else that will cause your brother or sister to stumble."

    My sacrifice wasn't about the jewelry itself but about considering others' perspectives and prioritizing love and compassion .

    Now, how can I ruin this story
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    If others' is anything antichrist, I will not prioritize you.
    Evangelizing in Ikoyi, I met a kind-hearted gardener 🌳 at a hospital for foreign expatriates in Nigeria. He'd listen attentively to my messages about Jesus , and we formed a strong bond. His story touched my heart: he'd lost his wife, raised three sons alone, and faced workplace challenges. Our proximity made it easy for me to visit him often. I'd stop by his office, adorned in my signature bold jewelry 💃 – Romanian and Italian gold, chandelier earrings, and an Indian god earring. One day, I visited my friend during his break, wearing my usual vibrant accessories 💅. But he looked troubled 😕. "What's wrong?" I asked. He apologized, fearing he might hurt me, and confessed his feelings 💭. He admired my genuine love for God and my preaching but struggled with my bold jewelry. "I like you, but could you wear smaller earrings?" he requested, "like 'Tondo'" 🤗 – tiny stud earrings. Ah! 😱 I was taken aback but chose to prioritize his feelings over my personal style. 1 Corinthians 8:13: "Therefore, if what I eat causes my brother or sister to fall into sin, I will never eat meat again, so that I will not cause them to fall." Romans 14:21: "It is better not to eat meat or drink wine or to do anything else that will cause your brother or sister to stumble." My sacrifice wasn't about the jewelry itself but about considering others' perspectives and prioritizing love and compassion ❤️. Now, how can I ruin this story 🤔 Excellent 😁 If others' is anything antichrist, I will not prioritize you.
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  • "You make a choice: continue living your life feeling muddled in this abyss of self-misunderstanding, or you find your identity independent of it. You draw your own box."
    — Duchess Meghan
    "You make a choice: continue living your life feeling muddled in this abyss of self-misunderstanding, or you find your identity independent of it. You draw your own box." — Duchess Meghan
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  • The worst feeling is pretending you don’t care about something, when really it’s all you seem to think about.
    The worst feeling is pretending you don’t care about something, when really it’s all you seem to think about.
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