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One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him.

So she decided to write him a letter saying;
"I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!"

After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed.

When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes.

He got his phone, dialed someone, and said;
"Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!"

The husband walked out of the room.

In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter.

When she got the Letter, it says;
"I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!"

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Ironically, they're destined to be hated, yet commanded and compelled to love those who hate them. This radical love defines their faith.

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After watching the video of Oga Equatorial Guinea & several women knacking, One Cheating Husband was spotted on top his wife saying, Baby, Please don't leave me, I will give you any style you want, I will moan for you, I will kiss you, I will give you head, foreplay is a most but please don't be Equatorial Guineaed.

He is now at the mercy of his good wife. He is now saying, Baby, Please don't cheat on me, don't do this to me, I can't take it.

Good Wife 100, Cheating Husband 0.

It is a big win for his good wife!!! Cheating Husband has been humblified.

Cheating Husband, You go cheat abi you no go cheat?

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COLE PARMER RULED OUT IN ENGLISH SQUAD

Cole Palmer has been ruled out of England's upcoming UEFA Nations League match against Greece due to a fitness concern. After initially joining the squad, he returned to Chelsea's training ground to focus on rehabilitation. This has been a blow for England's interim manager Lee Carsley, who is also missing Phil Foden and Ollie Watkins for this international break. Carsley has decided not to call up replacements, which could open up opportunities for other young players in the squad, such as Morgan Gibbs-White and Noni Madueke.

The Super Eagles are preparing intensely for their Africa Cup of Nations qualifier against Benin, aiming to strengthen their position in the group standings. The team is focused on delivering a strong performance and has been working on tactics, fitness, and cohesion under the guidance of their coaching staff. This match is crucial, as it will bring them closer to qualifying for the prestigious continental tournament. Fans and supporters eagerly await the lineup and strategies Nigeria will deploy to secure victory and advance in the qualifiers.

Single Mothers Never Planned to Be Single: Choosing the Right Partner Over Settling for the Wrong One"

Many single mothers today never planned for this journey. They didn’t set out to raise children alone, but life took unexpected turns. Some marriages didn’t work out, and others trusted their partners deeply, only to be left behind once pregnancy changed everything.

But let’s also remember that single fathers face similar struggles. It’s not just about one side; both men and women have found themselves unexpectedly alone in parenting. Often, these situations come from jumping too quickly into relationships that weren’t right, sometimes out of fear of being alone or because of “what will people say?”

The truth is, settling with the wrong person is a heavy burden to carry. While the outside world might have opinions, your happiness and peace are what truly matter. When we make choices based on love, respect, and mutual goals, we set a strong foundation for the future. On the other hand, rushing into something just to feel “secure” can bring heartache in the long run.

If you’re still waiting for that special person, don’t let desperation be your guide. Remember, it’s better to wait for someone who genuinely respects and values you than to rush into a relationship that drains your joy. A strong partnership is worth waiting for.

To those raising children alone, know that your strength is inspiring. Life might have taken unexpected turns, but you are doing an incredible job. Every day, you show resilience and courage. Embrace your journey, focus on growth, and trust that the right people will find their way into your life.

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.