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  • The Forbes list of the wealthiest people on Earth can also be called the 'Forbes List of People Who Failed or Never Took Examinations'. Examinations are a test of memory. You did not fail that examination. That examination failed you. The public school system failed you. Because it tested your memory, not your abilities. That is why Maria Montessori was so successful as an educator. She realised that examinations were flawed and focused on a pupil's natural ability and God given talents. So, don’t let failing examinations make you think you are dumb. If you test a fish on its ability to fly, it will always fail that exam. You are not dumb! Albert Einstein failed his university entrance examination. Google it. Yet, he is rated one of the most intelligent men ever. Thomas Edison was not formally educated, yet he was the most prolific inventor ever. That you failed an exam does not mean you are dull. The actual test of intelligence is succeeding in life, not succeeding in exams.
    The Forbes list of the wealthiest people on Earth can also be called the 'Forbes List of People Who Failed or Never Took Examinations'. Examinations are a test of memory. You did not fail that examination. That examination failed you. The public school system failed you. Because it tested your memory, not your abilities. That is why Maria Montessori was so successful as an educator. She realised that examinations were flawed and focused on a pupil's natural ability and God given talents. So, don’t let failing examinations make you think you are dumb. If you test a fish on its ability to fly, it will always fail that exam. You are not dumb! Albert Einstein failed his university entrance examination. Google it. Yet, he is rated one of the most intelligent men ever. Thomas Edison was not formally educated, yet he was the most prolific inventor ever. That you failed an exam does not mean you are dull. The actual test of intelligence is succeeding in life, not succeeding in exams.
  • If you boil rice, beans, and potato in the same pot, each will be cooked at different times. Never at the same time. So, don't get jealous when you see your mates succeeding before you. Your time will come. Just keep on cooking! The potato may get cooked before the rice, but the rice is more delicious. Rice cooks before beans, but beans are more nutritious. That others succeed before you does not mean they will succeed better than you. Face your race and leave them to their place. Because “the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong”-Ecclesiastes 9:11
    If you boil rice, beans, and potato in the same pot, each will be cooked at different times. Never at the same time. So, don't get jealous when you see your mates succeeding before you. Your time will come. Just keep on cooking! The potato may get cooked before the rice, but the rice is more delicious. Rice cooks before beans, but beans are more nutritious. That others succeed before you does not mean they will succeed better than you. Face your race and leave them to their place. Because “the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong”-Ecclesiastes 9:11
  • Just laugh

    Two men dīéd the same day and become Ghøsts.
    And this conversation ensued between them

    Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?*

    Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*.

    Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*.

    Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*.
    #gisttime
    Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.*

    Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*.

    Ghost 1: *No*

    Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now*
    ...chaiiiii


    Please don't skip , just appreciate by following like, share and comment God bless you all
    ... Happy Sunday to you all, today is gonna be a fruitful day (AMEN)
    Just laugh 😂😂 Two men dīéd the same day and become Ghøsts. And this conversation ensued between them Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?* Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*. Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*. Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*. #gisttime 🍂😁 Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.* Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*. Ghost 1: *No* Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now* ...chaiiiii 😍😂😍 🙏 Please don't skip 😔, just appreciate by following like, share and comment God bless you all ... Happy Sunday to you all, today is gonna be a fruitful day (AMEN) 🙏🙏
  • Is it me or is it that just one drop of fuel in generator is enough?
    Is it me or is it that just one drop of fuel in generator is enough?
  • The victims were on their way from Kwandari in Plateau State to a Maulud Nabiy celebratory event in Saminaka, Kaduna State when their bus collided with a truck at Lere town of Kaduna State.
    The victims were on their way from Kwandari in Plateau State to a Maulud Nabiy celebratory event in Saminaka, Kaduna State when their bus collided with a truck at Lere town of Kaduna State.
  • How much b scientific calculator
    How much b scientific calculator
  • "Ruth Kadiri deserves to be celebrated, she is a queen; she’s been able to shoot over 30 scenes in a day!" ~ Kanayo O Kanayo to Ruth Kadiri

    Nollywood actor Kanayo O Kanayo sent a congratulatory message to actress Ruth Kadiri for her incredible work ethic and dedication to improving the quality of her brand.

    According to him, it’s rare to find women who can produce that many scenes in a single day while maintaining top-notch quality.

    She truly deserves to be celebrated
    "Ruth Kadiri deserves to be celebrated, she is a queen; she’s been able to shoot over 30 scenes in a day!" ~ Kanayo O Kanayo to Ruth Kadiri Nollywood actor Kanayo O Kanayo sent a congratulatory message to actress Ruth Kadiri for her incredible work ethic and dedication to improving the quality of her brand. According to him, it’s rare to find women who can produce that many scenes in a single day while maintaining top-notch quality. She truly deserves to be celebrated 🌸🎊🌺🎁
  • Man is interested in the sauce of your wealth. But God is more concerned with the source of your wealth. You can't sow money you collected from your boyfriend in church and expect God's blessing. That kind of money is an insult to your Creator. It could lead to a curse according to Deuteronomy 23:18. If you are a small girl with a big god (you know what I mean), just jejely enjoy the wages of your dalliance at home and don't go and use it to give Chosen testimony
    Man is interested in the sauce of your wealth. But God is more concerned with the source of your wealth. You can't sow money you collected from your boyfriend in church and expect God's blessing. That kind of money is an insult to your Creator. It could lead to a curse according to Deuteronomy 23:18. If you are a small girl with a big god (you know what I mean), just jejely enjoy the wages of your dalliance at home and don't go and use it to give Chosen testimony
  • Aviaton
    • Home to Akanu-Ibiam Airport, 1 of 6
    internatonal arports nationwide and
    the only such n the South-East.
    • Average weekly air passenger traffic
    has increased by over 22.0% from
    5,390 n 2018 to 7,000 in 2
    Aviaton • Home to Akanu-Ibiam Airport, 1 of 6 internatonal arports nationwide and the only such n the South-East. • Average weekly air passenger traffic has increased by over 22.0% from 5,390 n 2018 to 7,000 in 2
  • This sh@me too much

    As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz.
    Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m, short, dark üg|y gúy.
    The lady was būsy shøuting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby, don't leave me,
    "I need you and can't l!ve without you".
    This Bênz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey." The guy just kept walking away and ignøring her. I was like, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there søbbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say, "Hey, you are øbstructing our câmera.
    We are shøôting a movie."


    Dear reader
    I might not know you,
    But I wish you the best in life. ☺

    More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow Andrea Theu the writer
    This sh@me too much🙊😭😭😭 As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning🚶‍♂️, I saw this very beautiful lady😃😍 come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz😋. Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m🤔, short💁‍♂️, dark üg|y gúy😐. The lady was būsy shøuting to the man😕, begging 😯and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby😭, don't leave me🙁, "I need you 😪and can't l!ve without you"😫. This Bênz😣 and the mansion means nothing without you😟. I need you honey.😞" The guy just kept walking🚶‍♂️ away and ignøring her😐. I was like😃, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will😃. The lady continued begging but he just walked away🚶‍♂️ and left her standing there søbbing🤗. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked 🚶‍♂️to her and tapped on her shoulder👌. But before I could say anything to her😊, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say🙄, "Hey😑, you are øbstructing our câmera💁‍♂️. We are shøôting a movie🙁." 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😅😅😂😅😂 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow 👉Andrea Theu the writer
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