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  • If you boil rice, beans, and potato in the same pot, each will be cooked at different times. Never at the same time. So, don't get jealous when you see your mates succeeding before you. Your time will come. Just keep on cooking! The potato may get cooked before the rice, but the rice is more delicious. Rice cooks before beans, but beans are more nutritious. That others succeed before you does not mean they will succeed better than you. Face your race and leave them to their place. Because “the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong”-Ecclesiastes 9:11
    If you boil rice, beans, and potato in the same pot, each will be cooked at different times. Never at the same time. So, don't get jealous when you see your mates succeeding before you. Your time will come. Just keep on cooking! The potato may get cooked before the rice, but the rice is more delicious. Rice cooks before beans, but beans are more nutritious. That others succeed before you does not mean they will succeed better than you. Face your race and leave them to their place. Because “the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong”-Ecclesiastes 9:11
  • Just laugh

    Two men dīéd the same day and become Ghøsts.
    And this conversation ensued between them

    Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?*

    Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*.

    Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*.

    Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*.
    #gisttime
    Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.*

    Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*.

    Ghost 1: *No*

    Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now*
    ...chaiiiii


    Please don't skip , just appreciate by following like, share and comment God bless you all
    ... Happy Sunday to you all, today is gonna be a fruitful day (AMEN)
    Just laugh 😂😂 Two men dīéd the same day and become Ghøsts. And this conversation ensued between them Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?* Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*. Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*. Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*. #gisttime 🍂😁 Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.* Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*. Ghost 1: *No* Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now* ...chaiiiii 😍😂😍 🙏 Please don't skip 😔, just appreciate by following like, share and comment God bless you all ... Happy Sunday to you all, today is gonna be a fruitful day (AMEN) 🙏🙏
  • Is it me or is it that just one drop of fuel in generator is enough?
    Is it me or is it that just one drop of fuel in generator is enough?
  • The victims were on their way from Kwandari in Plateau State to a Maulud Nabiy celebratory event in Saminaka, Kaduna State when their bus collided with a truck at Lere town of Kaduna State.
    The victims were on their way from Kwandari in Plateau State to a Maulud Nabiy celebratory event in Saminaka, Kaduna State when their bus collided with a truck at Lere town of Kaduna State.
  • How much b scientific calculator
    How much b scientific calculator
  • "Ruth Kadiri deserves to be celebrated, she is a queen; she’s been able to shoot over 30 scenes in a day!" ~ Kanayo O Kanayo to Ruth Kadiri

    Nollywood actor Kanayo O Kanayo sent a congratulatory message to actress Ruth Kadiri for her incredible work ethic and dedication to improving the quality of her brand.

    According to him, it’s rare to find women who can produce that many scenes in a single day while maintaining top-notch quality.

    She truly deserves to be celebrated
    "Ruth Kadiri deserves to be celebrated, she is a queen; she’s been able to shoot over 30 scenes in a day!" ~ Kanayo O Kanayo to Ruth Kadiri Nollywood actor Kanayo O Kanayo sent a congratulatory message to actress Ruth Kadiri for her incredible work ethic and dedication to improving the quality of her brand. According to him, it’s rare to find women who can produce that many scenes in a single day while maintaining top-notch quality. She truly deserves to be celebrated 🌸🎊🌺🎁
  • Man is interested in the sauce of your wealth. But God is more concerned with the source of your wealth. You can't sow money you collected from your boyfriend in church and expect God's blessing. That kind of money is an insult to your Creator. It could lead to a curse according to Deuteronomy 23:18. If you are a small girl with a big god (you know what I mean), just jejely enjoy the wages of your dalliance at home and don't go and use it to give Chosen testimony
    Man is interested in the sauce of your wealth. But God is more concerned with the source of your wealth. You can't sow money you collected from your boyfriend in church and expect God's blessing. That kind of money is an insult to your Creator. It could lead to a curse according to Deuteronomy 23:18. If you are a small girl with a big god (you know what I mean), just jejely enjoy the wages of your dalliance at home and don't go and use it to give Chosen testimony
  • Aviaton
    • Home to Akanu-Ibiam Airport, 1 of 6
    internatonal arports nationwide and
    the only such n the South-East.
    • Average weekly air passenger traffic
    has increased by over 22.0% from
    5,390 n 2018 to 7,000 in 2
    Aviaton • Home to Akanu-Ibiam Airport, 1 of 6 internatonal arports nationwide and the only such n the South-East. • Average weekly air passenger traffic has increased by over 22.0% from 5,390 n 2018 to 7,000 in 2
  • This sh@me too much

    As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz.
    Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m, short, dark üg|y gúy.
    The lady was būsy shøuting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby, don't leave me,
    "I need you and can't l!ve without you".
    This Bênz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey." The guy just kept walking away and ignøring her. I was like, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there søbbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say, "Hey, you are øbstructing our câmera.
    We are shøôting a movie."


    Dear reader
    I might not know you,
    But I wish you the best in life. ☺

    More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow Andrea Theu the writer
    This sh@me too much🙊😭😭😭 As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning🚶‍♂️, I saw this very beautiful lady😃😍 come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz😋. Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m🤔, short💁‍♂️, dark üg|y gúy😐. The lady was būsy shøuting to the man😕, begging 😯and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby😭, don't leave me🙁, "I need you 😪and can't l!ve without you"😫. This Bênz😣 and the mansion means nothing without you😟. I need you honey.😞" The guy just kept walking🚶‍♂️ away and ignøring her😐. I was like😃, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will😃. The lady continued begging but he just walked away🚶‍♂️ and left her standing there søbbing🤗. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked 🚶‍♂️to her and tapped on her shoulder👌. But before I could say anything to her😊, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say🙄, "Hey😑, you are øbstructing our câmera💁‍♂️. We are shøôting a movie🙁." 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😅😅😂😅😂 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow 👉Andrea Theu the writer
  • A NEW ELEMENT HAS BEEN ADDED IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

    Name: Woman
    Symbol: Wm
    Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

    - Boils at any time
    - Can freeze at any time
    - Melts if treated with love
    - Very Bitter if Mishandled

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

    - Very Reactive
    - Highly Unstable
    - Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
    - Money Reducing Agent

    OCCURRENCE

    Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

    It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

    It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

    _Very harmful to you if it sees you with any element similar to itself.
    A NEW ELEMENT HAS BEEN ADDED IN THE PERIODIC TABLE Name: Woman 👩💅👑💍👠 Symbol: Wm Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love - Very Bitter if Mishandled CHEMICAL PROPERTIES - Very Reactive - Highly Unstable - Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books - Money Reducing Agent OCCURRENCE Mostly found in front of the Mirror. It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws. It has mixed properties when seated with parents. _Very harmful to you if it sees you with any element similar to itself.
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