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1. Roses are red
Violets are blue🤷🏽‍♂️
Ji masun my brother
Shes cheating on you💁🏽‍♂️


2. If Sex is a SIN
Then Hug is COS
And kiss is TAN
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Now you come dey ask me for 2k
Person wen dey no give ADMISSION dey pay ACCEPTANCE FEES?


4. Nor rush for dis life people sabi post RIP pass congratulations
If anybody hurry you block am


5.. In My Shoes

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher.

"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.

"I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of speech.


6. She: you really made my day
Me: I can even make your hole weak

Heartbreak keh?
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Did you know that broiler chicken farming is one of the shortest production to make profits.

When their nutritional requirements are met in full, broilers can grow from a 50g chick to a chicken that weighs 2.2kg in a period of 40 to 42 days (6weeks)

HERBS TO USE AS ORGANIC PESTICIDES ON YOUR CROPS

Home-made organic pesticides should always be sprayed on crops during the cool part of the day (mornings or late afternoons) to avoid burning of your crops.

1. Garlic - Crush and mix with hot water- cool for 2hrs, then spray to control aphids.

2. Tithonia (Mexican sunflower) - Crush 2kg of leaves, soak in 4 litres of warm water for 2-3hours or in cold water for 2 days. Spray to control caterpillars.

3. Thorn apple (Datura stramonium) - Take 1kg of leaves, fruits and branch stems, - Crush and boil in 4 litres of water for 20 minutes and let it cool. Spray to control scale insects, aphids and leaf miner (Tuta absoluta).

4. Pawpaw leaves - Take 1 kg of green and fresh leaves, - crush and boil in 4litres of water for 20 minutes. Spray to control scale insects, aphids.

5. Wood ash - Get maize combs, burn them and dry the ash. This should be applied around the plants especially the transplanted vegetable seedlings, to control cut worms in fields where cut worms are a problem.

6. Hot pepper - Crush 500 grams of riped hot pepper fruits, mix with 5 litres of water, boil for 20 minutes. Sieve and add another 5 litres of water mixed with 50ml of any mild dish wash (non-detergent) soap - Spray to control ants (termites), aphids, flies, caterpillars.

7. Lantana camara - Get branches and leaves, burn to get the ash- broadcast in the field or affected area to control ants and worms

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The cost of refilling cooking gas cylinders has become a pressing issue for many Nigerians, with the price per kilogram varying widely across the country.
As of today, the average price of 1kg of cooking gas hovers around ₦1500, but the exact amount depends on the location and the size of the gas cylinder.

The 12.5kg cylinder, a common household size, tends to cost more to refill than smaller options like the 12kg, 6kg, 5kg, and 3kg cylinders. Among the highest refill costs is the 50kg cylinder, widely used by large households and commercial establishments.

Consumers have also noted a difference in how long cooking gas lasts, as usage duration for 1kg of gas varies based on several factors.

The intensity of the flame is another key factor, as higher flames deplete gas more quickly. Cooking frequency and duration also play a role, with frequent, lengthy cooking sessions resulting in faster gas depletion.

Despite the high cost, many Nigerians have no alternative but to continue using cooking gas, especially in urban areas where other options may be less accessible.

The fluctuating prices and varying refill costs highlight the impact of Nigeria’s economic environment on essential household items, leaving consumers hoping for relief in the form of price stabilization.

See the price of cooking gas per kg below:

1kg Cooking gas – ₦1,500

3kg Cooking gas – ₦3,000

5kg Cooking gas – ₦7,500

6kg Cooking gas – ₦5,700

10kg Cooking gas – ₦9,500

12kg Cooking gas – ₦15,000

12.5kg Cooking gas – ₦18,750

20kg Cooking gas – ₦30,000

25kg Cooking gas – ₦37,500

50kg Cooking gas – ₦75,000

100kg Cooking gas – ₦150,000

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