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1️⃣That moment you 're running around for a plate of rice at a wedding ceremony and u mistakenly disconnect d speaker wire with ur leg and all eyes turn on u, You go belle full 3 sec #fypシ゚
2️⃣It's only in Africa that people will go to the hospital and start confusing Doctors.. They will be like "Doctor i'm having chest pains all over my body, from my head to my toes
3️⃣Even my phone wants to leave Nigeria. I am typing MALÁRIA its typing MALAYSIA.
5️⃣ In this our hard economy, someone wants to buy a foreign dog of 500k* *If you give me that money, I'll stand at your door and bark
6️⃣Having younger siblings around you is stressful, See my life now, am drinking yoghurt in the Toilet #lol
7️⃣I seriously need to stop listening to peoples conversation in Public transport, I once followed someone to his house just to hear the rest of the story. #foryouシ #laugh
8️⃣The best way to look for a girl's trouble is to snap her and refuse to show her the pictures... She can even swear amadioha for you at that moment.
9️⃣Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone that is shorter than them.
Sometimes God allows your phone to fall so He can hear you shout "Jesus!!" since you have refused to pray for a while
Don't just read and Walk away 🫵abeg share with ur love ones and enjoy, love My page Ogbonna DesmonOgbonna Desmond
2️⃣It's only in Africa that people will go to the hospital and start confusing Doctors.. They will be like "Doctor i'm having chest pains all over my body, from my head to my toes
3️⃣Even my phone wants to leave Nigeria. I am typing MALÁRIA its typing MALAYSIA.
5️⃣ In this our hard economy, someone wants to buy a foreign dog of 500k* *If you give me that money, I'll stand at your door and bark
6️⃣Having younger siblings around you is stressful, See my life now, am drinking yoghurt in the Toilet #lol
7️⃣I seriously need to stop listening to peoples conversation in Public transport, I once followed someone to his house just to hear the rest of the story. #foryouシ #laugh
8️⃣The best way to look for a girl's trouble is to snap her and refuse to show her the pictures... She can even swear amadioha for you at that moment.
9️⃣Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone that is shorter than them.
Sometimes God allows your phone to fall so He can hear you shout "Jesus!!" since you have refused to pray for a while
Don't just read and Walk away 🫵abeg share with ur love ones and enjoy, love My page Ogbonna DesmonOgbonna Desmond
1️⃣That moment you 're running around for a plate of rice at a wedding ceremony and u mistakenly disconnect d speaker wire with ur leg and all eyes turn on u, You go belle full 3 sec 😅 #fypシ゚
2️⃣It's only in Africa that people will go to the hospital and start confusing Doctors.. They will be like "Doctor i'm having chest pains all over my body, from my head to my toes😭
3️⃣Even my phone wants to leave Nigeria. I am typing MALÁRIA its typing MALAYSIA.😭
5️⃣ In this our hard economy, someone wants to buy a foreign dog of 500k* *If you give me that money, I'll stand at your door and bark🐶
6️⃣Having younger siblings around you is stressful, See my life now, am drinking yoghurt in the Toilet😂😂 #lol
7️⃣I seriously need to stop listening to peoples conversation in Public transport, I once followed someone to his house just to hear the rest of the story😅🤣. #foryouシ #laugh
8️⃣The best way to look for a girl's trouble is to snap her and refuse to show her the pictures... She can even swear amadioha for you at that moment.🤣
9️⃣Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone that is shorter than them.🤪
🔟Sometimes God allows your phone to fall so He can hear you shout "Jesus!!" since you have refused to pray for a while🤲🛐
Don't just read and Walk away 🫵abeg share with ur love ones and enjoy, love My page Ogbonna DesmonOgbonna Desmond