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    Just Live πŸƒ Laugh 🀣 Love πŸ’•
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  • Laugh when you can, apologies when you should and let go what you cannot change
    Laugh when you can, apologies when you should and let go what you cannot change
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  • Restaurant experience
    I was eating white ricewith stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm. A man entered the restaurant with a brief case. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
    He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened theand gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.
    I was still watching when another man enteredand came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he neededto establish his business.
    To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man.
    This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake.
    I started crying seriously,and went to the man. Immediately I knelt , I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!.
    I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.and said, "Chai Madam, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo".πŸ™†πŸΎπŸ™†πŸΎ
    Shame wan kill me. Chai!!!
    Economy recession no go kill person........
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£Restaurant experience 🀣 I was eating white rice🍚with stew and enjoying my drink around 4pmπŸ•“. A man entered the restaurant with a brief caseπŸ’Ό. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying😒😭. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened theπŸ’Όand gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness😊😊😊. I was still watching when another man entered😒😭and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he neededπŸ’΅πŸ’°πŸ’΄to establish his business. To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man.πŸ™„πŸ™„ This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying seriously,😭😭😭and went to the man. Immediately I knelt , I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!. I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣and said, "Chai Madam, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo".πŸ™…πŸ™†πŸΎβ™€οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ™€οΈ Shame wan kill me. Chai!!! Economy recession no go kill person........πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Follow me for more
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  • Too much of laught is a sign of madness abi?
    Too much of laught is a sign of madness πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜ abi?
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  • People vanish, people? die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye
    People vanish, people? die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye
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  • Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

    — Carl Sagan
    Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. — Carl Sagan
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  • Mind splinters. Sanity flees, laughing.
    Darkness dates me, regularly.
    Thoughts cannibalize my soul.
    Self-loathing's my therapist.
    I'm a joke, even to myself.

    Brain's a war zone. I'm the casualty.
    Manic highs, crushing lows, rinse, repeat.
    Thoughts are razor-wire hugs.
    I'm my own worst enemy... and friend.
    Life's a sick joke, and I'm the punchline.
    Mind splinters. Sanity flees, laughing. Darkness dates me, regularly. Thoughts cannibalize my soul. Self-loathing's my therapist. I'm a joke, even to myself. Brain's a war zone. I'm the casualty. Manic highs, crushing lows, rinse, repeat. Thoughts are razor-wire hugs. I'm my own worst enemy... and friend. Life's a sick joke, and I'm the punchline.
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    The Talking Goat

    In a small village, there lived a man named Baba Musa, who prided himself on being the smartest person in town. He always had an answer for everything, and no one could outsmart him—at least, that’s what he thought.

    One day, a farmer named Alhaji brought a goat to the village market. But this was no ordinary goat. This goat had a mischievous streak and could mimic human speech perfectly. Alhaji decided to sell it because it wouldn’t stop talking during the night, keeping his whole family awake.

    When Baba Musa saw the goat, he smirked. "A talking goat? What nonsense! Animals don't talk!"

    The farmer grinned. "This one does. Want to try?"

    Baba Musa scoffed. "Fine! How much is the goat?"

    "10,000 naira," the farmer said.

    Baba Musa laughed. "10,000 for a goat? I'll give you 5,000."

    The goat suddenly turned its head and said, "Really, Baba Musa? You can spend 20,000 on those ugly shoes, but I’m only worth 5,000?"

    The crowd burst into laughter. Baba Musa's jaw dropped. "It talks?! This is witchcraft!"

    The goat tilted its head. "Witchcraft? No, it's called talent, old man. Unlike you, I actually entertain people!"

    Now the entire market was in hysterics. Baba Musa, feeling embarrassed, handed over 10,000 naira and took the goat home.

    That night, as Baba Musa sat with his new goat, he whispered, “If you can really talk, let’s make money together. I’ll take you to cities, and we’ll perform!”

    The goat sighed. "I don't work weekends. And if you don’t give me three square meals a day, I’ll tell everyone about the time you fell into the village pond trying to catch a fish."

    Baba Musa froze. “How do you know about that?”

    The goat winked. "Let’s just say… I’ve got my sources."

    From that day forward, Baba Musa became the goat’s assistant—and the goat? It became a legend.




    --- The Talking Goat In a small village, there lived a man named Baba Musa, who prided himself on being the smartest person in town. He always had an answer for everything, and no one could outsmart him—at least, that’s what he thought. One day, a farmer named Alhaji brought a goat to the village market. But this was no ordinary goat. This goat had a mischievous streak and could mimic human speech perfectly. Alhaji decided to sell it because it wouldn’t stop talking during the night, keeping his whole family awake. When Baba Musa saw the goat, he smirked. "A talking goat? What nonsense! Animals don't talk!" The farmer grinned. "This one does. Want to try?" Baba Musa scoffed. "Fine! How much is the goat?" "10,000 naira," the farmer said. Baba Musa laughed. "10,000 for a goat? I'll give you 5,000." The goat suddenly turned its head and said, "Really, Baba Musa? You can spend 20,000 on those ugly shoes, but I’m only worth 5,000?" The crowd burst into laughter. Baba Musa's jaw dropped. "It talks?! This is witchcraft!" The goat tilted its head. "Witchcraft? No, it's called talent, old man. Unlike you, I actually entertain people!" Now the entire market was in hysterics. Baba Musa, feeling embarrassed, handed over 10,000 naira and took the goat home. That night, as Baba Musa sat with his new goat, he whispered, “If you can really talk, let’s make money together. I’ll take you to cities, and we’ll perform!” The goat sighed. "I don't work weekends. And if you don’t give me three square meals a day, I’ll tell everyone about the time you fell into the village pond trying to catch a fish." Baba Musa froze. “How do you know about that?” The goat winked. "Let’s just say… I’ve got my sources." From that day forward, Baba Musa became the goat’s assistant—and the goat? It became a legend.
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  • Confusion is when you're with your wife at a restaurant, boom you saw your girlfriend with another one.
    You will be laughing and angry at the same time.
    Confusion is when you're with your wife at a restaurant, boom you saw your girlfriend with another one. You will be laughing and angry at the same time.
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  • LAUGHTER
    After being fïred at work yesterday I called my girlfriend to share the bäd news with her.
    Before I was even done explaining the reason to why I was fïred she hangëd up the call, so I thought maybe her phone had gone off or something.
    I passed through to her crib when going home but Unfortünately she wasn’t around, I called her again and she said “Sorry to tell you this but we are done, I mean you and I it’s over”
    I was confused and I tried to ask her the reason but she hangëd up on me again
    I was so heartbröken plus the païn of losing my job
    So I decided to board a motorbike instead of a taxi because of traffic since I wanted to reach home In time so that I sleep over everything
    The motorbike guy dropped off in my street that was around 11pm and I started taking a walk to my house
    After 3-5 minutes I looked back and I saw the same motorbike guy running towards me without his motorbike,
    I changed direction and he also followed.

    This time I had no other option that to start running away because I was sçared
    The more I increase my speed the more the guy increases his speed,
    I thought to myself while running “Lord what’s happening to me today first it was my job, second it was my relationshïp and now someone is after my life”
    When I was tired I stopped and said to the motorbike guy while tëars rolling down from my face “Please don’t kïll me
    The guy said with an ängry face “You f00l just give me back my helmet which is on your head” .

    Ómó. Heartbreak na your mate ?
    Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!
    Please follow up for more laughter
    πŸ™†‍♀️ LAUGHTER 😩 After being fïred at work yesterday I called my girlfriend to share the bäd news with herπŸ˜”. Before I was even done explaining the reason to why I was fïred she hangëd up the call, so I thought maybe her phone had gone off or something.πŸ˜”πŸ˜” I passed through to her crib when going home but Unfortünately she wasn’t around, I called her again and she said “Sorry to tell you this but we are done, I mean you and I it’s over” πŸ˜’ I was confused πŸ€” and I tried to ask her the reason but she hangëd up on me againπŸ˜” I was so heartbröken πŸ’” plus the païn of losing my job😭😭😭 So I decided to board a motorbikeπŸ›΅ instead of a taxiπŸš• because of traffic since I wanted to reach home In time so that I sleep over everything πŸ˜”πŸ˜” The motorbike guy dropped off in my street that was around 11pm and I started taking a walk to my house 🚢🚢 After 3-5 minutes I looked back and I saw the same motorbike guy running towards me πŸƒ without his motorbike, I changed direction🚢 and he also followed. πŸƒ This time I had no other option that to start running away because I was sçared πŸƒπŸ€” The more I increase my speed the more the guy increases his speed, πŸƒπŸƒ I thought to myself while running “Lord what’s happening to me todayπŸ˜©πŸ˜” first it was my job, second it was my relationshïp πŸ’” and now someone is after my life”πŸ˜” When I was tired I stopped and said to the motorbike guy while tëars rolling down from my face “Please don’t kïll meπŸ™” 😭 The guy said with an ängry face “You f00l just give me back my helmet which is on your head” πŸ˜’πŸšΆ. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ómó. Heartbreak na your mate ?🀣🀣 Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!πŸ™πŸ™πŸ˜”πŸ˜’ Please follow up for more laughter
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