I scolded my kitchen cleaner this morning for always coming to the kitchen late, like since I got here this girl has not made it for breakfast and will show up when I am almost done with lunch, just for me to reach out to my phone an hour ago and it was a strange number from a random guy chatting me up and asking why I will scold his babe, and I should never try such again if I want to last long.

I saw the chat and was silent for a minute thinking of a perfect response to give back and I said

Who is your babe please ?

Him: Diana

Me: the one wey Chinese Dey follow you chop?

Him: I don’t understand you?

Me:

Him: do you mean she is sleeping around with people at work

Me:

Him: after giving me 5 audio missed calls with no response, Hello talk to me.

Me: check her chat with Mr A, B and Z when she come back.

Well I am getting prepared for the war ahead.