A woman goes shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she absolutely loves.

Excitedly, she says, "I need to have these!"

The husband looks at the price tag and replies, "No way, love. They're way too expensive!"

Later that night, as they're lying in bed, the husband decides to try his luck and places his hand gently on her hip.

The wife turns to him and says with a smirk, "Sorry, love, but if you’re not willing to shoe the horse, you’re not riding it!"