Welcome To The American Got Talent Me: Thank you Sir Judge 1: What is your name??? Me: my name is "good name". Judge 2: (confused) What do you mean!??? Me: A good name is better than great riches so my name is good name. All judges: WOW Judge 1: That means you're better than great riches???. Me: Yes sir that's why I don't like money because I'm better than it. All judges:( burst into loud laughter ) Judge 3: Where are you from??? Me: Nigeria Judge 3: wow all the way from Nigeria Me: Yes sir Judge 4: How did you come here?? Me: my friend escort me and come all because I use to escort him to buy garri and groundnut. Judge 4: (confused ) Garri??? What is that??? Me: Oh sorry I mean groceries and floating berries. Judge 1: Where in Nigeria are you from??? Me: my mummy said I'm Igbo,my dad said I'm Yoruba but I think I'm hausa. Judge 1: ( looking more confus•ed) How old are you???. Me : I'm a child Sir. Judge 1: Pardon your age??? Me: I don't know oh. My mum said she can't give birth to someone like me. So I'm waiting for my real mother to tell me my age . Judge 1: (Looking so frus•trated) So what have you come to do tonight??? Me : Nothing Judges: (all in unison) what do you mean nothing??? Me: Alot of people say nothing is impossible so I came here to do nothing . Everybody start cheering and clapping,the judges where all amazed. All judges: Wow incredible kid . Judge 2: So apart from nothing what else can you do??? Me: I can repair shoe that have cu•t, I can also repair phone and torchlight.( This judges go t!re today) . Judge 3: What makes you feel you can repair all this things ??? Me: because the last time I repaired phone for my neighbors he called the po•lice for me. Judge 3 : you mean the co•ps??? Why??? Me: Yeah because I can repair phone very well,he now call po•lice to detain me so that they can retain and maintain my talent for me to attain bigger and not to abstain from being the best phone repairer. ( The crowd started cheering again in excitement). All judges: wow wow wow ( They all gave me a standing ovation) Judge 4: Nice lines,I noticed you have a way around words bravo!. Judge 3: Are you a comedian??? Me: No I'm a talkertainer ,I entertain. Judge 2: Incredible!!! What's is your final word for tonight??? Me: My final word to the world??? Judge 2: Yes yes let's here it!. Me: LET THE POOR BREATH DON'T SUFFO•CATE THEM!! All This Oyibo people self 🤣🤣 ©️JJ Princenicholas