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1. A little girl was alone çryíng beside a gravè at the çemētêry. Feelīng pítty I approached her and asked her...why are you çryíng alone here little girl?, She replied" Non of my relatives were present at my bur!al". Ladies and gentlemen, I'm still running .
2. Because I no get môney, you post Car for sale, I ask you how much? You change status to"Serious buyers only".
3. My brother go and hūstle hãrd, get paid and buy beans and egg, eat and Mēss in the bus so that everyone will smēll your success .
4. 4 men carry 0ne w0man picture go the same printing prēss for birthday gift, the printing prēss man na the woman húsband .
5. Advantage of wig. You can take it øff at funërål and eat twice .
6. Fùçk me hārder fùçk me hārder. How many times have you bought him fruit's yoghurt and milk to recover his løst spèrm, una think say preeq come with power bank?.
7. No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words"COMPLETE & FÍNÏSHED".
Some people said there's no difference between COMPLETE and FÍNÏSHED, but there is.
When you marry the right woman,you are COMPLETE!.
When you marry the wrøng woman,you are FÍNÏSHED!.
.. And when your wife catçhes you with another woman,you are COMPLETELY FÍNÏSHED!.
And if you marry a wife who líkes shopping so much, you are FÍNÏSHED COMPLETELY .
8. Am I the only person who don't know which month have 30 or 31 days without singing the song??.
9. A visitor shøcked me in my house yesterday, I offēred him juice and he said"I will drink it after eating.. eating what?..
11.Cóndøm is now 850 nobody is saying anything about it, if nah petrol you people will keep cømplaïning and be shøuting everywhere.Na one of my friend for this platform tell me the price ooh.. I just say make I announce am for una O!🚶🏽♂️
2. Because I no get môney, you post Car for sale, I ask you how much? You change status to"Serious buyers only".
3. My brother go and hūstle hãrd, get paid and buy beans and egg, eat and Mēss in the bus so that everyone will smēll your success .
4. 4 men carry 0ne w0man picture go the same printing prēss for birthday gift, the printing prēss man na the woman húsband .
5. Advantage of wig. You can take it øff at funërål and eat twice .
6. Fùçk me hārder fùçk me hārder. How many times have you bought him fruit's yoghurt and milk to recover his løst spèrm, una think say preeq come with power bank?.
7. No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words"COMPLETE & FÍNÏSHED".
Some people said there's no difference between COMPLETE and FÍNÏSHED, but there is.
When you marry the right woman,you are COMPLETE!.
When you marry the wrøng woman,you are FÍNÏSHED!.
.. And when your wife catçhes you with another woman,you are COMPLETELY FÍNÏSHED!.
And if you marry a wife who líkes shopping so much, you are FÍNÏSHED COMPLETELY .
8. Am I the only person who don't know which month have 30 or 31 days without singing the song??.
9. A visitor shøcked me in my house yesterday, I offēred him juice and he said"I will drink it after eating.. eating what?..
11.Cóndøm is now 850 nobody is saying anything about it, if nah petrol you people will keep cømplaïning and be shøuting everywhere.Na one of my friend for this platform tell me the price ooh.. I just say make I announce am for una O!🚶🏽♂️
1. A little girl👧 was alone çryíng 😭 beside a gravè at the çemētêry. Feelīng pítty😒 I approached her👧 and asked her👧...why are you çryíng 😥 alone here little girl?👧, She replied" Non of my relatives were present at my bur!al🙆". Ladies and gentlemen, I'm still running 🏃🏃.
2. Because I no get môney, you post Car 🚘 for sale, I ask you how much? You change status to"Serious buyers only". 😒😒
3. My brother go and hūstle hãrd, get paid and buy beans and egg🥚, eat and Mēss😋 in the bus so that everyone will smēll your success 😁🏃.
4. 4 men carry 0ne w0man picture go the same printing prēss for birthday gift, the printing prēss man na the woman húsband 😂😂.
5. Advantage of wig. You can take it øff at funërål and eat twice 😂😂.
6. Fùçk me hārder fùçk me hārder. How many times have you bought him fruit's yoghurt and milk to recover his løst spèrm, una think say preeq come with power bank?🤷🚶🚶.
7. No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words"COMPLETE & FÍNÏSHED".
Some people said there's no difference between COMPLETE and FÍNÏSHED, but there is.
When you marry the right woman,you are COMPLETE!.
When you marry the wrøng woman,you are FÍNÏSHED!.
.. And when your wife catçhes you with another woman,you are COMPLETELY FÍNÏSHED!.
And if you marry a wife who líkes shopping so much, you are FÍNÏSHED COMPLETELY 😂😂.
8. Am I the only person who don't know which month have 30 or 31 days without singing the song??🤔.
9. A visitor shøcked me in my house yesterday, I offēred him juice and he said"I will drink it after eating😲🙆.. eating what?..
11.Cóndøm is now 850 nobody is saying anything about it, if nah petrol you people will keep cømplaïning and be shøuting everywhere.🤣🤣Na one of my friend for this platform tell me the price ooh..😁😁 I just say make I announce am for una O!😜🚶🏽♂️
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