Her: baby I am...
Him: what?
Her: I'm pregnant.
Him: who is the father?
Her: it's You.
Him: but babe, we hadn't made love Yet.
Her: it's true, this child is not Yours. But I love You.
Him: OK I understand, this is Your ex's child.
Her: Yes.
Him: I will take care of this child as if it were my blood.
Her: wow thank You babe, I love You.

Keep reading, I know if it was about God, You were going to ignore.

God: today I am proud to see my children.
Satan: what children?
God: those who read this message.
Satan: those who read are also my children.
God: Okay, let's see who they belong to.
Satan: Okay, very good. You'll see, my kids will scroll without saying anything.
God: my people will say "God is great" and they will share this to 10 different Facebook Groups