I WAS MAKING JOKES

Was In My RoomTrying To PostMy Jokes As Usual When My MotherCalled Me Okoson! Okoson!! Yes Mummy...
Mom: GoAnd Warm The Soup In The Kitchen, Your Fatherwants to Eat It. He'll Soon Be Back From Work.
Okoson: Okay Mom
I WentTo The Kitchen To Put The Soup on The FireThen WentBack To My RoomTo Continue Making My Posts.
30 Minutes Later...
Mom: 🗣 Okoson!!!!! What Is Smelling? You've Burnt The Soup!..
I Run To The Kitchen To Check The SoupAnd Saw That The SoupWas Totally Burnt‍♂..Then my FatherCame Back.
Dad: Ei Okoson You've BurntFoodAgain In This HouseRight?Give Me That Phone( He Takes A Look At The PhoneAnd Saw That I Was Making A Post)
Dad: So You Were Busy Making Posts Right? Now Listen To Me, Any Numbers Of Likes, Comments or Shares You Get On This PostIs The Amount Of Slaps🖐 You'll Receive From Me Today🤷‍♂.
So Please Friends, Family, Brothers, Sisters, Facebook Users🙆 ..... Please Don't Like Or Comment on this Post If you love Me....
Just Read And Pass.
PLEASE HAVE MERCY

PLEASE READ TO THE END
Boy👳🏿:Marry me☺
Girl👩🏻:Do you have a flat??
Boy👳🏿:No
Girl👩🏻: do you have a camry car?
Boy👳🏿:No
Girl👩🏻:How much is your salary?
Boy👳🏿:No salary but i...!
Girl :No but what...you have nothing,how can i marry you?,leave please before i open my eyesf
Boy👳🏿:But i have one estate3 landed properties🏟🏟🏟in GRA,M3 Ferraris,2 Porscheand 2G wagon.Why do i still need to buy camry🤷🏽,how can i be paidwhen actually I'm the boss
Girl👩🏻:that's why i told you to leave,cause I'm coming to your house myself to propose to you♥♥
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Don't stop reading I know if it was about god you will skip±
God:today I'm just missing my children
Satan:Which children?
God:That one who is reading
Satan:Hahathey will never miss thing like you☝
God:They miss me too✌
Satan:they don't even love u
God:are you sure?
Satan:Yes They love me❤
God:Let's see who is important in children
Satan:Let's see mine will scroll down without doing anything
God:Mine they will likeand type AMENON THE ORGINAL POST and also Share this to 7 DIFFERENT FACEBOOK GROUPS.
Let's give Satan heart attack⤴and disappoint himby sharing to 7 groups.
— ‌ listening to I Will never ever ignore God.
don't forget to share

Just Laugh

1. WOMEN AND D*CK
🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂
A lady went to a Doctor and complained that her husband's p*nis is too long. She said, "Whenever he inserts it in my p*ssy 🏾👌🏾 it's so long that it touches my heart".
The Doctor replied, "Okay, bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller."
The lady shouted; "Nooooooh for what? Just shift my heart up a little....."
🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏾‍♂🏃🏾🏃🏾
(Wait for 2)

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PLEASE READ TO THE END
Boy👳🏿:Marry me☺
Girl👩🏻:Do you have a flat??
Boy👳🏿:No
Girl👩🏻: do you have a camry car?
Boy👳🏿:No
Girl👩🏻:How much is your salary?
Boy👳🏿:No salary but i...!
Girl :No but what...you have nothing,how can i marry you?,leave please before i open my eyesf
Boy👳🏿:But i have one estate3 landed properties🏟🏟🏟in GRA,M3 Ferraris,2 Porscheand 2G wagon.Why do i still need to buy camry🤷🏽,how can i be paidwhen actually I'm the boss
Girl👩🏻:that's why i told you to leave,cause I'm coming to your house myself to propose to you♥♥
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Don't stop reading I know if it was about god you will skip±
God:today I'm just missing my children
Satan:Which children?
God:That one who is reading
Satan:Hahathey will never miss thing like you☝
God:They miss me too✌
Satan:they don't even love u
God:are you sure?
Satan:Yes They love me❤
God:Let's see who is important in children
Satan:Let's see mine will scroll down without doing anything
God:Mine they will likeand type AMENON THE ORGINAL POST and also Share this to 7 DIFFERENT FACEBOOK GROUPS.
Let's give Satan heart attack⤴and disappoint himby sharing to 7 groups.
— ‌ listening to I Will never ever ignore God.
don't forget to share

A Woman Calls her Husband Who has Gone to Work...
Woman: Baby, buy me Yam at the market when U get back from work.

Husband: OK. But I gave you the money when I left the house this morning, right?

Woman: Yes, baby. I'm tired. Do that for me, sorry!

Husband: OK, see you later.
a few minutes later, the husband calls the woman back.

Husband: Honey, help! Come quickly, to the market. The lady selling the yam grabbed me by the neck and said that I was responsible for her pregnancy.

Woman: What? Baby I'm coming in a minute.
arrived at the market she calls her husband to know his position.
Woman: Hello baby, I'm already here. Where are you
?
Husband: I'm still at work. Buy your yam and go home quietly.

Her: baby I am...
Him: what?
Her: I'm pregnant.
Him: who is the father?
Her: it's You.
Him: but babe, we hadn't made love Yet.
Her: it's true, this child is not Yours. But I love You.
Him: OK I understand, this is Your ex's child.
Her: Yes.
Him: I will take care of this child as if it were my blood.
Her: wow thank You babe, I love You.

Keep reading, I know if it was about God, You were going to ignore.

God: today I am proud to see my children.
Satan: what children?
God: those who read this message.
Satan: those who read are also my children.
God: Okay, let's see who they belong to.
Satan: Okay, very good. You'll see, my kids will scroll without saying anything.
God: my people will say "God is great" and they will share this to 10 different Facebook Groups

Church people can put you in trouble sometimes.

Small invite they'll invite you to come and speak oh.

You'll be seated, waiting to be introduced simply.

All of a sudden you'll just hear.

'Our speaker today is a man of inestimable tenacity.'

'A young man with vibrant charisma.'

'A vessel of uncommon, spirit inspired oratory.'

'A man with unparalleled grace.'

'A router with audacious anointing.'

'A firebrand with stupendous sagacity.'

'A man endowed with demon-chasing rascality.'

And on and on.

You sef where you're seated you'll be clapping and shouting wow, this person Must be an angel.

Then an usher will come and meet you to say they're waiting for you.

Ahn Ahn.

'Me?' you'll ask, shocked.

'Yes sir. We just introduced you sir.'

'Ohoo, I'm the one you said has stupendous sagacity?'

'Yes sir!'

'Ehn, I'm still the one with demon-chasing rascality?'

'Yes sir, it is you!'

'But when did I tell you people all this things na?'

That's how they will introduce you, and even devil that has not really focused on you before will now say wow. Let me take a look at the sagacious tenacious audacious young man.

Wahala!

Now you have to start fighting demons that did not concern you

SHORT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY ABOUT EMA AND DANIEL (1)
Once upon a time, in the charming town of Brookside, lived Emma, a spirited young woman with a heart full of dreams. She worked at a quaint bookstore, where she spent her days lost in the pages of romantic novels. Her favorite pastime was imagining herself as the heroine of her own love story, though she never expected it to come true.

One rainy afternoon, as Emma was arranging a display of classic love stories, a man named Daniel walked into the store. He was a writer, struggling with a bout of writer's block and hoping that a change of scenery might inspire him. As he browsed the shelves, he noticed Emma, her eyes sparkling as she carefully placed each book.

"Excuse me," Daniel said, approaching her. "Do you have any recommendations for a good love story?"

Emma looked up, a smile lighting up her face. "Absolutely. I have just the one for you." She handed him a worn copy of "Pride and Prejudice."

"Ah, a classic," Daniel replied, returning her smile. "I'm Daniel, by the way."

"Emma," she said, shaking his hand. "Nice to meet you, Daniel."

Over the next few weeks, Daniel became a regular at the bookstore. He and Emma would spend hours talking about literature, life, and their shared dreams. Their friendship blossomed, and Emma found herself looking forward to his visits more and more.

One evening, as they walked through the park, the setting sun casting a golden glow over the landscape, Daniel stopped and turned to Emma.

WANTING to test my boyfriend I wrote a letter which said
Gf:I'm done with this ship it over have found a better man more richer than you it over don't come looking for me bye.
Then she left the house few minutes later she saw a reply on her phone from the guy which said.
Bf: have been waiting for this day for so long cause not only you had been tired of this relationship and have found a new babe much more endowed than bye you were a nice sex partner.
To you ladies now As the Gf what will you do

Ever since I caught my daddy having sëx with another man. A male like him.
My dad and I have not been in good terms, we started ignoring each other and avoiding each other's company and face.

Dad wasn't doing it with just a man, it was a man I knew. It was Uncle George. My mom's boss.

I was in the university and we had a long holiday because of a big fight that occurred in my school, so I decided to come home without telling anyone. I wanted to make it a surprise.

I did not know that I would see what I wasn't expecting to see. The house seemed emty but I was hearing a noise when I tiptoed in.
I went into the living room and saw them!
I did not know what be do, so I ran out and went straight to my friend's house.
When it was getting dark, I called my mom and she told me she had travelled and would be back in two days time. (No wonder dad and uncle George were bold enough to do that in our house and of all rooms- the living room!)

I stayed at my friend's house for another day before going home, I would target the time dad wouldn't be at home before going home. I did not want to see his face. I did not know what to tell him or ask him. I did not know what to fee. Surprise? Shock? Anger? Hatred?
Just - what!

I couldn't bring myself to tell my mother or anyone. Even when she came back, she noticed that the atmosphere between dad and I was strong and tense.
But no one was ready to answer her unasked questions.

It was three weeks after I went back to school that dad sent me a hand written letter.
It had never happened before. I was the apple of his eyes and we usually communicate on phone calls when I'm in school.
For the first time in many years, tears welled up in my eyes when I read the beginning of his letter, which read-

"My boy, I am sorry.. I know I..." I couldn't continue. I never would. I squeezed the paper and threw it into my dust pan.

Till this minute, I don't know what to do.

The End
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