First Joke of the Year!
1.Dating a photographer is tricky because you won't know if he is posting his side chick or promoting his business.
2. Thank God s3x is not like recharge cards. When you want to load your partner, it will show you "This Card Has Been Used By Another Customer". Some people will run mad. You will just be hearing men shouting at night "I Say Tell Me The Truth, Who Recharged You"?
3. I hate deep kisses I stop the day I found myself chewing rice I never ate
4. My mom kept a fish on the table and I ate it,this morning she is now asking me to look under the table if any rat has died 🚶🏼
5. The last two girls I dated are now in UK
I am not saying that I want to date you but don't you want to be in UK. ehnnn fine girl
6. Nigeria and their bad roads aeroplane nearly jam me yesterday in our Street🚶🏼🚶🏼
7. I told my mom to buy me dog, she told me that, she can't be feeding 2 animals, but who is the other animal
8. Rest in peace Michael Jackson, sorry for the late post, I didn't have phone when you died, What a great footballer. I really love all his movies, the guy is really doing well In NBA 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼
9. The pain of being a visitor.. you still have to laugh even when their child run away with your meat
10. Which level you dey for relationship
Foundation, roofing, painting, finishing
Or you never see land buy.
11. When I was stupid i thought the moon was following me but now I realized that each street has their own moon
12. Some girls can be so stingy likeee. how can you be sweeping and still use one hand to cover your breasts. No space to even peep🚶🏼
Please don't go without foll0wing me
😅😱 First Joke of the Year! 🤣😂
1.Dating a photographer is tricky because you won't know if he is posting his side chick or promoting his business.😅
2. Thank God s3x is not like recharge cards. When you want to load your partner, it will show you "This Card Has Been Used By Another Customer". Some people will run mad. You will just be hearing men shouting at night "I Say Tell Me The Truth, Who Recharged You"? 😅😅😅
3. I hate deep kisses I stop the day I found myself chewing rice I never ate😯🤦
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
4. My mom kept a fish on the table and I ate it,this morning she is now asking me to look under the table if any rat has died 😭😭😭😭😭🚶🏼🤦
5. The last two girls I dated are now in UK
I am not saying that I want to date you but don't you want to be in UK. ehnnn fine girl 🥰😂🤣
6. Nigeria and their bad roads aeroplane nearly jam me yesterday in our Street🥴🙄🚶🏼🚶🏼🤦
7. I told my mom to buy me dog, 😂she told me that, she can't be feeding 2 animals🙄, but who is the other animal🙄🙄🥺
8. Rest in peace Michael Jackson, sorry for the late post, I didn't have phone when you died, What a great footballer. I really love all his movies, the guy is really doing well In NBA 🥱🙄🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼
9. The pain of being a visitor.. you still have to laugh even when their child run away with your meat 😂😜😂
10. Which level you dey for relationship
Foundation, roofing, painting, finishing💯
Or you never see land buy.😂❤️
🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣
11. When I was stupid😩 i thought the moon was following me🙊 but now I realized that each street has their own moon🥴🤣😂😅😅
12. Some girls can be so stingy likeee. how can you be sweeping and still use one hand to cover your breasts. No space to even peep🥴😅🚶🏼
Please don't go without foll0wing me
