0 Comments
0 Shares
0 Reviews
Sponsored
Directory
Genuine Profiles ONLY! Connect & Create. Be Rewarded. With Danloader, You Get to Find only genuine people, create genuine connections, and make genuine friends. You also earn rewards.
-
Please log in to like, share and comment!
-
SWEET JOKES
One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him.
So she decided to write him a letter saying;
"I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!"
After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed.
When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes.
He got his phone, dialed someone, and said;
"Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!"
The husband walked out of the room.
In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter.
When she got the Letter, it says;
"I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!"
Are you going without liking my postSWEET JOKES 😂 😂 😂 🤣 One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him. So she decided to write him a letter saying; "I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!" After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed. When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone, and said; "Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!" The husband walked out of the room. In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter. When she got the Letter, it says; "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!" Are you going without liking my post0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews -
1500 Naira everyday by doing social task
47,000 Naira in 30days
I will send you the link if you are interested1500 Naira everyday by doing social task 47,000 Naira in 30days🤑🤑 I will send you the link if you are interested0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews -
What is the cost of Renting house in lagosWhat is the cost of Renting house in lagos0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews
-
Make money by performing simple social media task and earn 10k weekly with just 1 time registration with 1k and start earning cash
https://hawkit.ng/#/ref/droid11Make money by performing simple social media task and earn 10k weekly with just 1 time registration with 1k and start earning cash https://hawkit.ng/#/ref/droid11HAWKIT.NGPerform Social Tasks and Earn Steady Figures DailyEarn steady daily income by performing social media tasks such as Following, Liking, Commenting, Sharing, Retweeting, App Reviews etc.0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews -
It's my wedding night so I called my father for some tips on what to do because I have never been with a woman before.
ME: So what do I do first?
FATHER: Take her clothes off & l@y her on the bed.
Two minutes later I c@me on the phone again
ME: She is n@ked & in bed, what do I do now?"
FATHER: Take your d@mn clothes off & get into bed with her
After another two minutes I went back on the phone.
ME: Dad I'm nak£d & in bed with her, what do I do now?
FATHER:, "Sh!t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body to where she pees Good night!"
.
I'm calling him again now and he's not picking
Please now I have my head in the toilet bowl where she pees, what do I do next? 🧘🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
Are you going without liking my post and following my profile? If i slap u Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽🦯
You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes.
FOLLOW Timi Jay
follow page Discovery TVIt's my wedding night so I called my father for some tips on what to do because I have never been with a woman before. ME: So what do I do first? FATHER: Take her clothes off & l@y her on the bed. Two minutes later I c@me on the phone again ME: She is n@ked & in bed, what do I do now?" 🤷♂️ FATHER: Take your d@mn clothes off & get into bed with her After another two minutes I went back on the phone. ME: Dad I'm nak£d & in bed with her, what do I do now?🤷♂️ FATHER:, "Sh!t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body to where she pees Good night!" . I'm calling him again now and he's not picking Please now I have my head in the toilet bowl where she pees, what do I do next? 🛌🧘🏾♂️🚽🤷🏾♂️ Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews -
-
Who is Nigeria best actorWho is Nigeria best actor0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews
-
Try to be good to people on your way up, they are the ones you will see on your way down, be careful table turnsTry to be good to people on your way up, they are the ones you will see on your way down, be careful table turns0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews
-
Stop wasting your time on social media without achieving anything!
Turn your social media into money-making machine!!
Ask me howStop wasting your time on social media without achieving anything! Turn your social media into money-making machine!! Ask me how0 Comments 0 Shares 0 Reviews
Sponsored
Sponsored
Sponsored