It's my wedding night so I called my father for some tips on what to do because I have never been with a woman before.
ME: So what do I do first?
FATHER: Take her clothes off & l@y her on the bed.
Two minutes later I c@me on the phone again
ME: She is n@ked & in bed, what do I do now?"
FATHER: Take your d@mn clothes off & get into bed with her
After another two minutes I went back on the phone.
ME: Dad I'm nak£d & in bed with her, what do I do now?
FATHER:, "Sh!t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body to where she pees Good night!"
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I'm calling him again now and he's not picking
Please now I have my head in the toilet bowl where she pees, what do I do next? 🧘🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
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It's my wedding night so I called my father for some tips on what to do because I have never been with a woman before.
ME: So what do I do first?
FATHER: Take her clothes off & l@y her on the bed.
Two minutes later I c@me on the phone again
ME: She is n@ked & in bed, what do I do now?" 🤷♂️
FATHER: Take your d@mn clothes off & get into bed with her
After another two minutes I went back on the phone.
ME: Dad I'm nak£d & in bed with her, what do I do now?🤷♂️
FATHER:, "Sh!t son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body to where she pees Good night!"
.
I'm calling him again now and he's not picking
Please now I have my head in the toilet bowl where she pees, what do I do next? 🛌🧘🏾♂️🚽🤷🏾♂️
Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽🦯
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