Papa! Papa!!" Mmuo sh0uted as he ran inside, jumping up joyfully "Papa, mama's coming!!"
"Which mama?" Ojay asked and stood up to check
On seeing his ex-wife, mama Azuka from afar, Ojay h!ssed
Ojay called his son and said to him, "Go to the parish house. Tell our parish priest that your father wants to see him. Then, go to Maazi Anazodo and Maazi Otigbo and call them for me too.
"Good morning," mama Azuka greeted as she entered
"Pls, hold that y0ur stewpid greeting," Ojay said méànly
"Peace be unto this house," the parish priest greeted as he entered
"Wow!" mama Azuka sçreáméd in joy on seeing Fr. Udeh again
As they were exchanging pleasantries, maazi Anazodo and Maazi Otigba entered
After the usual greetings, Ojay addressed them:
"I saw this w0man comiñg back to beg me, so I decided that our able parish priest and my two most respected elders should witness it. She's thinking that there were many fishes in the ocean, but she'd gone out and seen that the river's dry. She's seen that there's n0thing left in the street.."
"But we need to hear from Lolo," the parish priest said
"Exactly," maazi Otogba concurred, "She needs to tell us why she came.…"
"And why again if not to b£g me to acc£pt her back?" Ojay insisted
"Then, let it c0me out from her m0uth," maazi Anazodo stated
"Then, she must kñéel d0wn and b£g me," Ojay br@gged, "Anything short of that, then, she's wastiñg her timé..."
"Just obey your husband OK," the parish priest begged mama Azuka, "Just do as he said for the sake of peace"
Mama Azuka Knelt down...
"Kai, this life sef. Agaracha must come back," Ojay m0çked his ex-wife, "You left, you saw and here, you're, back to beg. So you agreed to kneel d0wn. A whole mama Azuka! Where's that y0ur stewpid. By the way, you came to b£g empty hañded? Who d0es that? After b£gging, gently go out there and get me an expensive wine. I will be sipping it, while c0ntemplatiñg whéther to aççept y0u báçk or not.."
"Allow her to talk first na," the parish priest told Ojay
"Firstly," mama Azuka spoke, "l n£ver had a húsbáñd; what I had was a públiç báñd. A p00r wr£tçhéd çh£át. I w0nder who w0uld like to return to p0v£rty. My husband and I will be traveling to Canada next month..
"Your husband?" the Parish Priest asked
"Yes father," my new husband, "Not this áp£ with big h£ád like Zuma rock. I just came to serve him our official div0rçe letter from the c0urt"
"You want to leave me for an0ther man?!" Ojay sh0uted and fáiñted
"So y0u carry this y0ur yeye fáiñtiñg enter 2023?" Mama Azuka m0cked Ojay, "Sha, If y0u fáiñt fiñish, y0u go still wake up and collect this paper. Ijotic baskad.."
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Papa! Papa!!" Mmuo sh0uted as he ran inside, jumping up joyfully "Papa, mama's coming!!"
"Which mama?" Ojay asked and stood up to check
On seeing his ex-wife, mama Azuka from afar, Ojay h!ssed
Ojay called his son and said to him, "Go to the parish house. Tell our parish priest that your father wants to see him. Then, go to Maazi Anazodo and Maazi Otigbo and call them for me too.
"Good morning," mama Azuka greeted as she entered
"Pls, hold that y0ur stewpid greeting," Ojay said méànly
"Peace be unto this house," the parish priest greeted as he entered
"Wow!" mama Azuka sçreáméd in joy on seeing Fr. Udeh again
As they were exchanging pleasantries, maazi Anazodo and Maazi Otigba entered
After the usual greetings, Ojay addressed them:
"I saw this w0man comiñg back to beg me, so I decided that our able parish priest and my two most respected elders should witness it. She's thinking that there were many fishes in the ocean, but she'd gone out and seen that the river's dry. She's seen that there's n0thing left in the street.."
"But we need to hear from Lolo," the parish priest said
"Exactly," maazi Otogba concurred, "She needs to tell us why she came.…"
"And why again if not to b£g me to acc£pt her back?" Ojay insisted
"Then, let it c0me out from her m0uth," maazi Anazodo stated
"Then, she must kñéel d0wn and b£g me," Ojay br@gged, "Anything short of that, then, she's wastiñg her timé..."
"Just obey your husband OK," the parish priest begged mama Azuka, "Just do as he said for the sake of peace"
Mama Azuka Knelt down...
"Kai, this life sef. Agaracha must come back," Ojay m0çked his ex-wife, "You left, you saw and here, you're, back to beg. So you agreed to kneel d0wn. A whole mama Azuka! Where's that y0ur stewpid. By the way, you came to b£g empty hañded? Who d0es that? After b£gging, gently go out there and get me an expensive wine. I will be sipping it, while c0ntemplatiñg whéther to aççept y0u báçk or not.."
"Allow her to talk first na," the parish priest told Ojay
"Firstly," mama Azuka spoke, "l n£ver had a húsbáñd; what I had was a públiç báñd. A p00r wr£tçhéd çh£át. I w0nder who w0uld like to return to p0v£rty. My husband and I will be traveling to Canada next month..
"Your husband?" the Parish Priest asked
"Yes father," my new husband, "Not this áp£ with big h£ád like Zuma rock. I just came to serve him our official div0rçe letter from the c0urt"
"You want to leave me for an0ther man?!" Ojay sh0uted and fáiñted
"So y0u carry this y0ur yeye fáiñtiñg enter 2023?" Mama Azuka m0cked Ojay, "Sha, If y0u fáiñt fiñish, y0u go still wake up and collect this paper. Ijotic baskad.."
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