to wish person happy birthday these days na risk.

People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..

So for your mind now your babe wey tell you "goodnight I'm feeling sleepy" don really sleep

Do you know how mature Lagbaja’s circle of friends has to be for his identity to not be public after all these years as a Nigerian?

I know you want people to love you, but being nice is not how to achieve that. Being nice only makes people use you. Just be yourself, and the right people will love you. But if you are nice, people will use you, and nobody but your mother will love you. Be wise, and don't be nice. If anyone was not picking up your call when you were struggling, you, too, ignore their call now that you are winning. Niceness is not a gift or fruit of the Spirit. It is often a fruit of an inferiority complex!

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?.

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

I will let you know now, the hidden footage P Diddy took of Michelle Obama is a million times worse than you can even imagine.