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🙈 LAUGH 😁 1. At my age I still dødgë when thúndër str!kes It’s not that I’m evïl but just in case of m!stakën identity...😒 You know anything can happen in Nigerïa!! 😂😂😂😂 2. Today I said I want to smöke wëed and see how I will fēel 😒; just as I’m about to light 🔥 the wëed, my mom called me😳, then I kept it back... Only to come back and met my granny twërking 🙆😳 Can someone please explåin what’s going on ? 🤭😂😂 3. A Chinese couple had a blaçk baby and they named him “Sum Tin Wong” 🤭😂😂 4. AMERICAN: “Ohh, he’s gône!!” 🥺 AFRICAN: “When I saw him líçking oranges and eating groundnuts yesterday, I didn’t know he was saying goodbye 🙄🤭😂😂 5. We can’t even find our Secondary School friends on Faceboök again😒, because “Favour Blessing” is now “La Favy La Crúsh” 😂😂 6. This country sef 🇳🇬 (Nïgeria) we play too much!!!🙄 How can Babalawó be attending YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM 🙆‍♀️😂😂 7. Men bewarë!! 🙄 Never dåte a lady with a screen-cråcked phone...😒 If she can breäk her own phone and fēel normal, what’s special about your heärt? 🙄🤭😂😂 8. Nothing person eyes no go see for Nïgeria🙄...... That is how I saw 8O years old wöman praying... “oh Lord I shall not dïe pr£maturëly” 😳🙆😂😂 9. The Keké I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trâiler🙆. The trâiler bløcked him... The next thing, the Keké man started wårnïng the trâiler driver “I will jam you oo!”😳 That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination...🙄 You wan jam wetin? I no wan dïe yet oo, Favour still need me 🏃‍♀️🤭😂😂 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!

1. Stop sham!ng beardl€ss men. It's 2024 Let's support our sisters.😩 2. You're doing drvgs and calling a flex🤣 epa npara e🙄 3. I Can't hïde it anymore, nah me dey put water inside coconut🤕 4. I no even notice say I never chop since. This hūnger don master person🤕 5. Life is beautiful when you have the rôôt of all èvíl🤕 6. I may look normal but believe me I talk to ànimals and wait for them to reply😑 7. My wedding vôw will be simple and shôrt.. "Favour, as I'm about to marry u, please don't kīll me before my time"🙄 8. Girls no even dey give us fåke number again. Sapa nice one😜😜 8b. Nah to love my babe pass my mama oo, incase baba say make I bring who I love pass 😂😂 #Boohempire 9. everywhere just bōring * Make zombíe enter land * Make we run small😹 10. Na who get môney be Loml, the rest of us na Lmao😑 11. Tomorrow, I dey go tâttoo my babe name for my yansh. She don buy me sub again.🤕 12. Next credit alert I go see, I go first çry for like 2 hours ☹️ 13. When chewíng gum Boys: 😐😐😐 Girls:🥁🌋 💣⚡ 14. If giving you môney, shows that he cares and love you, why are you not giving him môney to show that you love and care for him too? 🤷 15. Ladies, before you start making a list of what you want in a man, make a list of what you can offēr as a woman. * Now look at that list. When you remøve your vágína from it, you have nothing.😒 Cutie 😍🥰🤩, please følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes DAILY🙏 🙏🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary

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