LAUGH
1. At my age I still dødgë when thúndër str!kes It’s not that I’m evïl but just in case of m!stakën identity...
You know anything can happen in Nigerïa!!
2. Today I said I want to smöke wëed and see how I will fΔel ; just as I’m about to light the wëed, my mom called me, then I kept it back... Only to come back and met my granny twërking
Can someone please explåin what’s going on ?
3. A Chinese couple had a blaçk baby and they named him “Sum Tin Wong”
4. AMERICAN: “Ohh, he’s gône!!”
AFRICAN: “When I saw him líçking oranges and eating groundnuts yesterday, I didn’t know he was saying goodbye
5. We can’t even find our Secondary School friends on Faceboök again, because “Favour Blessing” is now “La Favy La Crúsh”
6. This country sef (Nïgeria) we play too much!!!
How can Babalawó be attending YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM
7. Men bewarë!!
Never dåte a lady with a screen-cråcked phone... If she can breäk her own phone and fΔel normal, what’s special about your heärt?
8. Nothing person eyes no go see for Nïgeria......
That is how I saw 8O years old wöman praying... “oh Lord I shall not dïe pr£maturëly”
9. The Keké I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trâiler. The trâiler bløcked him...
The next thing, the Keké man started wårnïng the trâiler driver “I will jam you oo!”
That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination... You wan jam wetin? I no wan dïe yet oo, Favour still need me
10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!
1. At my age I still dødgë when thúndër str!kes It’s not that I’m evïl but just in case of m!stakën identity...
You know anything can happen in Nigerïa!!
2. Today I said I want to smöke wëed and see how I will fΔel ; just as I’m about to light the wëed, my mom called me, then I kept it back... Only to come back and met my granny twërking
Can someone please explåin what’s going on ?
3. A Chinese couple had a blaçk baby and they named him “Sum Tin Wong”
4. AMERICAN: “Ohh, he’s gône!!”
AFRICAN: “When I saw him líçking oranges and eating groundnuts yesterday, I didn’t know he was saying goodbye
5. We can’t even find our Secondary School friends on Faceboök again, because “Favour Blessing” is now “La Favy La Crúsh”
6. This country sef (Nïgeria) we play too much!!!
How can Babalawó be attending YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM
7. Men bewarë!!
Never dåte a lady with a screen-cråcked phone... If she can breäk her own phone and fΔel normal, what’s special about your heärt?
8. Nothing person eyes no go see for Nïgeria......
That is how I saw 8O years old wöman praying... “oh Lord I shall not dïe pr£maturëly”
9. The Keké I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trâiler. The trâiler bløcked him...
The next thing, the Keké man started wårnïng the trâiler driver “I will jam you oo!”
That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination... You wan jam wetin? I no wan dïe yet oo, Favour still need me
10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!
π LAUGH π
1. At my age I still dødgë when thúndër str!kes It’s not that I’m evïl but just in case of m!stakën identity...π
You know anything can happen in Nigerïa!! ππππ
2. Today I said I want to smöke wëed and see how I will fΔel π; just as I’m about to light π₯ the wëed, my mom called meπ³, then I kept it back... Only to come back and met my granny twërking ππ³
Can someone please explåin what’s going on ? π€ππ
3. A Chinese couple had a blaçk baby and they named him “Sum Tin Wong” π€ππ
4. AMERICAN: “Ohh, he’s gône!!” π₯Ί
AFRICAN: “When I saw him líçking oranges and eating groundnuts yesterday, I didn’t know he was saying goodbye ππ€ππ
5. We can’t even find our Secondary School friends on Faceboök againπ, because “Favour Blessing” is now “La Favy La Crúsh” ππ
6. This country sef π³π¬ (Nïgeria) we play too much!!!π
How can Babalawó be attending YOUTH EMPOWERMENT PROGRAM πβοΈππ
7. Men bewarë!! π
Never dåte a lady with a screen-cråcked phone...π If she can breäk her own phone and fΔel normal, what’s special about your heärt? ππ€ππ
8. Nothing person eyes no go see for Nïgeriaπ......
That is how I saw 8O years old wöman praying... “oh Lord I shall not dïe pr£maturëly” π³πππ
9. The Keké I entered yesterday wanted to overtake a trâilerπ. The trâiler bløcked him...
The next thing, the Keké man started wårnïng the trâiler driver “I will jam you oo!”π³
That was when I asked him to drop me without reaching my destination...π You wan jam wetin? I no wan dïe yet oo, Favour still need me πβοΈπ€ππ
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10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!