1. In my country u can graduate nd stay unemplōyed until u førget the course u study 🏆🏆 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 2. Hūstle ooo So your children will not beg for fish roll from their classmates😑😑 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 3. Who open eye cút kpomo for pëpper soup no dey fêâr anytin 😏 * 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 4. During maths test* Me: my ans is 27 Ans choice: 170, 198, 279 Me: well 170 is close to 27, so that must be the ans 🙂 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 5. Na lecturer wey no get happy home dey fix class for 6am 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 6. The very first time i took Alçôhol I was at home and i was getting ready to go home😒😒 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 7. The way I'm brøke this days sef gan.. Goat no dey respect me again .. E go just pass my side with confidence 😭😭😭😭 8. can u believe that my girlfriēnd just told my other girlfriēnd that my fifth girlfriēnd is a friend to my seventh girlfriēnd 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆 9. I put my grandma's phone 📲 in silént and I told her that her ríngíng tone has finïshed ... Then she gave me môney to subscribe for another one 😂😂😂 10. Are u telling me you dont know how to climb trees?? Try using glo 😌😌😌😌 11. Emeka Don pick môney for ground turn f0wl, no be the Issūë be that oh, The mātter be say Emeka Don run enter papa Ade poultry, now we no come know which f0wl be Emeka. Na the mātter we dey on since morning. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 12. Help a girl who's in trøúble and she will remember you wen next she is in trøúble. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 13. Physiçs can be hãrd oo.. How can you find volume with it speakers 📢 😼😼😼 14. In Ibadan land if u pass there poliçe station by 6am they will arrēst u for waking Them up 🙆🙆 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 15. Me : I was thinking about U Girl:Wow, I never knew U could think. Me : Well, I love thinking about úsêlēss things.😒 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 16. Følløw me for more interesting and funny jokes 🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary