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  • LAUGH WITH #sparkle DC

    1. Cancel a date with a Yorüba girl and you’ll hear something like “So you made me bath for nothing”...
    Yeeé, who stöne me Damilola abeg na play oo
    2. Därk girls are so beautiful, I don’t mean Därk, I mean Därk like 6:30pm, not 11:30 midnight
    3. I’m done watching Nigerïan film, abeg how will ghöst be vomitïng
    4. Nowadays if you guys are not careful, you’ll date the girls you’ve earlier datëd oo
    Me: “Baby, you look familiar
    Girl: Yeah, you’ve datëd me in 2020, but I was därk then... Favour, you again!! Leave my life na
    5. Favour, please stöp posting old pictures...
    If you’re no longer höt rest na... Every day “TB, TB”... You be tuberculösis?
    6. Catching flowers in a wedding doesn’t make you the next bride! My neighbour Favour has caught up to 15 flowers but she is still sīngle! She now has a garden sef...
    7. None of my kids will call me daddy
    It’s “mommy’s boo”
    8. Some ladies are very funny oo, 1Ok lipstick for lips that cannöt pronounce “Ecclesiastes”
    9. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo! When the ĀTM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu” sound is balanced diet!
    10. When a guy döesn’t love a girl anymore you will hear “baby, why do you step on my shadow? Do you want to injurë my spirit”
    Feär men oo...
    11. Dearie , If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post and adding me as your Friend, Love you All

    Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened

    You wanna be My Best Friend right?

    Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest
    PleaseOpen My Profile and Add
    ☞ SPARKLE
    🥰 LAUGH WITH #sparkle DC 🤭 1. Cancel a date with a Yorüba girl and you’ll hear something like “So you made me bath for nothing”...😳🙆‍♀️ Yeeé, who stöne me😒 Damilola abeg na play oo 🥲😂😂😂 2. Därk girls are so beautiful, I don’t mean Därk, I mean Därk like 6:30pm, not 11:30 midnight 🙄🤭😂😂 3. I’m done watching Nigerïan film, abeg how will ghöst be vomitïng 😳🥲😂😂 4. Nowadays if you guys are not careful, you’ll date the girls you’ve earlier datëd oo 🥲 Me: “Baby, you look familiar 😒 Girl: Yeah, you’ve datëd me in 2020, but I was därk then... 😳 Favour, you again!! Leave my life na 😩😂😂😂 5. Favour, please stöp posting old pictures...😒 If you’re no longer höt rest na... Every day “TB, TB”... You be tuberculösis? 🙄🤭😂😂 6. Catching flowers in a wedding doesn’t make you the next bride! My neighbour Favour has caught up to 15 flowers but she is still sīngle!🙄 She now has a garden sef... 🤭😂😂😂 7. None of my kids will call me daddy 😒 It’s “mommy’s boo”😋👨‍🦯🤭😂😂😂 8. Some ladies are very funny oo, 1Ok lipstick💄 for lips that cannöt pronounce “Ecclesiastes” 🙄😂😂😂 9. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo! When the ĀTM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu” sound is balanced diet! 🤭😂😂😂 10. When a guy döesn’t love a girl anymore you will hear “baby, why do you step on my shadow? Do you want to injurë my spirit” 😒🙄😂😂 Feär men oo...🤭 11. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖 Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥 You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥 Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭 Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏 ☞ SPARKLE
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