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LAUGH WITH #sparkle DC
1. Cancel a date with a Yorüba girl and you’ll hear something like “So you made me bath for nothing”...
Yeeé, who stöne me Damilola abeg na play oo
2. Därk girls are so beautiful, I don’t mean Därk, I mean Därk like 6:30pm, not 11:30 midnight
3. I’m done watching Nigerïan film, abeg how will ghöst be vomitïng
4. Nowadays if you guys are not careful, you’ll date the girls you’ve earlier datëd oo
Me: “Baby, you look familiar
Girl: Yeah, you’ve datëd me in 2020, but I was därk then... Favour, you again!! Leave my life na
5. Favour, please stöp posting old pictures...
If you’re no longer höt rest na... Every day “TB, TB”... You be tuberculösis?
6. Catching flowers in a wedding doesn’t make you the next bride! My neighbour Favour has caught up to 15 flowers but she is still sΔ«ngle! She now has a garden sef...
7. None of my kids will call me daddy
It’s “mommy’s boo”
8. Some ladies are very funny oo, 1Ok lipstick for lips that cannöt pronounce “Ecclesiastes”
9. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo! When the ΔTM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu” sound is balanced diet!
10. When a guy döesn’t love a girl anymore you will hear “baby, why do you step on my shadow? Do you want to injurë my spirit”
Feär men oo...
11. Dearie , If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post and adding me as your Friend, Love you All
Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened
You wanna be My Best Friend right?
Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest
PleaseOpen My Profile and Add
β SPARKLEπ₯° LAUGH WITH #sparkle DC π€ 1. Cancel a date with a Yorüba girl and you’ll hear something like “So you made me bath for nothing”...π³πβοΈ Yeeé, who stöne meπ Damilola abeg na play oo π₯²πππ 2. Därk girls are so beautiful, I don’t mean Därk, I mean Därk like 6:30pm, not 11:30 midnight ππ€ππ 3. I’m done watching Nigerïan film, abeg how will ghöst be vomitïng π³π₯²ππ 4. Nowadays if you guys are not careful, you’ll date the girls you’ve earlier datëd oo π₯² Me: “Baby, you look familiar π Girl: Yeah, you’ve datëd me in 2020, but I was därk then... π³ Favour, you again!! Leave my life na π©πππ 5. Favour, please stöp posting old pictures...π If you’re no longer höt rest na... Every day “TB, TB”... You be tuberculösis? ππ€ππ 6. Catching flowers in a wedding doesn’t make you the next bride! My neighbour Favour has caught up to 15 flowers but she is still sΔ«ngle!π She now has a garden sef... π€πππ 7. None of my kids will call me daddy π It’s “mommy’s boo”ππ¨π¦―π€πππ 8. Some ladies are very funny oo, 1Ok lipstickπ for lips that cannöt pronounce “Ecclesiastes” ππππ 9. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo! When the ΔTM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu” sound is balanced diet! π€πππ 10. When a guy döesn’t love a girl anymore you will hear “baby, why do you step on my shadow? Do you want to injurë my spirit” ππππ Feär men oo...π€ 11. Dearie π₯°, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Meπ, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Postπ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All π Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightenedπ₯Ίπ’π₯ You wanna be My Best Friend right?ππ’π₯ Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquestππ’π PleaseπOpen My Profile and Addπ₯π β SPARKLE0 Comments 0 Shares 0 ReviewsPlease log in to like, share and comment!
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