Pastor Problem na physical but members problem na spiritual 😂

Na Mopol dey protect pastor, but na Olive oil dey protect members. Okayyy

Assalamualaikum here I greet all of u nah for this group this morning please i dey look for pastor wey go tell me the meaning of this thing wey happen to me this morning cuz yesterday night and pretty sure say nah on top bed I sleep on how come nah on top floor wey I feel see myself standing up this morning

Because pastor say u be omologo U kon dey sleep 😂

SWEET JOKES 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I remember sometime last month when I attended a church crusade with one of my wives. The program was going when when suddenly, a young man walked up to me, touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK" I was surprised.... I wasn't crippled or lame so what does he mean by that?? Anyways, I didn't bother as I continued concentrating on the pastor's preaching. After the crusade, it was time for my wife and I to go home.... I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my wallet which contains the transport fare to get us back home. Ladies and gentlemen..... Truly as the young man said, Behold I walked 😭😭 More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow 👉 Andrea Theu the writerAndrea Theu the writer

SWEET JOKES 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I remember sometime last month when I attended a church crusade with one of my wives. The program was going when when suddenly, a young man walked up to me, touched my shoulder and said "YOU WILL WALK" I was surprised.... I wasn't crippled or lame so what does he mean by that?? Anyways, I didn't bother as I continued concentrating on the pastor's preaching. After the crusade, it was time for my wife and I to go home.... I touched my pocket and I couldn't find my wallet which contains the transport fare to get us back home. Ladies and gentlemen..... Truly as the young man said, Behold I walked 😭😭 More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow 👉 Andrea Theu the writerAndrea Theu the writer

1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming in🙄 . Baby 1: Heey look, daddy is coming to play with us. . Baby 2: shūt up, u have no sēnse, that's not daddy, is uncle Emmanuel, daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us... U will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 . 2: A 5yrs old son catch their parents having s£× in the night 🙄 . Boy: Heey, dad, what are u doing?? . Dad: oh son, am putting fuel in ur Mom stomach 🙄 . Boy: wow, that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putting that same fuel in the morning when u went to work 🙄🙄 . Mom: faīnted 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸 3. After service on Sunday a wife saw her husband sitting in the garden so sād, she got concerned and walk to him an ask.. . Wife: honey what's the matter why are you so sād?😥😥 . Husband: our pastor confessiøn is making me feel sād 😥😥 Wife: what's that?? . Husband: pastor cønfessed that he has slept with all the women in the church except one woman bcuz she has the fēar of God 😥😥😥 . Wife: maybe she's sister Mary bcuz she like doing Holy Holy... don't mind that Holy mary.... . Husband faīnted 🤸🤸🤣🤣🤣 if you're happy please bless me by following my page Danny Boy Olumaintain #everyone

JOKES TIME 😂😂😂 1) When A Guy Invites A Girl to Restaurant AMERICANS: Baby, please Just Forget About the Fòod, I'm not in a Rēlationship With You for Food, I just want you to Adore me as A Queen And Show me Affëction And Be available anytime I feel lônely AFRICANS: (After Bringing her 17 Friends Along) Favour, please tell Emeka That we your Friends Are Hùngry, Because na Only Person Wey don see Fōod Chòp, dey Fàll in Lõve 2) My Sister, sometimes it's not just Tailor Fáult, You just dón't have the same shápe like the gírl in the magazine 3).Please Take Nóte ; Not All "Bóos" Are Real Bóos In a Rélationship... Some Are TaBOÓ, Some are BÓOshít, Even some are OloriBOÓruku And to Make it wórst, some are BOOhári, and to Sëttle the Case, some are Tinuboo 4) She invited you for Dinner, And you're taking CÕNDÓM along..... 😒 Brother, is that The SPÒON???????😒😕😕 Just Be positive for Once naaaa 😒😒😒😂😂😂😂 5) Chai, I can't Forget Those Times In Primary School when We Nórmally Sing The Lórds Prayer "Díe Kingdom Bórn, Yahóo Be Dóne on Eárth, As is it Heaven" 😳😭😂😂😂 6) Pastor put #8K as Offering on Sunday in the offering Bõx, and at the Ënd of the service, they Calculated #95 as the Total Offering mòney 😳😳😳 I nēver Knew Our Pastor Fìght than Bus Cōnductor 💥😭😂😂😂😂 7) Wíckedness Started From 1960 Tailors, The Tróusers My Dad Wóre To Snáp Pics then, It resembles Bédsheéts😂😂😂💔 Please If Pólîce Stóp You For Road, Just Give Thém Mónëy And Go! 😪🥺🙏🙏 8). The Car , I entered Today Was Stópped By Pólice, And the Drivër Próudly Showed Them All His Licënse and Dócuments; As He was Happily Stárting The Car, One Pólice man Just shouted "Ogá, Show Us Your Dëath Cērtificate!" 😳😳😳😭😭😭😂😂 9). What Favour told me Today Pìerced my Heart, I Will NEVER NEVER make Jëst of her again 😢😔😔 The Motivational Words Favour Gave to me today Was so so Tòuching 😧😢😔😔😔😔 I never Knew Favour was Gifted in Còunseling so so Much 🥺🥺😔😔 She told the Fëmales, that Anytime they're in their Periōd, and there's no Påd Avaìlable, They shòuld use Ràg 💥💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂💔 Cutie😔😔😢, As Long As You LIKE this Amazing Jokes, News Of Dëath Maybe Flying Around, But it Will Never Tõuch your Family Doòrstep, not to Talk of Penëtrating 😔😔😔🙏😔😔 You're always my Friend😔😔, I'll Always keep on bringing More more, Please Don't Stop Fõllòwïng me to Grèatness 😢😔😔🙏😧😢 PLEASE LIKE/FOLLOW ME FOR MORE JOKE 👉 Ayoung Tita

Here's another one: Why Nigerian pastors dey always pray for prosperity? Because dem know say "faith" no dey "withdraw" from empty account! I hope dat one make you laugh! You want another one?

1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming in🙄 . Baby 1: Heey look, daddy is coming to play with us. . Baby 2: shūt up, u have no sēnse, that's not daddy, is uncle Emmanuel, daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us... U will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 . 2: A 5yrs old son catch their parents having s£× in the night 🙄 . Boy: Heey, dad, what are u doing?? . Dad: oh son, am putting fuel in ur Mom stomach 🙄 . Boy: wow, that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putting that same fuel in the morning when u went to work 🙄🙄 . Mom: faīnted 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸 3. After service on Sunday a wife saw her husband sitting in the garden so sād, she got concerned and walk to him an ask.. . Wife: honey what's the matter why are you so sād?😥😥 . Husband: our pastor confessiøn is making me feel sād 😥😥 Wife: what's that?? . Husband: pastor cønfessed that he has slept with all the women in the church except one woman bcuz she has the fēar of God 😥😥😥 . Wife: maybe she's sister Mary bcuz she like doing Holy Holy... don't mind that Holy mary.... . Husband faīnted 🤸🤸🤣🤣🤣 #DaSpaceSetter