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    He who laugh last laugh best. Can anyone tell me the interpretation of the proverb?
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  • He came to propose to me, and died in my hostel

    Jareth came over to my hostel that evening. We ate, laughed, and talked about everything—our future, our plans, the names of our unborn kids. It was perfect.

    By nightfall, he yawned and stretched.

    "Babe, I’ll be leaving soon. I just need to rest a little before heading home. Tomorrow’s a busy day at work."

    "Okay,"

    I smiled, kissing his forehead.

    I let him sleep.

    But at 9 PM, when I tried to wake him, he didn’t move.

    "Jareth?"

    I whispered, shaking him lightly.

    Nothing.

    "Babes? Ademi, Ayanfe mi?"

    I shook him harder.

    "Jareth, wake up!"

    Still nothing.

    I pushed, slapped, screamed—no response. His body was warm, but he wasn’t breathing.

    Then, the real horror set in.

    Jareth was dead.

    My neighbors were gone for the night. It was as if they all planned to go to a party that night.

    I was alone.

    See me, see Kirikiri.

    See court, see jail!

    I grabbed his shoulders, shaking him with all my might.

    "Jareth, please! Don’t do this to me!"

    He didn’t even twitch.

    I pounded his chest. I tried mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I did everything I had ever seen in a medical drama, but he just lay there, lifeless.

    Then... his phone rang.

    I looked at the screen.

    His mum.

    I froze.

    Then another call—his elder sister. Then another—his younger brother.

    As if they knew. They kept calling.

    My heart pounded so hard it felt like it would explode.

    What would I tell them?

    I panicked.

    I couldn’t call the police. No hospital would accept him without a proper explanation.

    I am finished.

    My stomach churned. I ran outside to throw up in the nearby gutter. I started coughing. I was disoriented.

    Then, his friends started calling too.

    I had to move him.

    But how?

    His body felt heavier than the weight of my sins.

    I dragged him to the car, struggling to lift him inside.

    The boot? No. That was too suspicious.

    I sat him upright in the passenger seat and buckled him in.

    Then, I started the engine.

    As I drove out, the security greeted him.

    "Bros don jonz. He like life. See as he sleep. Bros we greet oh."

    One of them laughed.

    If only they knew.

    I reached the big ditch. Student usually use it as a dumb site.

    I turned off the car and sat there, crying for an hour.

    "Jareth, please wake up. Please, baby. We had plans. Our dream house, our children... we were supposed to grow old together."

    Nothing. I caught myself talking alone. I was beginning to run mad!

    His lifeless body just sat there, unmoving.

    I wiped my tears. I had no choice.

    I opened the car door, went to his side, and pulled his body toward the ditch.

    Then—something small rolled out of his pocket.

    A small box.

    I bent down and picked it up with trembling hands.

    An engagement ring.

    I stopped breathing.

    He came to propose to me.

    That realization shattered my soul.

    I staggered back, the air suddenly too thick to inhale.

    My entire body shook.

    I couldn't do it. I laid on he floor with him, begging him to just wake for some minutes, and propose to me.

    No.

    I had to go back. I had to tell his family the truth. Whatever happened next, I will be ready.

    I wiped my eyes, summoned all my strength, and struggled to lift him back into the car.

    I was almost at my hostel gate when police stopped me.

    They checked and tried to wake him but he didn't.

    "I don't know why fine girl like you will be dating drunkard like this."

    I was nearly ruining mad. How the police didn't noticed was beyond my understanding.

    When I got home, my door was open.

    I knew I locked it.

    Something moved inside. I saw a sharp shadow running in my house.

    My heart should have skipped a beat. But it didn’t. Because I was already dead inside.

    Jareth was gone.

    Whoever was inside could kill me if they wanted.

    I grabbed a wooden plank near the door and stormed in.

    And then—

    UPROAR.

    "SURPRISE!!!"

    My legs buckled.I blinked, confused.

    In front of me stood Jareth’s mum, my mum, my brother, his siblings, his friends— even my neighbours

    All smiling.

    My friends, Helen, Lydia and Johana all opening their wide teeth and holding balloons.

    Then— music started playing.

    A saxophonist emerged from my room, holding a small banner that read:

    "Turn around."

    I slowly turned.

    And there he was Jareth.

    Alive. Smiling. Holding the same ring I had seen by the ditch.

    "Babe,"

    he grinned.

    "You always say nothing scares you. So, I decided to put that to the test. I love you. Please....."

    I didn't bother to wait to hear the last sentence before I collapsed.

    I woke up to laughter and claps.

    Jareth sat beside me, holding my hand.

    "So... will you marry me?"

    he whispered.

    With no strength left to scream or faint again, I nodded.

    "Yes."

    I will forever love him.

    But first...

    I need to kill him.

    The End.

    Spicezz Writes
    He came to propose to me, and died in my hostel Jareth came over to my hostel that evening. We ate, laughed, and talked about everything—our future, our plans, the names of our unborn kids. It was perfect. By nightfall, he yawned and stretched. "Babe, I’ll be leaving soon. I just need to rest a little before heading home. Tomorrow’s a busy day at work." "Okay," I smiled, kissing his forehead. I let him sleep. But at 9 PM, when I tried to wake him, he didn’t move. "Jareth?" I whispered, shaking him lightly. Nothing. "Babes? Ademi, Ayanfe mi?" I shook him harder. "Jareth, wake up!" Still nothing. I pushed, slapped, screamed—no response. His body was warm, but he wasn’t breathing. Then, the real horror set in. Jareth was dead. My neighbors were gone for the night. It was as if they all planned to go to a party that night. I was alone. See me, see Kirikiri. See court, see jail! I grabbed his shoulders, shaking him with all my might. "Jareth, please! Don’t do this to me!" He didn’t even twitch. I pounded his chest. I tried mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I did everything I had ever seen in a medical drama, but he just lay there, lifeless. Then... his phone rang. I looked at the screen. His mum. I froze. Then another call—his elder sister. Then another—his younger brother. As if they knew. They kept calling. My heart pounded so hard it felt like it would explode. What would I tell them? I panicked. I couldn’t call the police. No hospital would accept him without a proper explanation. I am finished. My stomach churned. I ran outside to throw up in the nearby gutter. I started coughing. I was disoriented. Then, his friends started calling too. I had to move him. But how? His body felt heavier than the weight of my sins. I dragged him to the car, struggling to lift him inside. The boot? No. That was too suspicious. I sat him upright in the passenger seat and buckled him in. Then, I started the engine. As I drove out, the security greeted him. "Bros don jonz. He like life. See as he sleep. Bros we greet oh." One of them laughed. If only they knew. I reached the big ditch. Student usually use it as a dumb site. I turned off the car and sat there, crying for an hour. "Jareth, please wake up. Please, baby. We had plans. Our dream house, our children... we were supposed to grow old together." Nothing. I caught myself talking alone. I was beginning to run mad! His lifeless body just sat there, unmoving. I wiped my tears. I had no choice. I opened the car door, went to his side, and pulled his body toward the ditch. Then—something small rolled out of his pocket. A small box. I bent down and picked it up with trembling hands. An engagement ring. I stopped breathing. He came to propose to me. That realization shattered my soul. I staggered back, the air suddenly too thick to inhale. My entire body shook. I couldn't do it. I laid on he floor with him, begging him to just wake for some minutes, and propose to me. No. I had to go back. I had to tell his family the truth. Whatever happened next, I will be ready. I wiped my eyes, summoned all my strength, and struggled to lift him back into the car. I was almost at my hostel gate when police stopped me. They checked and tried to wake him but he didn't. "I don't know why fine girl like you will be dating drunkard like this." I was nearly ruining mad. How the police didn't noticed was beyond my understanding. When I got home, my door was open. I knew I locked it. Something moved inside. I saw a sharp shadow running in my house. My heart should have skipped a beat. But it didn’t. Because I was already dead inside. Jareth was gone. Whoever was inside could kill me if they wanted. I grabbed a wooden plank near the door and stormed in. And then— UPROAR. "SURPRISE!!!" My legs buckled.I blinked, confused. In front of me stood Jareth’s mum, my mum, my brother, his siblings, his friends— even my neighbours All smiling. My friends, Helen, Lydia and Johana all opening their wide teeth and holding balloons. Then— music started playing. A saxophonist emerged from my room, holding a small banner that read: "Turn around." I slowly turned. And there he was Jareth. Alive. Smiling. Holding the same ring I had seen by the ditch. "Babe," he grinned. "You always say nothing scares you. So, I decided to put that to the test. I love you. Please....." I didn't bother to wait to hear the last sentence before I collapsed. I woke up to laughter and claps. Jareth sat beside me, holding my hand. "So... will you marry me?" he whispered. With no strength left to scream or faint again, I nodded. "Yes." I will forever love him. But first... I need to kill him. The End. Spicezz Writes
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  • "Happy New Month!

    May this new month bring you renewed strength, fresh opportunities, and unparalleled success.

    May your dreams and aspirations become a reality, and may you be filled with joy, love, and laughter.

    Wishing you a month filled with blessings, prosperity, and happiness.

    Cheers to a new month!"
    "Happy New Month! May this new month bring you renewed strength, fresh opportunities, and unparalleled success. May your dreams and aspirations become a reality, and may you be filled with joy, love, and laughter. Wishing you a month filled with blessings, prosperity, and happiness. Cheers to a new month!"
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  • That one is not even my problem 🤷🏼‍♀️ my problem is that,I was in the toilet so my friend sent a XxX video, then I played the video, there was no sound so I increased the volume to highest but still no sound. So anyway I watched it for 6 minutes until I remembered that my phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room. Now my family and guests are waiting for me to come out
    Now, I am still in the toilet for the past 5 days

    If I make u laugh bless me with a like
    That one is not even my problem 🤷🏼‍♀️ my problem is that,I was in the toilet so my friend sent a XxX video, then I played the video, there was no sound so I increased the volume to highest but still no sound. So anyway I watched it for 6 minutes until I remembered that my phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the living room. Now my family and guests are waiting for me to come out😑 Now, I am still in the toilet for the past 5 days 😭 If I make u laugh bless me with a like
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  • Strangers will never wish you evil, it is those who laugh and chill with you, be careful
    Strangers will never wish you evil, it is those who laugh and chill with you, be careful
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  • Happy new month, everyone!

    Wishing you a month filled with sunshine, laughter, and new beginnings.

    May this April bring you renewal, growth, and joy.

    Best wishes!
    Happy new month, everyone! Wishing you a month filled with sunshine, laughter, and new beginnings. May this April bring you renewal, growth, and joy. Best wishes!
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  • April showers bring May flowers, but April's new beginnings bring endless possibilities! Wishing you a month filled with sunshine, laughter, and dreams that bloom into reality. Happy New Month
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  • Some people give tears and make us cry;
    Some give smiles and make us laugh;
    But only rare can give us Laughing Tears and Crying Smiles.
    Those are our Best Friends like you!

    Some people give tears and make us cry; Some give smiles and make us laugh; But only rare can give us Laughing Tears and Crying Smiles. Those are our Best Friends like you!
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  • *Eid Mubarak!*

    As the blessed month of Ramadan comes to a close, may the joy of Eid fill your heart and home with love, peace, and endless blessings.

    May this special day bring you closer to family and friends, wrap you in happiness, and remind you of Allah’s countless mercies. Let’s cherish the moments of togetherness, savor the sweetness of forgiveness, and spread kindness wherever we go.

    Wishing you a day as beautiful as the moon, as bright as the stars, and as joyful as the laughter of loved ones.

    *Eid Mubarak to you and your family!* May Allah accept our prayers, sacrifices, and good deeds.
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