There are things we shouldn't joke with Examples Peoples background illness Deformity Financially problems Etc If you are those type of people who mock others or make jokes about these things Do well to stop

Dear Singles, please come closer 🙏 Relevant Questions You Should Ask During Courtship that May Be seen As Not Important❗ 👌Ask your proposed partner if they SNORE while sleeping😴. Don't look at me that way, it's not bad to snore but you've to know if they do, so you can prepare yourself to enjoy and endure their snoring nature forever. Romantic snoring☺😁 👌Ask them if they observe Morning devotion, so you don't end up praying alone or them telling you that they do their devotion in their heart or workplace. Two of you praying together should be the spiritual goal❗ 👌Ask them if they can sweep, wash, cook, and iron. It might look like they can do it till you ask them and then you will know that they can't or aren't so good at doing it. Then you will have to be doing it ALONE. That's stressing and unprepared of you, you know❓ 👌Ask them if they prefer sleeping with the light on or off. So if you're the opposite of them, you will start adjusting your body system to that😜 👌 Ask them how they react when they are angry. Are they sensitive to jokes, etc? Woooh!! Make person no tell you "Am I your mate?", 'Do you know who I am "🙄 or break plates on top of your head😒. Mbok o❗ 👌 Ask them and make deep inquiries too to know if they are married or have been married before or probably have a child out of wedlock. So you don't wake up one day to the biggest shock of your life and stories that keep touching the heart. 👌Ask them how many times they eat surplus and stored food. Except you want to be cooking every day because your partner no gree eat one particular food twice abi thrice😜 👌Ask them where they start undressing after work😁 Some partners, start from the sitting room. You will find one leg of his socks in the parlour, their bra or tie in the kitchen and their shirt or trouser on the bedroom floor, ewoo❗ 👌Ask them if they prefer sleeping on an arranged or scattered bed. Yes, ask oo. Some partners can comfortably sleep on a scattered bed with their dirty clothes on top and they just won't mind😏. But won't you mind? Abi you fit follow them sleep liadat?🤪 Na liadat fight dey start too😌. 👌 Ask them of their source of income. The kind of work they do. Is there any Plan B or C in case things don't go as you both planned? Ask ooo. You need money to run the affairs of your home❗ 👌Ask them how many children they would need, if children are not forth coming as soon as they expected, what next ❓ Are they open to adoption ❓Will you guys still stick together, Abi Dem go try second wife😳🙆 👌 Lastly, for now, Ask them how they squeeze their toothpaste, from the button abi from the top? Asks oo. Some marriages have been dissolved because of this matter🤦🏽‍♀️. IF they are not virgins! Ask about their sexual life. I won't go deeper on this one but just ask them how many times you can be having sex. I know some sex periods could be so impromptu. Don't look at me that way, I read🙄, for enlightenment's sake because there's nothing wrong with knowing this. Let them know how far your body can manage and respond to the sex moment. (If you already have an experience before salvation) If both of you are virgins Mbok ask oo🙃.....AND don't neglect to ask them about their purpose and vision in life. A visionless home is hopeless. If we take time to observe, we will know that sometimes LITTLE and unnecessary issues cause big misunderstandings in some homes. No question is more or less important during courtship. Courtship is the BEST time to know a bit of everything about your partner, so you can prepare yourself enough for the outcome. Here's me praying for you and me today, May our marriages truly make us happy. May we not regret the choice of partner we finally get to settle with. May our children emulate our goodly and godly lifestyle. May our homes be beautiful ones. May our homes be filled with Love, Security and Trust.🙏 Above all may God be the third cord of our marriages. May there be peace, both internally and externally and May God grant all of us our positive heart desires💯🙏

Why dont eggs tell jokes,they cracks each other up

Teacher's jokes ain't funny but we try to laugh because We want to pass his subject 🤣🤣

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 😄

The first Time Hubby invited me to his family house 🏡 to come see his mum and siblings… I said na like this the thing Dey be 😂… I kept postponing the invitation telling him am not ready to see them 😂😂 then I asked him .. can’t we just marry like that without seeing your people 😂😂 they will come for the wedding 💒 naa … Uche ndi Private life Madonna University 😂 My thought 💭 then was very plenty .. what if they don’t like me now .. like this you no go marry me again ??? 🤔 What if there is another person they wanted for him and am here coming to show myself … 😌 What if immediately I come .. they all enter one room and start doing Muchu Muchu 😂😂😂 Which cloth will I wear … ( I had lots of cloth in my wardrobe ooo .. but at the Mention of coming to see the family .. all my clothes vanished 😂😂 I had so many what if in my heart ❤️ and was so skeptical about their validation .. but guess what all this thought 💭 vanished with this few point I noted down here 👇👇 1) Just be your self : Don’t be too Nervous 😟 as whether they will like you or not cos most times the devil capitalizes on our thought 💭 and emotions. And you see yourself been overwhelmed with Negative thoughts.. A lady told me that a day to the day she was to go see her hubby’s family .. so many negative thoughts about them not accepting her … she said her mistakes was not praying over it .. and when she got there .. exactly the way she thought about it .. it happened.. though she is not married into the family .. but only God knows the best 🙌 Maybe for her Good .. 👍 2) Don’t over dress 👗.. cos you might end up meeting lesser expectations of what you opted for .. if you love ❤️ casual.. just make it clean and neat, if you love native, English wear etc .. just make it simple and nice 👍 wear a nice perfume.. not choking Hazards that will saturate the room .. 3) Don’t Go to show yourself so much on the first day : you want to sweep the house that day, you want to cook 🧑‍🍳 that day, you want to mop that day, you want to do certainly everything that day .. sis calm down is just the first day .. help with the little you can .. they might stand up to assist you or tell you not to worry .. Mine was after eating 🥣 cos they prepared delicious meal for me .. my mother in-law can cook 🧑‍🍳.. she na chef 🧑‍🍳 all the way .. ✌️ That day after eating I stood up to carry the plate to the kitchen.. hubby allowed me to take the tray to the kitchen .. maybe to allow me proof a good wife to be for his mum .. but 2 mins later I Didt come out .. he came to the kitchen and saw me bringing out the plate to wash … the next thing he just clapped 3 times then called me Ezigbo Mmadu ( you can demonstrate this I just said like kpa kpa kpa .. Ezigbo mmadu ) keep that plate let’s go inside .. I said No naa Allow me let me wash it .. in my mind I no wan wash am ooo 🙈🙈😂😂😂😂 but as a good girl naa I can’t just keep the plate like that … I just washed my hands 🙌 fast fast.. before he will now change his mind and tell me to wash it .. to test if am wife material 😂😂😂😂.. we came back to the parlor ..and continued our discussion.. 4) Dominating the conversation: Be a good listener and give others a chance to share their thoughts and stories. I love you love talking .. but at this point can you just hear 👂 what they have to say … May be you will hear their mind from there 😂😂😂 5) Be Sensitive: whatever you dont like is more reasons when you come back you say No .. A lady told me that on her first visit to her husband to be family house .. the first mud house 🏡 she met at the gate was shrine with Bl00d spills .. just the sight of that alone told her .. she can’t Marry this man .. and that’s how the relationship ended ✌️she said she can’t start fighting battles her family abolished long ago .. she left .. Being late: Be punctual and arrive on time for your visit. If you say you are coming by 12 .. latest 12:30 you don’t keep people waiting and you expect them to start smiling with you when you arrive by 2 or by 4 .. you ve certainly kpaid the vibes… Advice to the Man 👇👇👇👇 Then As a man, you are the one from the family. You have a Role to play .. you don’t just invite your wife to be to your family house 🏡.. then you allow her to face your family in fears … Protect her from unnecessary questioning and jokes .. Your wife should not come in and become another younger sister. Let her be your wife, the extension of another family. There are things your wife to be should not be subjected to before marriage. When she becomes your wife, she will naturally gravitate toward it. The lord bless your Marriage 🙌 Your marriage will succeed 🙏 Osuchukwu Jane Ezeakolam I’m A Priest Wife With A Difference 📸 Hubby and I.

Here are some long jokes for you: The Man and the Library A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not." The man laughed and said, "Well, that's a real paws-ibility!" The librarian groaned and said, "You're a real cat-astrophe!" The man smiled and said, "I guess we're just having a dog-gone good time!" The librarian threw up her hands and said, "Okay, okay, you're a real comedian. But seriously, let me check the catalog." After a few minutes, the librarian said, "Yes, we have a book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat. But it's in a superposition of both being on the shelf and not being on the shelf at the same time." The man laughed and said, "Well, that's a real quantum leap!" The librarian smiled and said, "You're a real particle-ular comedian!" The man grinned and said

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

🤚🤚😂🤚🤚🤚 JOKES 😂 1. U borrowed money from me and yah posting "I wish I could d!e"😒 U can never d!e🙄 I cover u with the bl0od of Jēsus ❤️🙏 2. The last time I received "Baby i miss you" was in 2013, and it was even from a wrong number😫🤧 3. Having a mom is cool, until she unplugs your 1% phone to plug her 85% phone 😒 4. That ur account number that looks like jamb score (257), b4 this year runs out, God will make it look like matric number (2121827363)🙏😏 5. Actor and Actresses k!ss each other for like 10 seasons in their movies and do not fall in love. But this girl just clicked "LIKE" on your picture and you've been thinking about it for days! Bro Kunle whyyy nah?🤷😒 6. Guys, U know she's ugly, yet u tell her she's the most beautiful girl in the world... This wick£dness must end bros🙆🤣 7. No matter how tired I may be, seeing buhari on Tv always gives me strength to stand up and change the channel..mtcheww🚶🏃 8. I’m tired of Nigeria movie...Someone bringing out 2million naira from his pocket🙆🤦 9. Imagine a slim guy promising to stand by you, something that breeze will blow away🤣💁😑 10. At a job interview Interviewer : 'So do you have any questions for us?' STEVE : 'Abeg who dey chop that girl wey dey reception'? 😋 11. I remember those days cucumber 🥒 was still a fruit 🤔🙄😑 12. Girls if you visit your married sister stop wearing bum short, Mini skirt, top without br@ as if you are in a female hostel. E get why..🙏🚶 13. GONE ARE DAYS YORUBA COOK FOOD AND PUT PEPPER IN IT, NOW THEY COOK PEPPER AND PUT FOOD IN IT😢 🙆🤣

15 SIGNS OF WOMEN IS HORNY WANTS TO BE TOUCHED 1. Prolonged eye contact: She maintains eye contact with you for longer periods than usual. 2. Body language: She leans in close, touches your arm or leg, or finds excuses to be near you. 3. Flirting: She playfully teases or flirts with you, making lighthearted comments or jokes. 4. Touching: She initiates physical contact, such as touching your hair, face, or shoulders. 5. Proximity: She finds excuses to be close to you, sitting or standing near you. 6. Soft voice: She speaks in a softer, more sultry tone than usual. 7. Giggling: She giggles or laughs at your jokes or comments, even if they're not that funny. 8. Mirroring: She mirrors your body language, subconsciously imitating your movements. 9. Preening: She adjusts her hair, makeup, or clothing, making an effort to look attractive. 10. Seductive dancing: She dances in a sensual or provocative way, making eye contact with you. 11. Playful teasing: She playfully teases you, making lighthearted comments about your appearance or abilities. 12. Inviting you to spend time together: She suggests spending time together, just the two of you. 14. Asking personal questions: She asks you personal, intimate questions, showing interest in your thoughts and feelings. 15. Listening actively. She actively listens to what you have to say, remembering important details. Then: ✅Smiling: She smiles at you frequently, showing genuine interest and attraction. ✅Leaning in close*: She leans in close when talking to you, invading your personal space. ✅Soft, gentle touch*: She touches you softly, gently, or playfully, sending shivers down your spine. ✅Suggestive humor*: She uses suggestive humor or makes playful, flirtatious comments. Atleast now you know when she wants you