1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up*
mad... madder... maddest...
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3 take a deep breath
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4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me*
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5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
Thank you for showing interest.
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6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*
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7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*
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8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.*
*Wonders shall never end*🙆🏾‍♂️
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9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*🤷🏿‍♂️
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10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*
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11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo
I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...
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12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro *
*You are through to the semi finals*
_*Start preparing for the finals *_
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13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.
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14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.*
I regretted loosing my TV screen.🥹🥹🥹
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15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*🤷🏿‍♂️
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16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*🤷🏿‍♂️
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17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....*
*That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*🙆🏾‍♂️
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18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.🙆🏾‍♂️
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19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
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20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.

21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.🫣
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22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.
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23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*🫣

24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to pray🤷🏿‍♂️
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25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *🫣
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26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*..
*Na there I dey rush go now.*
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27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️..
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28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.*
*Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain now🥹
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29 I just killed the mosquito that
Bite me last month nonsense
He thinks that I wouldn't recognize him

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Aishah narrated that:
Every night, when the Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) would go to his bed, he would join his hands, then blow in them, as he recited in them: “Say: He is Allah, the One.” And “Say: I seek refuge in the Lord of Al-Falaq” and “Say: I seek refuge in the Lord of mankind.” Then he would wipe as much as he was able to of his body with them, beginning with them first of his head and face, and the front of his body. He would do this three times.
Reference : Jami` at-Tirmidhi 3402
In-book reference : Book 48, Hadith 33
English translation : Vol. 6, Book 45, Hadith 3402

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When I was a child, the magic of Christmas always felt most real in the quiet moments after everyone had gone to bed. I would lie awake, the soft glow of twinkling lights casting gentle shadows on my bedroom walls, and listen for the faintest hint of sleigh bells. One unforgettable Christmas Eve, I decided to stay up as late as I could, convinced that if I just believed hard enough, I might catch a glimpse of something extraordinary.

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