One thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.

I will let you know now, the hidden footage P Diddy took of Michelle Obama is a million times worse than you can even imagine.

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?.

I know you want people to love you, but being nice is not how to achieve that. Being nice only makes people use you. Just be yourself, and the right people will love you. But if you are nice, people will use you, and nobody but your mother will love you. Be wise, and don't be nice. If anyone was not picking up your call when you were struggling, you, too, ignore their call now that you are winning. Niceness is not a gift or fruit of the Spirit. It is often a fruit of an inferiority complex!

Do you know how mature Lagbaja’s circle of friends has to be for his identity to not be public after all these years as a Nigerian?

So for your mind now your babe wey tell you "goodnight I'm feeling sleepy" don really sleep

Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

If everybody arrange their problem put for table to exchange. You go rush pick your own back