BREAKING_NEWS What is this Country turning into..can't believe this is happening............ They are now in Lagos oooo! This happened in my area this morning. A lady called a shoe maker to help fix her slippers. She allowed him stay in their compound, while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing. When he was fixing her slippers, he added something under before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, her landlord was at the balcony watching the Shoemaker without his knowledge. When he was through, he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK. Her landlord shouted from upstairs 'no oh, don't put your leg in that slippers I'm coming. He came downstairs; forced the shoemaker to put his leg in the slippers, the shoemaker refused. Then he alerted neighbours. So, they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers. Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened?? Hmmmmmmmm !!!!!. The slippers cut... He did not sew it well...⚡⚡ ✅✅✅ ↘⏬ ✌☝☺☺☺ C͙A͙N͙ Y͙O͙U͙ I͙M͙A͙G͙I͙N͙E͙

😂🐐⏰ 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING 🤣🤣 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN🤔🧐 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's Over between us🤨🤨 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account. Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!🙏 *ME 😗 Ahh😳 I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.😜😜🤪🤪 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*😦 🤔 6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U * ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM🤣🤣 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market 🤣🤣🤣 * 🚶🚶🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* 😂 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog 🤔 ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ 10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"* 😩 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic But when your brother does the same to his wife It's Juju 🙄🖐 When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first 🥺 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh 😒🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex😏. I did nothing bad to you 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 Follow All Nah Joke1

😅😅😂 ●1. Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ooo.🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♂️ ●2. Some girls will be doing fine girl fine girl 2 bucket of water can not flush their shit especially those ones with small nyash.🤣🤣🤣 ●3. If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them.. They'll prefer taking Nutri Milk.🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🫣 ●4. It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone boast of their level of insanity, “I dey mad oo ask people”.🫣🙆🏾‍♂️😬😬 ●5. Please Girls... If u are waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving... Don't worry be patient...Jesus is coming soon.😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●6. I was at the supermarket today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf.🤣😂😂 ●7. Always smile , dress well, act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that you.😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●8. Even if you can put your phone on flight mode thinking you are saving your Data, MTN will charge you for booking a flight.😂😂 9. Everything is not village people o!!! How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?...😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●9. When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision?😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●11. Nigerians r so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's nyt & you're carryin cutlass😋😬😬😬 ●12. Imagine going to fight your husband’s side chick & she beats you up. What a disgrace.🙆🏾‍♂️🤣😬 ●13. Nobody walks faster than a person that has been given too much change at a shop They will be like🧎🚶🚶🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣 ●14. You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, let them see child they raised🤣🤣 ●15. Ever sat next to someone with Body odour in church, when pastor calls out those with evil spirits, you join so you can leave that place?🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 ●16. One Yoruba girl posted a picture and captioned it "everywhere stew " I opened it and pepper entered my eyes🙆🏾‍♂️😭😭😭 ●17. That ashawo life that got you an iPhone will surely get you a Benz. Don't give up Sister, you almost there. Motivate yourself😋🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂 ●18. A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat If you like take her out feed her until she can't walk again she will still crawl to another guy.😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️ ●19. Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs. Me: ......... Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything? Me: ........... meow😂😂 ●20. I respect those people who gives testimonies in church, I mean standing boldly in front of your village people telling them about your success. EXTRAS🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂 ●21. Women who put chain on their legs, look like a lost Fowl.😂😂 ●22. Guys pls stop using Viagra, Alomo ,Burukutu, Manpower etc... We ladies deserve Free and Fair Erections .. you're there laughing you didn't realize that I put no 9 twice 😂😂😂 #Bitter_truth #happy #highlights 😂😂😂 Follow Rich Young - Bamalah

A hungry man prayed to God that he should stumble on N1000 on the road and he promised to give God N500 out of it. Not up to five minutes later he had made the prayer, he saw N500 on the road, he quickly picked it, looked up to the sky, shook his head and said, "My father in heaven, na now I come fear u ooo.. U no like cheating at all, sharp sharp u don quickly comot ur own share🤭😬🤣🤣 Follow Rich Young - Bamalah

LONDON IS NOT A COUNTRY Most people think London is a Country of it's own .. That's not true. London is the capital of England UK 🇬🇧 and there are four countries in the UK with each having their capitals. Some often confuse England, United Kingdom 🇬🇧 and Great Britain. England is a country just like Nigeria 🇳🇬 and its capital is London just like Abuja is the capital of Nigeria 🇳🇬 Or Ghana 🇬🇭 as a country and accra as the capital of Ghana 🇬🇭. Great Britain is a collection of 3 countries which came together as one country and has its capital as London. Those 3 countries are: 1. England, 2. Scotland 3. Wales. When you include Northern Ireland to these 3 countries, they become United Kingdom (Union of four nations) 1. England, 2. Scotland, 3. Wales, and 4. Northern Ireland. That is why it is referred to as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Collectively, the four are taken as one country. London is its capital. These four individual nations all have their own respective capitals. Accordingly, the capital of Scotland is Edinburgh, Wales is Cardiff; Northern Ireland is Belfast. England is London. Additionally, England,Wales and Northern Ireland uses "pounds" as their official currency Scotland uses "pounds sterling" Both pounds and pounds sterling are of the same value but different prints. No knowledge is a waste ✌️

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😂🐐⏰ 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING 🤣🤣 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN🤔🧐 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's Over between us🤨🤨 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account. Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!🙏 *ME 😗 Ahh😳 I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.😜😜🤪🤪 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*😦 🤔 6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U * ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM🤣🤣 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market 🤣🤣🤣 * 🚶🚶🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* 😂 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog 🤔 ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ 10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"* 😩 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic But when your brother does the same to his wife It's Juju 🙄🖐 When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first 🥺 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh 😒🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex😏. I did nothing bad to you 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 Follow All Nah Joke1

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