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Use this to brighten your day
1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"
2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing, stop standing like you're playing corner kick
3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir
4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"
As im talking now she has bl0cked me
Weytin concern me
5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart
6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "
Do you know Diala Emmanuel
7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K
8. Date her and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever
9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money , they blāme your wife
10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge
11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man
12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye..
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.
Written by nuhu yaquila
1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"
2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing, stop standing like you're playing corner kick
3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir
4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"
As im talking now she has bl0cked me
Weytin concern me
5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart
6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "
Do you know Diala Emmanuel
7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K
8. Date her and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever
9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money , they blāme your wife
10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge
11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man
12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye..
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.
Written by nuhu yaquila
Use this to brighten your day
1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"🤣🤣
2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing🙄, stop standing like you're playing corner kick😂😂
3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir😬😂
4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"
🤣🤣🤣
As im talking now she has bl0cked me🤣
Weytin concern me🤣
5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart 💔😂
6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "😂
Do you know Diala Emmanuel
7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K 😂
8. Date her 👩❤️👨 and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever😂😂
9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money 💴, they blāme your wife😂💔
10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge 🤣🤣
11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man😂
12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye.. 🙉
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.😂😂
Written by nuhu yaquila
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