LAUGH
1. At my interview yesterdayπ₯Ή, Boom!!! My Ex Favour was the interviewer... sätan only begotten daughter asked me to mention 7 Indian biscuits
2. The way some of us become brokë after finishing school ehn‚ you might think we were studying Bachelor of Povërty and Appliëd suffëring
3. Dear visitors, when you find me eating then I ask you to joïn me‚ don’t take it sërious oo it’s jüst a greeting
4. Nïgeria wahala will make you wake up in the mïddle of the nïght just to hïss and shöut “Na wa oo” and go back to sleep π₯Ή
5. When the Relatiönship is new they even chat on both WhatsApp and Façebook with differënt topics
6. “You want to kïll me?”
Says a Nïgerian parent who fëll döwn trying to kick you
7. No be smäll oo‚ phonë lost for inside Pölice station‚ they call phöne e ring for inside D.P.O pocket...
Na the matter we dey settle since morning.
8. Nïgerian rat don dey get mïnd oo...
Rat don dey chop electrïc wire.
9. DO NOT drëss like the bödy you want!!
Drëss like the bödy you have... You can’t dress like Beyonce if you are shapëd like Rick Ross!
Favour, you can see I told you I wouldn’t mention your name oo
10. IMAGINE a pörn star who just won an award of the best pörn star of the year and she was like, “First of all, I will like to thank the Almighty God for......” For what sister? I repeat, for what? You dey çraze!!!!!
11. Dearie , If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post
π₯Ά LAUGHπ€
1. At my interview yesterdayπ₯Ή, Boom!!! My Ex Favour was the interviewerπ³π³... sätan only begotten daughter asked me to mention 7 Indian biscuits π©π©ππ₯²πππ
2. The way some of us become brokë after finishing school ehn‚ you might think we were studying Bachelor of Povërty and Appliëd suffëring π€ππ
3. Dear visitors, when you find me eating then I ask you to joïn me‚ don’t take it sërious oo it’s jüst a greeting ππππ
4. Nïgeria wahala will make you wake up in the mïddle of the nïght just to hïss and shöut “Na wa oo” π₯² and go back to sleep π₯Ήπ€ππ
5. When the Relatiönship is new they even chat on both WhatsApp and Façebook with differënt topics π€ππ
6. “You want to kïll me?” π
Says a Nïgerian parent who fëll döwn trying to kick you π€πππ
7. No be smäll oo‚ phonë lost for inside Pölice station‚ they call phöne e ring for inside D.P.O pocketπ³...
Na the matter we dey settle since morning. π₯²π€ππ
8. Nïgerian rat don dey get mïnd oo...π
Rat don dey chop electrïc wire. πβοΈπππ
9. DO NOT drëss like the bödy you want!!π
Drëss like the bödy you have... You can’t dress like Beyonce if you are shapëd like Rick Ross! πππ
Favour, you can see I told you I wouldn’t mention your name oo π
10. IMAGINE a pörn star who just won an award of the best pörn star of the year and she was like, “First of all, I will like to thank the Almighty God for......”π³ For what sister? I repeat, for what? You dey çraze!!!!!ππππ
11. Dearie π₯°, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Meπ, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Postπ