😲🤣🤣 1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up* mad... madder... maddest...😎🤣🤣 . 2.. join Jenny's Triplets (content monetisation policy) and thank me later 👷🏽‍♂️🫲🏽🫲🏽🤷🏽‍♂️ 3 take a deep breath 😊😊 . 4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me* 😋🤣🤣 . 5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.* Thank you for showing interest.😎🤣🤣 . 6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*😋😎😎😎 . 7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*👍😂😂 . 8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.* *Wonders shall never end*🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 . 9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*😡🤷🏿‍♂️ . 10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*😂😂 . 11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...😋😎😎 .. 12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro * *You are through to the semi finals* _*Start preparing for the finals *_😋😂😂 . 13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.😴😴😡 . 14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.* I regretted loosing my TV screen.🥹🥹🥹 . 15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*😂🤷🏿‍♂️ . 16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂 . 17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....* *That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 . 18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂 . 19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤣 . 20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.🙊😂😂 21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.🫣😊😊 . 22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.😎😋 . 23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*🫣😎😎 24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to pray🤷🏿‍♂️🤣🤣 . 25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *🫣🤣🤣 . 26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*.. *Na there I dey rush go now.*🤣🤣 . 27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤣.. . 28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.* *Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain now😡😡🥹 . 29 I just killed the mosquito that Bite me last month nonsense He thinks that I wouldn't recognize him😪🙊🤣🤣 Thanks for reading please I need your help share this post to make others laugh too no one will come across this post without laughing unless the person can't read 🙊🤣🤣 . Wait before you go recommend my page so it be visible to people please also invite friends to like my page 🥺🫡🙏🏼🙏🏼

Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.

CHAPTER 113 – SURAH FALAQ QUOTES Surah Falaq is a short Surah, here’s the English translation of the whole surah. There’s no one single quote from this chapter of the Quran I could pull, it must be viewed as a whole to understand the full message behind this surah. Bismillaahir Rahmaanir Raheem In The Name of Allah, The Most Gracious and Most Merciful. Qul a’uzoo bi rabbil-falaq: Say. I seek refuge with the Lord of the Dawn Min sharri ma khalaq: From the mischief of created things; Wa min sharri ghasiqin iza waqab: From the mischief of Darkness as it overspreads; Wa min sharrin-naffaa-saati fil ‘uqad: From the mischief of those who practise secret arts; Wa min shar ri haasidin iza hasad: And from the mischief of the envious one as he practises envy.

Sad 😭 😭 story I met this guy sometime in 2016. He was selling shoes at Makola and I was a pupil teacher in a school. He was a good man and even though he wasn't rich, he was very generous with the little he had. This motivated me and I decided to contribute to his life because of his good character. I wanted to go to the training college and was saving up for it. Same time, he also wanted to continue his studies. He was very intelligent so I decided to give him my savings to add up to his so he could go to school because after all he's a man and if he had a fruitful life, it affected me too. So by 2018, he started business administration in Legon. He had a boy who looked at the shop when he went to school and because his wares were cheap, he was able to also establish himself on campus. He had a single room at Dansoman which had only a bed and TV when we met. I bought a fridge so l could cook in bulk and store it for him. I also got a microwave for him and was constantly at his place. By the time he was in 3rd year, we decided to live together so I took a loan at my workplace and added up then we rented a chamber and hall and moved in. We loved each other. I was grateful I was building a life with someone and even though my mum didn't approve of most of the things I was doing for him, she eventually had to accept it. My mum sold foodstuff in Accra. It was on one of my visits to her place I met him. Anytime my mum's goods came, she'd call me and give me a good quantity of food for him and myself. We literally lived like a couple. I took seed once and we both agreed we weren't available both emotionally and financially for a child so I terminated it. By God's grace, I got employed at another good school that had better pay I also taught some pupils for extra classes so l was earning more than my previous school. I then also started saving all over again to continue my schooling. Then my man finally graduated and in his department, he was one of the 4 students who had a first class. I was so proud I bought his suit and shoes for graduation. The suit was 800 cedis and the shoes were 450. 1 was happy. After school, he was recommended to Zenith Bank by his professor to do his national service. After his service, he got a 6 months contract to work there. Eventually, he sold his shop to his boy but still ran the business on social media because he still knew his suppliers. He branded it well on social media for which I sometimes did delivery on his behalf. We decided to get married in 2022. 1 had successfully bought my forms by then and was about to go to school and then one day, I pounced on something my man was seeing someone while he was doing his service and they had started dating. According to the message I read, he had denied me and had also promised the lady marriage I read the message countlessly and confronted him. He confessed and eventually told me the lady was pregnant for him. He said he was still going to get married to me like I wanted. I just knew the marriage to me was going to be something like a "thank you" or compensation. I cried. I cried my heart and intestines out. I didn't know how to tell my mum or even who to tell. He begged me but I knew I wasn't going to be the same again after the revelation. When I finally went to school, I decided to end it with him. He begged me but I knew I wasn't going to be the same again after the revelation. When I finally went to school, I decided to end it with him. I sent a text telling him I wanted to move on. He didn't beg me to stay. He just thanked me for all the support I gave him. Then he sent me 10,000 I cried the whole day and when I felt I was losing my mind, I called my mum and told her everything. She told me to return his money which I did. He moved from the apartment we lived in but paid an additional 3 years for me. I told the landlord to rent the house and take 30% of the money and give me the 70 because I couldn't live in that room. I took the money and gave it to my mum. He got married last year and he has a son. I'm still here picking up the pieces of my life and trying to move forward but it is well. Soon, I'd complete school and I'm hoping to be posted to a good school. Life still has to be lived. Life happens. Take care of you first before another.

A single tree can cannot make a forest..

You see people that are busy saying am in a relationship,, majority of them if they could've know how thier partner is busy saying he's single just to impress others,heeeeee you could have said you wish you never know him sef.

Remember, every success story started with a single step, a single decision, a single commitment. Take that first step, make that decision, and honor that commitment.

How to start beans farming in Nigeria The following steps should be taken when starting beans farming in Nigeria; 1. Get a farmland: To start beans farming, you need to get a farmland. You can acquire, rent or lease your farmland. It is pretty easy and cheap to get farmland in rural areas of Nigeria. In some areas in Nigeria, you can rent one hectare of farmland for as low as N10,000. It is a fallacy that beans can do well only in the northern part of Nigeria. Beans or cowpea can be cultivated in all regions of Nigeria. If a farmer implements sound agronomic practices, he will get a good yield from his beans farm in any location in Nigeria. 2. Soil Preparation: Cowpeas grow well in good soil that is fairly loose. This crop does not do well in compact soil. Cowpea can grow in poor soils. This is one of the advantages of cultivating this crop. The crop can even improve the quality of your soil. After getting your farmland, you will need to remove the weeds. A tractor with plough can be used to bury the weeds in the soil. The buried weeds can improve the quality of the soil. The soil should be harrowed after ploughing, then a ridge or bed should be done on the soil. Having ridges or beds on the farmland is not a must but it can increase the yield while doing beans farming. 3. Engage people as members of staff: You cannot do beans farming alone except if you want to cultivate a very small area. If you want to make good money, you need to cultivate at least one hectare of farmland. You will need to recruit people who will work with you on your farmland. Employing people around the location of your farmland can be advantageous. You can also employ labourers who come from neighbouring countries into Nigeria 4. Get the right seeds: You should use good beans seeds. Do not buy beans seeds from the open market, patronise only accredited seeds dealers. Hybrid seeds are usually higher yielding than open pollinated seeds. They also resist a lot of diseases and pests. 5. Get farm inputs needed: Your beans farm needs farm inputs like fertilizers, insecticides, fungicides and nematicides. To plant beans, the type of fertilizers needed should have high phosphatic content. Examples are Single Super Phosphate (SSP) fertiliser or Diammonium Phosphate (DAP). You can also use a little bit of Muriate of Potash (MOP) at the flowering stage of the cowpea. Avoid high nitrogenous fertilizer and this can negatively impact your beans crop. 6. Manage the farm: You need to efficiently manage your farm. Do not rely on your unskilled members of staff as they can be funny. Make sure that all your instructions are fully carried out. Your staff can make or mar you chances of making money from your cowpea farm. 7. Harvest: Sow cowpea varieties have a short growth time. There are 40 days variety and also 100 days variety. The creeping variety has a longer duration time and higher yield. The erect type has a short duration but a slightly lower yield. You should harvest when the pods are dry and slightly brownish in colour. 8. Market the harvested beans: After harvesting, you can store your beans for a while and sell when the prices peak. The prices of beans in Nigeria peaks around March – April every year.

FARMING TIPS What It Takes To Start A Turkey Farming Business turkey farming is one of the unique business ideas you can venture into. Turkey are very good scavengers consuming earthworms, small insects, snails, kitchen waste and termites. “Turkeys only need a lot of care when still young. Young poults need to be kept warm by being kept close to a source of heat Turkeys start laying eggs at six to eight months and this production period is up to 24 weeks from the point of lay. Under proper feeding, a single turkey lays as much as 60-100 eggs annually. Nearly 70 percent of the eggs will be laid in the afternoon. When it comes to hatching, it can hatch as many as 15 at each sitting. Specifics for breeding and incubating turkeys are quite different from chicken. It is very challenging when turkeys start laying eggs because they do not want anybody to see them. The incubation period is 28 days. There are two methods of incubation. Natural incubation with sitting females; naturally turkeys are good brooders and each can hatch 10-15 numbers of eggs. Only clean eggs with good eggshells and shape should be placed for brooding to get 60%-80% hatchability and healthy poults. Turkeys require particular conditions which are different from those for other poultry birds. First of all, turkeys need a lot of space by virtual of their size. Specifics for breeding and incubating turkeys are quite different from chicken. Feeding start your turkeys on starter mash. Make sure there is plenty of starter mash in the feeders, and that the chicks have fresh clean water at all times. Common varieties of turkeys include broad-breasted bronze and Broad-breasted white. Feed for turkey poults must contain at least 24 per cent protein (not found in many commercial feeds), 2 per cent calcium and 0.9 per cent phosphorus. Turkeys require about six square feet of space each. Young ones For a start, a lamp that provides 100F is required. The temperature should be lowered by five degrees a week thereafter. Young turkeys can be hard to look after as they have been known to eat their litter. Remember that turkeys are curious birds. It is hard to tell what they can get into. You should strive to keep the area where your turkey lives free of hazardous elements like oil. Facts about turkey meat Turkey meat has nutritional and sensorial properties which make it almost ideal raw material for rational and curative nutrition. People prefer turkey meat because of its leanest nature. It is also rich in essential amino acids and vitamins like niacin, vitamin B6 and B12. It is rich in unsaturated fatty acids and essential fatty acids and low in cholesterol. A well-fed mature turkey will give over 90 eggs per year. Turkeys are known for their protein content which is good for the body and a good source of amino acids. Just one serving of turkeys provides 65% of your recommended daily intake of protein. Turkey is known to contain traces of minerals, thought to aid in cancer prevention. It contains selenium, which is essential for the healthy function of the thyroid and immune system. Selenium is an antioxidant and protects against cancer. Turkey is considered a good source of vitamins. Saturated fat is necessary for biological functions, hormone production, padding for organs and energy. While saturated fat is necessary for a healthy body, most moderately-active people need to avoid too much of it in their diet. Turkey has under 12% of the recommended daily allowance of saturated fat per 4oz. Grass-fed turkey raised under organic conditions conveys the most health benefits. Grass-fed turkeys offer higher nutrition and are superior to birds given antibiotics or raised without access to natural pasture. Diseases Fowl pox disease is a viral infection that attacks turkeys We do sell turkey farming guide book in softcopy guide at 10,000/- interested call/ Whatsapp 0803 088 6411

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