Use this to brighten your day

1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"

2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing, stop standing like you're playing corner kick

3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir

4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"

As im talking now she has bl0cked me
Weytin concern me

5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart

6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "

Do you know Diala Emmanuel

7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K

8. Date her and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever

9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money , they blāme your wife

10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge

11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man

12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye..
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.

Written by nuhu yaquila

Dear bestfriend,

Even if my phone's memory is low, I will delete my own pictures but your ugly photo will still be safe with me

GIVE ME AWARD. PLEASE DON'T LIE OO.
1.gentle
2.beautiful
3.quick replier
4.always online
5.funny
6.hot
7.best friend
8.cute
9.trouble maker
10.shy
11.kind hearted
12.good singer
13.foodie
14.sturbborn
15.shakara
16.rugged
17.dancing
18.adorable
19.always has something to say
20.Respectful
21.kind
22.good in snapping
23.love posting
24.always snubbing
25.a good or fast runner
26.nice
27.knows how to play
28.always smilling
29.talkative
30.always making noise in the class
31.one of the best student
32.joy giver
33.always playing
34.always reading
35.love listening to music especially kpop
36.picture addict
37.smilling keeper

How are you interested in purchasing data through me and I will be there in about you guys and monthly types of the month of November and I have to transfer money from my bank account number for notes at the picture of the month

I have a question
When you delete a picture from your device, where did it go?

I was making yam porridge this afternoon since it was my turn to cook for me and my girlfriend.

Just as I was pouring palm oil into the boiling water, she suddenly stormed into the kitchen from the backyard where she was doing our laundry, panting like someone who had just finished a marathon race.

"What is this, Desmond?" she said, waving something across my face.

"What is it?" I asked, dropping the bottle of palm oil on the kitchen counter.

"What is this picture doing in the pocket of your trousers?" she held out the thing to me. It was a picture of a smiling lady—my ex-girlfriend, Susanna.

"Desmond, what is this picture of Susanna doing in your pocket, eh?" she continued in anger.

Me: It's just a picture.

Girlfriend: *screaming* It's just a picture what? Desmond, isn't this your ex-girlfriend, Susanna, eh? What are you doing with her picture?

Me: Baby, it's not what you're thinking.

Girlfriend: What do you mean it's not what I'm thinking. What man walks around with the picture of their ex-girlfriend?

Me: I wish you know how much this picture benefits both of us. If you knew, you won't be shouting like this.

Girlfriend: How does you cheating on me benefit me?! Eh, Desmond? In fact, I think you still like her. I think you still like her.

Me: No, I actually don't like her. I want her.

Girlfriend: *her brows crinkle in shock* What?

Me: Yes, I want her. And I'm not the only person who wants her. The police want her, too. She's a wanted woman.

Girlfriend: *confused* What do you mean?

Me: The police want her. She was involved in the kidnapping of a child, so they were distributing pictures of her around.

Girlfriend: You don't mean this.

Me: I'm serious. Very serious... *takes the picture from her with a smile*... And I plan to make other copies, as the police want us to make and distribute pictures of her in hopes of catching her. They said they'll reward the person that finds her with 50 million naira.

Girlfriend: *eyes sparkling* What?

Me: *waving the picture in her face* This is money! This is moving money. I'm only walking around with this picture in my pocket so I can show it to people and ask if they've seen her. Once I catch her, I'll take her to the police station and take the 50 million naira, which will benefit both of us. Don't you want to drive a car one day? Don't you want to visit the Maldives?

Girlfriend: *starts smiling* So she's wanted. You should have told me earlier na. I would have helped you distribute the pictures and search for her.

Me: Yes, she's a wanted, with a bounty of 50 million naira... *hands my girlfriend the picture*... In fact, you should photocopy this picture so you can have a copy to carry around with you when you go around looking for her.

Girlfriend: I'll certainly do that.

Me: But if you find her, don't hold her ooo.

Girlfriend: *confused* Why? I thought you wanted us to catch her.

Me: You know Susanna is much bigger than you are. She might escape or even beat you. If you find her, just ask for her Facebook name, and maybe her phone number and then bring them to me.

Girlfriend: Why na?

Me: I'll submit those details to the police and go with them to arrest her.

Girlfriend: Oh, I understand now.

Me: Yes, as I said earlier, I don't like her. I want her. The police wants her.

Girlfriend: We'll soon be rich.

Me: Yes, we will. You can go and continue with the clothes you were washing. When you're done, we'll go together to make more copies of this picture.

*My girlfriend turns and leaves the kitchen to the backyard*

Me that just escaped:

I'm delighted to share my sweet memories with you my fans.
What would you prefer?
Pictures?
or
Videos?

It is somewhat funny how pictures can bring back so many memories of your life
and help you remember details you did not even think about.

A picture is worth 1000 words:- Better to show than tell

Save this picture and let it be a guide to you, every morning ..
#success #growthmindset.