Use this to brighten your day

1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"

2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing, stop standing like you're playing corner kick

3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir

4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"

As im talking now she has bl0cked me
Weytin concern me

5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart

6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "

Do you know Diala Emmanuel

7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K

8. Date her and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever

9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money , they blāme your wife

10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge

11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man

12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye..
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.

Written by nuhu yaquila

One of the main purposes of the lines on bath towels is to improve their absorbency. These lines are typically woven into the fabric to increase the surface area, allowing the towel to absorb more water efficiently. Additionally, they aid in the drying process by creating channels that promote better airflow. Beyond functionality, these lines also serve as a subtle guide for folding and hanging, helping the towel maintain its shape and neat appearance over time.

Love will pick your shattered glass if you get it with the right intentions. ~Authoress Joanna

He came to propose to me, and died in my hostel

Jareth came over to my hostel that evening. We ate, laughed, and talked about everything—our future, our plans, the names of our unborn kids. It was perfect.

By nightfall, he yawned and stretched.

"Babe, I’ll be leaving soon. I just need to rest a little before heading home. Tomorrow’s a busy day at work."

"Okay,"

I smiled, kissing his forehead.

I let him sleep.

But at 9 PM, when I tried to wake him, he didn’t move.

"Jareth?"

I whispered, shaking him lightly.

Nothing.

"Babes? Ademi, Ayanfe mi?"

I shook him harder.

"Jareth, wake up!"

Still nothing.

I pushed, slapped, screamed—no response. His body was warm, but he wasn’t breathing.

Then, the real horror set in.

Jareth was dead.

My neighbors were gone for the night. It was as if they all planned to go to a party that night.

I was alone.

See me, see Kirikiri.

See court, see jail!

I grabbed his shoulders, shaking him with all my might.

"Jareth, please! Don’t do this to me!"

He didn’t even twitch.

I pounded his chest. I tried mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I did everything I had ever seen in a medical drama, but he just lay there, lifeless.

Then... his phone rang.

I looked at the screen.

His mum.

I froze.

Then another call—his elder sister. Then another—his younger brother.

As if they knew. They kept calling.

My heart pounded so hard it felt like it would explode.

What would I tell them?

I panicked.

I couldn’t call the police. No hospital would accept him without a proper explanation.

I am finished.

My stomach churned. I ran outside to throw up in the nearby gutter. I started coughing. I was disoriented.

Then, his friends started calling too.

I had to move him.

But how?

His body felt heavier than the weight of my sins.

I dragged him to the car, struggling to lift him inside.

The boot? No. That was too suspicious.

I sat him upright in the passenger seat and buckled him in.

Then, I started the engine.

As I drove out, the security greeted him.

"Bros don jonz. He like life. See as he sleep. Bros we greet oh."

One of them laughed.

If only they knew.

I reached the big ditch. Student usually use it as a dumb site.

I turned off the car and sat there, crying for an hour.

"Jareth, please wake up. Please, baby. We had plans. Our dream house, our children... we were supposed to grow old together."

Nothing. I caught myself talking alone. I was beginning to run mad!

His lifeless body just sat there, unmoving.

I wiped my tears. I had no choice.

I opened the car door, went to his side, and pulled his body toward the ditch.

Then—something small rolled out of his pocket.

A small box.

I bent down and picked it up with trembling hands.

An engagement ring.

I stopped breathing.

He came to propose to me.

That realization shattered my soul.

I staggered back, the air suddenly too thick to inhale.

My entire body shook.

I couldn't do it. I laid on he floor with him, begging him to just wake for some minutes, and propose to me.

No.

I had to go back. I had to tell his family the truth. Whatever happened next, I will be ready.

I wiped my eyes, summoned all my strength, and struggled to lift him back into the car.

I was almost at my hostel gate when police stopped me.

They checked and tried to wake him but he didn't.

"I don't know why fine girl like you will be dating drunkard like this."

I was nearly ruining mad. How the police didn't noticed was beyond my understanding.

When I got home, my door was open.

I knew I locked it.

Something moved inside. I saw a sharp shadow running in my house.

My heart should have skipped a beat. But it didn’t. Because I was already dead inside.

Jareth was gone.

Whoever was inside could kill me if they wanted.

I grabbed a wooden plank near the door and stormed in.

And then—

UPROAR.

"SURPRISE!!!"

My legs buckled.I blinked, confused.

In front of me stood Jareth’s mum, my mum, my brother, his siblings, his friends— even my neighbours

All smiling.

My friends, Helen, Lydia and Johana all opening their wide teeth and holding balloons.

Then— music started playing.

A saxophonist emerged from my room, holding a small banner that read:

"Turn around."

I slowly turned.

And there he was Jareth.

Alive. Smiling. Holding the same ring I had seen by the ditch.

"Babe,"

he grinned.

"You always say nothing scares you. So, I decided to put that to the test. I love you. Please....."

I didn't bother to wait to hear the last sentence before I collapsed.

I woke up to laughter and claps.

Jareth sat beside me, holding my hand.

"So... will you marry me?"

he whispered.

With no strength left to scream or faint again, I nodded.

"Yes."

I will forever love him.

But first...

I need to kill him.

The End.

Spicezz Writes

Dear bestfriend,

Even if my phone's memory is low, I will delete my own pictures but your ugly photo will still be safe with me

A lot of you may not know the difference between an SME and a startup.. and which of them gets more funding. I wouldn't leave you in ignorance, so permit me to explain.

As an entrepreneur, understanding your business's stage is crucial for making informed decisions. Startups are newly formed businesses characterized by innovative approaches, rapid growth, and scalability.

They operate in uncertainty, experimenting with different models, products, and services. Startups often rely on external funding from investors, crowdfunding, or bootstrapping.

On the other hand, SMEs (Small to Medium-sized Enterprises) are established businesses with a steady revenue stream, focusing on refining operations, expanding offerings, and building customer loyalty. They have larger, more structured teams and may access traditional funding sources like bank loans.

Understanding the difference is essential for entrepreneurs, as it informs funding decisions, hiring processes, and growth goals. By recognizing whether you're running a startup or an SME, you can make more informed decisions and avoid costly mistakes.

So, which one secures more funding? Startups typically secure more funding, especially in the early stages, due to their innovative ideas, scalability, and potential for rapid growth.

Investors are often attracted to startups with disruptive technologies or unique value propositions, leading to higher funding opportunities.

#StartupVsSME #Entrepreneurship #BusinessTips #GrowthMindset #samuelnissiuche #fundingopportunities #FundingForStartups

GIVE ME AWARD. PLEASE DON'T LIE OO.
1.gentle
2.beautiful
3.quick replier
4.always online
5.funny
6.hot
7.best friend
8.cute
9.trouble maker
10.shy
11.kind hearted
12.good singer
13.foodie
14.sturbborn
15.shakara
16.rugged
17.dancing
18.adorable
19.always has something to say
20.Respectful
21.kind
22.good in snapping
23.love posting
24.always snubbing
25.a good or fast runner
26.nice
27.knows how to play
28.always smilling
29.talkative
30.always making noise in the class
31.one of the best student
32.joy giver
33.always playing
34.always reading
35.love listening to music especially kpop
36.picture addict
37.smilling keeper

GOV ENO CELEBRATES HUMILITY GLORY MISSION, FOUNDER, ON 35 YEARS OF IMPACTFUL MISSION

Akwa Ibom State Governor, Pastor Umo Eno, has felicitated with The Humility Glory Mission, and its President and Founder, Rev Dr. Sylvia Imoh, on the successful hosting of the church's 34th annual Convention and 35 years of impactful gospel mission.

The Governor extended his felicitation at the closing service of the Convention which had as theme: "I am Unstoppable," held at Blazing Glory Prayer Camp Ground, Nsit Ibom Local Government Area.

He expressed gratitude to God for the lives which God has used the mission to transform in the 35 years of its existence.

Earlier in her message on the topic "The Hand of God," Rev Imoh said everyone blessed with talents and has value will face some opposition, but added that opposition in life is not entirely bad, as God will use same to prepare those who face it for higher glory.

She noted that most people failed because they look on the faces of men, instead of looking on Jesus, "The author and finisher of our faith," as the ultimate in finding solutions to their challenges, and success in their life endeavours.

The service which also had in attendance the Speaker of the State House of Assembly, Elder Udeme Otong, State Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Elder Aniekan Akpan, Secretary to the State Government, Prince Enobong Uwah, Head of Civil Service, Elder Effiong Essien, Executive Assistant/Chief Delivery Advisor, Mr. Aniefiok Johnson, House of Assembly, and others, featured praises, worship, Bible competition and choir ministrations.

Media Unit
Govt. House, Uyo
30/3/25

OUR INSPIRATIONAL WRITE UP

TOPIC: SETTING GOALS:

Can you imagine, According to history, Sir Edmund Hilary being asked how he conquered Mount Everest and answering, "Well, my wife and I just went for a walk one afternoon, and before we knew it we were at the top of the mountain"?
You know better!.

First, he studied the mountain.
Then he developed he developed a plan to climb it. Then he recruited expert guides. Then he established a daily schedule.
Then he made sure he had adequate supplies.
Then he developed a budget.
And most importantly, he understood that it would take perseverance to reach the top.

Friend, in the pursuit of your goals make sure you apply perseverance because with it , you will reach the top.

THINK ABOUT IT!!

TO BE CONTINUE!!
#nwadiutoogechianna #Ogebaby #inspirational

Please dear pick my call nah please I just hear Ur voice before I sleep please