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My sister and I said, Dad, are you doing to do anything about that? And he mentioned treatments other people sent him that he'd been working on. So we thought it would be kind of cool to give these guys a real script.

JOKES 🤣 JOKES 🤣 JOKES 🤩 1. U SEE THOSE PEOPLE'S SKÍPPING MY POST EHM DON'T WØRRY UR HÈLL F!RE 🔥🔥 IS DIFFERENT😂😂😂 2. Have you noticed that ladies who watch football Match are more reasonable than Zèe world lovers? Jakpa 😹🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ 3. I don't like nèighbors who don't góssip how will I be updated I come in peace 🤣🤣🤣 4. Does ur parents know that u re çryíng over a guy that is not ehligible to borrøw airtime from Airtel??🤔🤔😂🚶🚶 5. Those of you in a relatioñship what do you discuss everyday 🤔 🤔😂😂 6. Stop dāting people who are not interested in your personal development. Life is beyond s3x and ice cream 🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣 7. Every Chëâting story is about the MEN but once you mention DNA test, Nah women dey fàínt How do we settle this ? 🤣🤣 8. Some ladies will stop in d middle of hōt rom@nce😋😋 "just to ask do you truly love me" aunty how can he hātē u at dat point 🤷🤷😂😂 9. Today is my Landlord's Birthday,😊 should i pôur Him Water? 🙄🙄 I Know I've made you laugh 😊 10. My Dad cracked a joke we both laugh.... I mistakenly tell am say 👉 you no well I swear 🙄🙄 right now am looking for a place to stay😭😭😂🤣🤣 11. Did your parents know that you are breast feeding a Baby with 32 teeth🏃🏃🏃🤣😂🤣😂 12. I was passing and I over hear a voice of my neighbor saying 👉 Baby keep on touching it e go soon stand🙄🙄 what's the meaning 🤔🤔🤷🤷 13. This life eeeeeh Sugar Daddy dey watch ball and his side chick for Bar still dey shout say Referee dey cheat his club..... Weldon Saint Peter 🤣🤣🤣 14. Deep down in your Sugar Daddy mind, he is praying not to have a Daughter like you..... No vex Aunty 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼#vickkyboss1 PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST 🙏👉Vickkyboss ComedianVickkyboss Comedian

Dear President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu I commend you for your efforts to reduce unemployment by 20% in 2029. However, I'd like to offer a contrasting perspective on tackling unemployment. Rather than focusing on building different ministries to employ youth, I believe the key lies in reforming our educational system. We need to produce job creators, not just job seekers. By redesigning our curriculum to include thriving fields like 1. Advanced Manufacturing Technology 2. Renewable Energy and Sustainability 3. Agricultural Mechanization and Processing 4. Construction Technology and Project Management 5. Telecommunications and Network Engineering 6. Food Processing and Packaging Technology 7. Cosmetology and Beauty Therapy 8. Fashion Design and Textile Technology 9. Computer-Aided Design (CAD) and 3D Printing 10. Environmental Management and Pollution Control 11. Oil and Gas Technology 12. Marine Engineering and Navigation 13. Electrical and Electronics Engineering 14. Plumbing and Pipefitting Technology 15. Welding and Fabrication Technology 16. Entrepreneurship and Business Development So many we can empower graduates to become self-employed. Additionally, our educational system lacks adequate equipment for research and development, hindering innovation and technological advancements. The government should revisit our syllabus, provide necessary materials, and support students pursuing the above fields mentioned earlier. Instead of disbursing loans to unknown individuals, the government should invest in our future job creators. Providing relief materials like laptops and devices can enhance their learning and equip them for success. Comrade Jibril Adamu . Education reform advocate || Director of inter-campus and intervention National Association of Polytechnic Students North Central || #polytechnicstudents #intercampusaffairs

OYA LET LAUGH 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣 1. Some men Born with stingy o Joy: John am pregnant, give me the money for the abortion 😪 John: how much is the money? Joy: is just 60k my baby John: what!! 60 wetin? Abeg born the baby i go kill am by myself 🤣🤣 . 2. How can i pay ashawo 120k just to spend a night with her and u expect me not to take away her pant an bra to my house for remembrance??😭 Is like ur sense is paining u🙄🙄 . 3. I bought power bank of 20k at 3k.. an i was very happy bcuz it cheap until my phone started charging the power bank 😭 Aboki, u must return my money . 4. In my interview yesterday, boom! My ex was the interviewer. Can u imagine that Satan begotten daughter ask me to mention 7 Indian biscuits that don't have suger inside🙆 . 5. Some girls don't fixed nails for fashion, they fixed it to scratch yansh.. Cynthia i lie?🤣🤣🤣 . 6. Aunty, if u are ugly, u are ugly... Which one is "If i baff, dress up and do makeup finish u will not know me again?? Truely we will not know u again bcus u will turn to something else 🤣🤣🤣🤣 . 7. Devil will tell u, go to kitchen and steal meat from pot ur mom is sleeping.. but na that same devil will wake ur mom up an tell her, go to kitchen ur son is stealing meat" Devil why nah, abi u dey mad??😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 . 8. Some girls will be making new hair every weeks, but will wear one bra for 6months.. sister, it's not bra again, it's called "ABRACADABRA"🤣🤣🤣 . 9. Bro, if u are broke leave someone daughter alone an enjoy your single life🤣 Girls how far? . 10. 40 yrs no money no wife no kids, but u still dey shout "Na them dey rush us" uncle, true true, na ur village people dey rush

OYA LET LAUGH 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣 1. Some men Born with stingy o Joy: John am pregnant, give me the money for the abortion 😪 John: how much is the money? Joy: is just 60k my baby John: what!! 60 wetin? Abeg born the baby i go kill am by myself 🤣🤣 . 2. How can i pay ashawo 120k just to spend a night with her and u expect me not to take away her pant an bra to my house for remembrance??😭 Is like ur sense is paining u🙄🙄 . 3. I bought power bank of 20k at 3k.. an i was very happy bcuz it cheap until my phone started charging the power bank 😭 Aboki, u must return my money . 4. In my interview yesterday, boom! My ex was the interviewer. Can u imagine that Satan begotten daughter ask me to mention 7 Indian biscuits that don't have suger inside🙆 . 5. Some girls don't fixed nails for fashion, they fixed it to scratch yansh.. Cynthia i lie?🤣🤣🤣 . 6. Aunty, if u are ugly, u are ugly... Which one is "If i baff, dress up and do makeup finish u will not know me again?? Truely we will not know u again bcus u will turn to something else 🤣🤣🤣🤣 . 7. Devil will tell u, go to kitchen and steal meat from pot ur mom is sleeping.. but na that same devil will wake ur mom up an tell her, go to kitchen ur son is stealing meat" Devil why nah, abi u dey mad??😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 . 8. Some girls will be making new hair every weeks, but will wear one bra for 6months.. sister, it's not bra again, it's called "ABRACADABRA"🤣🤣🤣 . 9. Bro, if u are broke leave someone daughter alone an enjoy your single life🤣 Girls how far? . 10. 40 yrs no money no wife no kids, but u still dey shout "Na them dey rush us" uncle, true true, na ur village people dey rush u🤣🤣 . 11. As i was cracking dis jokes, i heard thunder laughing "Haha🤣 and said Meggie u are so funny, for dat i will fire anybody dat read this jokes finish without liking , sharing and commenting"🙄 I beg him not to do so, he said if i beg him again he will fire me too... My mouth pim🤐🤐 That one nah ur own business 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Follow me

LAUGH ABEG YOU DESERVE IT 1. Fowl 🦆wey my friend wan use give native doctor🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nkechi don use am cook fried rice😭😭😭 I go gist ona later, there is fire on the mountain now 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 2.If gøvernment see crūde oil for your house na them get am 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂☀️☀️☀️ But if they see igbo for your backyard na you get am😭😭😭 3. Nigeria education no balance at all 😂😂😂😂 secøndary school teachers they'll teach when you get to the university....😃😄😃😃😄 University Lecturers be like you must have come across this in your secondary school😍🤩🤔 4.lawyer defend you for fraud case finish😆 you still get mind run fake alert for am 🤣🤣 shaaaiiii uncle... Why😂😂😂 5. Favour no be say your boyfriend stingy oo😆😆 nah the girlfriends too plenty, before e reach your turn salary don finish😭😭😂😂 6.babalalo wey suppose stop rain for wedding, say na rain hold am for where he go buy material😂😂😂😂😂😭😭 7.when somebody dies Americans be like oh he's deâd😂😃 Nigerians be like, yesterday when i see am e dey lick orange and palm oil" I no know say na goodbye him dey talk O😭 8. Ñø be everything be village people work "How you go for job interview🧑‍🔧 begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager" 😂 Uncle Why🙄.....🤣🤣 9. You fit defeat me for maths and science😄😃 But in English you is going home🤣🤣 10. Nigeria education system no balance well o😅😅😅 poor man pikin na olodo rich man pikin na slow learner🤣🤣😂 11.The reason why men cheat is because the population of women is more than Men🤣😅 No woman must be Left behind including you, yes you reading this...💚😂😂 I don't want to be start mentioning names oo🥱🥱 12.person die you post death took the wrong person😭 nah you be the right person.. .. 🤗🤗🤗 13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍ And also follow 🙏👉 for hilarious jokes 🤣

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CHOOSE PEOPLE WHO: 1. are good for your mental health 2. take time to understand you 3. celebrate your accomplishments with you 4. let you be yourself 5. mention your name in a room full of opportunites 6. help you grow and cheer you up

CHOOSE PEOPLE WHO: 1. are good for your mental health 2. take time to understand you 3. celebrate your accomplishments with you 4. let you be yourself 5. mention your name in a room full of opportunites 6. help you grow and cheer you up