COOLEST JOKES FOR THE DAY

1) Imagine if PTA meeting do exist in University...
Parents: How is my son coping in classes?
Lecturer: i have never seen this young man in my life.

2) i don't blame anyone who left me. I mean look at mei even want to leave me

3) Heart attack is when you call your babe, then you hear the voice of a naked man

4) You guys don't know this... this life is like a spoon... i don't even know what i'm saying, i just feel like a motivational speaker

5) I may not know you, but i know your phone number start with '0'
E shock u?

6) Alert!! Alert!! Scammers are everywhere but bring 20k let me teach you how to avoid them

7) Fact
Do you know that when you close your eyes, you cannot see?

8) Rich people phone are always in silence or on vibration...
Na only poor men they set ringing tone

9) Bros abeg.... Reason with her, if she no fine today, she go makeup tomorrow

10) African mothers... After one hot slap and Attempt murder they will still be like, "i will not touch you till your father come, Abeg the slap is for what

11) You.. Yes you.. You are planning on skipping without reacting after you have laughed out your sorrows

Have a Nice day guys

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

Just Live Laugh Love

Laugh when you can, apologies when you should and let go what you cannot change

Restaurant experience
I was eating white ricewith stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm. A man entered the restaurant with a brief case. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened theand gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness.
I was still watching when another man enteredand came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he neededto establish his business.
To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying seriously,and went to the man. Immediately I knelt , I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!.
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.and said, "Chai Madam, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo".🙆🏾🙆🏾
Shame wan kill me. Chai!!!
Economy recession no go kill person........
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Too much of laught is a sign of madness abi?

People vanish, people? die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye

Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

— Carl Sagan

Mind splinters. Sanity flees, laughing.
Darkness dates me, regularly.
Thoughts cannibalize my soul.
Self-loathing's my therapist.
I'm a joke, even to myself.

Brain's a war zone. I'm the casualty.
Manic highs, crushing lows, rinse, repeat.
Thoughts are razor-wire hugs.
I'm my own worst enemy... and friend.
Life's a sick joke, and I'm the punchline.

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The Talking Goat

In a small village, there lived a man named Baba Musa, who prided himself on being the smartest person in town. He always had an answer for everything, and no one could outsmart him—at least, that’s what he thought.

One day, a farmer named Alhaji brought a goat to the village market. But this was no ordinary goat. This goat had a mischievous streak and could mimic human speech perfectly. Alhaji decided to sell it because it wouldn’t stop talking during the night, keeping his whole family awake.

When Baba Musa saw the goat, he smirked. "A talking goat? What nonsense! Animals don't talk!"

The farmer grinned. "This one does. Want to try?"

Baba Musa scoffed. "Fine! How much is the goat?"

"10,000 naira," the farmer said.

Baba Musa laughed. "10,000 for a goat? I'll give you 5,000."

The goat suddenly turned its head and said, "Really, Baba Musa? You can spend 20,000 on those ugly shoes, but I’m only worth 5,000?"

The crowd burst into laughter. Baba Musa's jaw dropped. "It talks?! This is witchcraft!"

The goat tilted its head. "Witchcraft? No, it's called talent, old man. Unlike you, I actually entertain people!"

Now the entire market was in hysterics. Baba Musa, feeling embarrassed, handed over 10,000 naira and took the goat home.

That night, as Baba Musa sat with his new goat, he whispered, “If you can really talk, let’s make money together. I’ll take you to cities, and we’ll perform!”

The goat sighed. "I don't work weekends. And if you don’t give me three square meals a day, I’ll tell everyone about the time you fell into the village pond trying to catch a fish."

Baba Musa froze. “How do you know about that?”

The goat winked. "Let’s just say… I’ve got my sources."

From that day forward, Baba Musa became the goat’s assistant—and the goat? It became a legend.