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This post is strictly for men, if you are a Lady please kindly excuse us, we are having a meeting.
Shey you kopi !!!
My fellow men, today I will be taking you on a step by step tutorial in how to make sure your woman never asks you to Cook for her in this life.
Shey you kopi....
By the way if you are a married man or in a long-term relationship and you have already been cooking, just forget, this format will not work for you.
Now, first of all, invite your lady over for a sleep over, and make sure you order for food....
Biko it is important she knows you ordered the food oooo.
After you guys have eaten, if you like you two can watch movies, or talk or if you are children of the devil, which i know many of you are, you people can fornicate.
Shey you kopi...
But that is not the point.
The important thing is that early the next morning, you wake her up and tell her you want to do breakfast in bed for her
Ask her what she would prefer to eat and trust that gender na, they will look for rice and chicken.
#jokermedia
Now rush inside the kitchen and put the rice in fire, the formula for the cooking is 10:10:10.
Meaning!!!!!!
Ten cups of salt,
Ten cups of pepper
And Ten cups of seasoning. ✌
Now, wait for the food to be done and package it over to her bed.
Once she tastes the food she will start spitting everywhere.
But you will tell her not to do like that, that she should at least eat three spoons, at least to appreciate your effort, infact, if you want to add Jara, collect the spoon and be feeding her.
In the end, the whole concoction will purge the Werey.....
And once she recovers from that your food, I can assure you that if she ever sees you inside kitchen again, she will pursue you with koboko.
Shey you kopi....
You can thank me later...
Your sincere advisor
Special announcement.... Stay in your country you talk say na na na na 9ja de hungry you isorite
😃😃😂
This post is strictly for men, if you are a Lady please kindly excuse us, we are having a meeting.
Shey you kopi !!!
My fellow men, today I will be taking you on a step by step tutorial in how to make sure your woman never asks you to Cook for her in this life.
Shey you kopi....
By the way if you are a married man or in a long-term relationship and you have already been cooking, just forget, this format will not work for you.👇👇👇
Now, first of all, invite your lady over for a sleep over, and make sure you order for food....
Biko it is important she knows you ordered the food oooo.😋🙌
After you guys have eaten, if you like you two can watch movies, or talk or if you are children of the devil, which i know many of you are, you people can fornicate.
Shey you kopi...
But that is not the point.👇👇👇😁
The important thing is that early the next morning, you wake her up and tell her you want to do breakfast in bed for her😘😘😘😌
Ask her what she would prefer to eat and trust that gender na, they will look for rice and chicken🙈.
#jokermedia
Now rush inside the kitchen and put the rice in fire, the formula for the cooking is 10:10:10.
Meaning!!!!!!
Ten cups of salt,
Ten cups of pepper
And Ten cups of seasoning. 😁✌
Now, wait for the food to be done and package it over to her bed.
Once she tastes the food she will start spitting everywhere.
But you will tell her not to do like that, that she should at least eat three spoons, at least to appreciate your effort, infact, if you want to add Jara, collect the spoon and be feeding her.
In the end, the whole concoction will purge the Werey.....
And once she recovers from that your food, I can assure you that if she ever sees you inside kitchen again, she will pursue you with koboko.
Shey you kopi....
You can thank me later...
Your sincere advisor
Special announcement.... Stay in your country you talk say na na na na 9ja de hungry you isorite 🤣🤣🤣