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🤣🤣🤣💁🏽‍♂️ 1. Roses are red♥️😁 Violets are blue🙃🤷🏽‍♂️ Ji masun my brother😌😗 Shes cheating on you😑💁🏽‍♂️ 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 2. If Sex is a SIN Then Hug is COS And kiss is TAN I don't mean to brag but I know my maths 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 3. I toast you, you no gree Now you come dey ask me for 2k 🙄🙄 Person wen dey no give ADMISSION dey pay ACCEPTANCE FEES?🙄🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 4. Nor rush for dis life people sabi post RIP pass congratulations If anybody hurry you block am 😎😎 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 5.. In My Shoes A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher. "Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again. JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher. "I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech. AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of speech. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 6. She: you really made my day Me: I can even make your hole weak 🤓😎 ☺️😂😂😂

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😲🤣🤣 1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up* mad... madder... maddest...😎🤣🤣 . 2.. join Jenny's Triplets (content monetisation policy) and thank me later 👷🏽‍♂️🫲🏽🫲🏽🤷🏽‍♂️ 3 take a deep breath 😊😊 . 4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me* 😋🤣🤣 . 5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.* Thank you for showing interest.😎🤣🤣 . 6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*😋😎😎😎 . 7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*👍😂😂 . 8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.* *Wonders shall never end*🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 . 9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*😡🤷🏿‍♂️ . 10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*😂😂 . 11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...😋😎😎 .. 12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro * *You are through to the semi finals* _*Start preparing for the finals *_😋😂😂 . 13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.😴😴😡 . 14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.* I regretted loosing my TV screen.🥹🥹🥹 . 15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*😂🤷🏿‍♂️ . 16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂 . 17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....* *That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 . 18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂 . 19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤣 . 20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.🙊😂😂 21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.🫣😊😊 . 22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.😎😋 . 23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*🫣😎😎 24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to pray🤷🏿‍♂️🤣🤣 . 25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *🫣🤣🤣 . 26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*.. *Na there I dey rush go now.*🤣🤣 . 27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤣.. . 28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.* *Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain now😡😡🥹 . 29 I just killed the mosquito that Bite me last month nonsense He thinks that I wouldn't recognize him😪🙊🤣🤣 Thanks for reading please I need your help share this post to make others laugh too no one will come across this post without laughing unless the person can't read 🙊🤣🤣 . Wait before you go recommend my page so it be visible to people please also invite friends to like my page 🥺🫡🙏🏼🙏🏼

"Soo many people call me uneducated daily and now it's the same person feeding and taking care of you" - Peller made Jarvis shade te'ars 😳💔😳 Nigerian most handsome content creator Peller feeds Jarvis with Conscience talk in the hospital while taking care of her. Jarvis burst down in te'ars and I almost Cr! ed In his words 👇🏾 "Now you are s!CK, I’m the one taking care of you; soon, when you get well, people will start saying what are you still doing with me saying that I’m uneducated… 😔💔 But I don’t mind; I have accepted my fate that I didn’t go to school. All I want right now is for you to get better"

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Life is just like road everyone has plans everyone has dreams we keep on heading Fighting everyday too meet up and be successful and reach that point but it all about the hard work you put in it you too you never give up