😂😂😂 BEST JOKES EVER 😂😂😂 1. Nigerian movie self, how can we be seeing ghost, but the people in the film are not seeing it... But wait .oo...are we dead too😲🙄 🫣🤣🤣 2. My neighbour was singing "You are grace, you are grace, everything reading about you disgrace" I corrected her, then she said to me, "A wise is a word for the...no...enough is a word..." That was when I fainted 10x😁😁😁 . 3. Slim girls with big head be looking like standing fan.🙄😅😅 🤣🤣 . 4. The only reason why I don't feel like getting married now is that everyone will now know that I've started having SEX including my MOM and its making me to feel Shy😎😎😁 🫣 5. Guys with big eyes will cheat on you and still have the nerves to say " Baby please I am sorry, I was blind"🤭🤣🤣🤣 . 6. Palz! If I pour curry on a door, can I call it Corridor?? Wisdom will not kill me😎😂😂 7. Umbrella is for slim girls. The fat ones should be using canopy Dnt just argue with me jooor!🚷😅😅😅 8. Nigerian parents can never apologize, they will just come back and act nice. They be like "Emmajesus! Come and check this clothe maybe it will size you"🥰😃😂 9. Some girls will brag that they can cook... Until you tell them to cook beans, the pot will look like where beans are having a pool party😃😃😃😃 #georgeocomedy 10. She paid you a visit and drank 6 bottles of beer & 1 full bottle of dry gin without getting drunk.... My brother, offer her kolanut & 4 white fowls coz you are dating your Ancestors☺️😂😂 . 11. People can be so wicked ehhh...!!! How can you say short people can hear ancestors gossiping underground..😎😂😂 12. Short girls are cute until it time to say Goodnight...😅😅😅 Then she hugs your leg 13. It's only in Nigeria you will hear someone boast of their level of insanity... You will hear something lyk "I dey mad oo ask people"🫣🤣 . 14. So somebody cannot leave a church groupchat again? Try leaving and a sister will just inbox you like "Bro Emma nwa jesus, why've you left the Lord"??😭😂😂😂 . 15. Dating an Edo girl is just like dating the Chief Priest of a village shrine... You will have to appease the gods if you want to quit. Lemmi run before they break my head with bread😂😂😂😎 . 16. You have 10 shirts, 8 is adieu mama. So if somebody did not die, you won't buy shirt abi "Snake swallow you there"☺️😂😂 . 17. You did blood money and you are still stingy. Blood that is not even your own Where's that Fried Thunder??🤧😂😂 . 18. I just read the story of a man who sold his kidney to sponsor his daughter's education, at the end the girl committed suicide because of her boyfriend. May the land of the dead reject her spirit.🥺🥺 . 19. Don't rush into a new relationship after breakup... Wait for at least 10-15minutes🤭🤣🤣🤣 My name is Georgeo and I love putting smile on people's face Follow me for more interesting jokes of mine.

🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄😄 1.. I am always afraid of people called Natasha. Because Natasha when written backwards means "Ah Satan"😂🤣 2.. And when the devil can't reach you, he sends a woman with a nose ring or waist beads😂😂 3.. Small quarrel? You want to break up In which relationship? The one I suffered to toast u. You lie🙄🙄 4.. Do you remember that your aunty who said you are too young to marry!!! She is now asking When are they coming?? 🤔🙆😂😂 5.. Imagine dating a guy who counts money inside the pocket🤣 What A Wow!!!💔😂🤣🤣 6.. 4356827657688 If u lyk u load it,😜 dats the population of rat in Nigeria 😂😂 7.. If you take ur girlfriend phone, And she did not react, My brother ruch and marry her they are only 5 in Africa.🙄🙄😂🤣🤣 #georgeocomedy 8.. Keeping your ex photos is like supporting munchester United every day😂🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃 Forgive me I still keep my 😁😁😁 9.. An igbo Man will av an accident,Wake up in hospital,see all his family members and shouted! D's 0ne all of Una dey here, Who Dey For Shop!🤣😂😂 10.. Once a girl starts posting her pix And writing "Rate Me Mhiz Natural Beauty" Brother just know that her makeups don finish 😂🤣🤣🏃 11.. If he cheats on u, just take him to the market, give him ur bag to hold, then shout thief ooo!!! people go help u beat am.😲🤣😂 12.. Some guys will never take a lady out on a date, all they know is visit me, visit me., As if they are admitted in a hospital🤣😂😂 13.. Welcome to Facebook where you'll become a child of Satan for skipping a post 😒🤖 14... Always be Thankful To your Mum,, What If she's not in the mood that Night ...🙎‍♀️ Na so your own for just go 🙂😄 16.. Nigerian sha You wil ask🗣️ someone how are you😉 the person will reply I Bless God😨 na you go bless God🤥 abi na God go bless you 😏🙍🏾‍♀️🙎🏾‍♂️ 17.. Never chase it, it will come to u, na so I miss malt for wedding today😭😭

😪 LAUGH 😁 1. Me as a Lawyer😒: “I know my cliënt is guïlty of stealïng the göat but my lord you need to taste the peppër soüp 🥲🤭😂😂😂😂 2. Me: It’s over Favour: I thought you said I was the girl of your dreams 🥹 Me👱🏼‍♂️: Yeah‚ but I wokë üp 😒🥲🤭😂😂😂 3. I thought I’ve seen it all not until‚ one of my friends on Façebook‚ a stammerër texted me... He was likë “H....h....hw....f...f...f...a...a...r...r...n...na!”😳 I was shoçked ehn 😲 Jeez! So hand also dey stammër 🙆‍♀️🥲🤭😂😂😂 4. Being shört is nice until you snap full photo with your front camera 🥲 Ewoh! They are coming for me 🏃‍♀️🙆‍♀️😂😂😂 #georgeocomedy 5. That moment when your father calls you “OLODO” and you whispered “YOU NKO” and your younger sibling heard it..... Bros‚ no need‚ just pack to the nearëst orphanage home in your area 🏃‍♀️🙆‍♀️😂😂😂😂 6. My friend Joshua opened a büsiness for his girlfriend Nkechi 🥲 Customer come märry her 😳😂😂😂 7. You’re living in a house with giänts dogs 🐕 and you’re complaining that I don’t visït you 😒🤷‍♀️ Am sorry dear‚ it’s just that I don’t want to meët God unexpectëdly 🚶‍♀️🙄🥲😂😂😂 8. It’s only in Nïgeria movies that they will open the çoffin only for you to see that the corpsë is sweatïng 😳😳🙆‍♀️😂😂😂 9. Emeka, You are inside the Polïce van and you are waving at me 😒 Which day that kind friëndship stärt 🙄😂😂 10. JOY is when you see your mum among the food committeë in an occasion 😳🥲 Na Everjoy be that 😂😂😂 You're really missing alot if you're not yet to follow me for more interesting jokes Georgeo De Comedian God bless you abundantly as you do so.

🏆 MORNING JOKES 😇 1. Females have magical powers! 🤗 They get wët without water... They bleëd without injüry...🥲 They make boneless meat härd...🥹 They make men eat without cooking... They produce milk without eating grass... But I know one day, knowledge will not kïll me... 🥺🥹🥲 I’m slowly becoming a philosopher 🤭😂😂😂 2. Just when I thought I have seen it all, voom... this släy queen just came out of nowhere asking one phone repairer “Uncle do you flash power bank, I want to flash my own” 🥲 And the young man replied: “Yes I can even flash transformer too... 😳🙆😂😂😂 3. It’s only a Nigerian mother that will wake you up at 2am in the morning to beät you for an offençe you committed 2pm yesterday, my dear that is what we call CARRYOVER BEATING !!! 🤭😂😂😂 4. She says “Mën are dogs” then she gets pregnänt, gives birth to a boy & she is posting pics “My little angel”😒 No, Favour! That’s a puppy??? 🙄😂😂😂 5. Welcome to Nigerïa where Paracetamol cures all sicknëss 🥲😂😂 6. “I’m Homy”🥹🥹❤‍🩹 #georgeocomedy Read again, have you seen the reason why you couldn’t do WAEC alone on your own without help 😒🙄🤭😂😂 7. When your child starts explaining with “I was just on my own...” forget it, He’s the guïlty one, kids are never on their own 🤭😂😂😂 8. I will be naming my daughter “Pregnänt” so when a guy meets her: Guy: Hi, am “David” Her: Hi, am “Pregnänt” * Case Closed * 🤭😇😂😂😂 9. Abraham lëft trenches at the age of 75, there’s still hope for you🥹... I just say make I motivate you small oo 🥲🤭 Happy Sunday oo 😂😂😂 10. Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!🙏🙏😔😢