Too funny how the Champions league returns today yet most football fans will be watching Manchester United VS Barnsley. When you’re big, you’re big

The last 5 years for Messi fans have been beyond imaginable. From winning 3 more Ballon d'Ors, to winning the Copa América twice, to winning the World Cup, to winning Inter Miami their first trophy in history. Honestly the most perfect career in football history.

When making friends, seek out those with whom you share common interests. Instead, look for those with whom you share common commitments. For example, if you share common interests with someone over a football club, that tie is not strong enough for a friendship. But you can be acquaintances and even comrades. But when you share a common commitment to a cause, like patriotism for your country or vision for your future, that bond is tight enough for friendships. A person who is committed to you is better than one who is only interested in you.

Can’t lie the difference in quality of football between Barcelona and Real Madrid right now is MASSIVE

Funny jokes 1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄 My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂 2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂 3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄 Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰 Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄 Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒 Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂 4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄 I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂 5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒 Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂 6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂 7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15O.🥲 Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂 8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂 9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄: “Ekwueme, Ekwueme Ekwueme, Ekwueme We are the living God oo Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂 10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will

Club football returns.. Which club are they knacking this weekend 🤔

Pochettino that couldn't win any major trophy with Chelsea before he left believes that he can win the World Cup title? World Cup, the most competitive tournament in football? This is laughab!e, but good luck to him anyways.

Wow 9ice finally replies "I have watched Gen Z disrespect me online several times by comparing me to some random artistes which were not in my league in my prime. In my time, when the industry was still trying to carve a niche in the world space with a unique style of sound which we now all refer to as Afrobeats, there was lots of CONFUSION and COMPETITION. Confusion in the sense that, there was a massive rush to break in with every unique artistry and originality. I mean, the cool cats from Ajegunle like Daddy Showkey, African China, Marvelous Benji and a host of many others with the "Suo" thing. The three kings which I personally refer to as Wazobia; 2face Idibia from the North, P-Square from the East and D'banj from the West, The Yankee boiz like Ikechukwu and Naeto C who came in with the United States mulla to show us the local boiz how to do it in a premium way hehehe. These young cats have no idea what it means to drag a market space with the Wazobia Kings in an era of no social media exposure where hitting a platinum was through hard copy and Gongo Aso was like a pure water all over the streets of Lagos and Nigeria. And the competition in the sense that, in my time there were three household labels who provided the huge platform for independent local artists like me, I am talking of Kennis Music, Mo'Hits records and Storms records, much respect to Keke and D1... Legends! Now imagine a local boy like me from the streets of Bariga, not affiliated to any of the then major record labels, with cooked beats from I.D Cabasa in a local studio(as we weren't financially loaded then to buy the best studio equipment) disturbing your airwaves in the year 2008. I made you happy and brought you so much Joy that I grabbed the artist of the year awards from Headies, Best album of the year, Best street pop of the year and Best love song of the year with Wedding Day in Gongo Aso album all in a Night with Headies. See, music is like the game of football, you can be the baba on the pitch but we know who runs the game on award nights. I watched myself being compared to some young cats with no originality, who haven't bagged any award in their choice of niche. I left music for politics and that created a huge space. I have not brought home the Grammy as promised but I have trekked for you to run and I am happy for where the foundation we laid is currently at right now. Like I said in my song Photocopy, there will never be another me because I am 9ice. Show some respect ❤️" -9ice 2024 #everyonefollowingrichmindsrichminds #everyonehighlightsfollowers #highlightseveryone #everyoneactivefollowers #everyonehighlights #fypシ゚

JOKES 🤣 JOKES 🤣 JOKES 🤩 1. U SEE THOSE PEOPLE'S SKÍPPING MY POST EHM DON'T WØRRY UR HÈLL F!RE 🔥🔥 IS DIFFERENT😂😂😂 2. Have you noticed that ladies who watch football Match are more reasonable than Zèe world lovers? Jakpa 😹🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ 3. I don't like nèighbors who don't góssip how will I be updated I come in peace 🤣🤣🤣 4. Does ur parents know that u re çryíng over a guy that is not ehligible to borrøw airtime from Airtel??🤔🤔😂🚶🚶 5. Those of you in a relatioñship what do you discuss everyday 🤔 🤔😂😂 6. Stop dāting people who are not interested in your personal development. Life is beyond s3x and ice cream 🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣 7. Every Chëâting story is about the MEN but once you mention DNA test, Nah women dey fàínt How do we settle this ? 🤣🤣 8. Some ladies will stop in d middle of hōt rom@nce😋😋 "just to ask do you truly love me" aunty how can he hātē u at dat point 🤷🤷😂😂 9. Today is my Landlord's Birthday,😊 should i pôur Him Water? 🙄🙄 I Know I've made you laugh 😊 10. My Dad cracked a joke we both laugh.... I mistakenly tell am say 👉 you no well I swear 🙄🙄 right now am looking for a place to stay😭😭😂🤣🤣 11. Did your parents know that you are breast feeding a Baby with 32 teeth🏃🏃🏃🤣😂🤣😂 12. I was passing and I over hear a voice of my neighbor saying 👉 Baby keep on touching it e go soon stand🙄🙄 what's the meaning 🤔🤔🤷🤷 13. This life eeeeeh Sugar Daddy dey watch ball and his side chick for Bar still dey shout say Referee dey cheat his club..... Weldon Saint Peter 🤣🤣🤣 14. Deep down in your Sugar Daddy mind, he is praying not to have a Daughter like you..... No vex Aunty 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼#vickkyboss1 PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST 🙏👉Vickkyboss ComedianVickkyboss Comedian

😂😂Laugh with #Boohempire 😂😂 1. The Day My Crūsh Finally Decided to Visit Me Was the Same Day all the Rat in My Room Decide to Play Their Football Match 0n My Ceiling😭 2. MOM: Why is your result so bâd? ME: Bâd things happens to good people Or what do you think?😁😁 3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already açtíng like queen of England. 😂 Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you sometimes I just like keeping new contacts 😂 4. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the h£ll are you going? AKPOS: I don't have môney 💵 for attention sir. 5. My drūnk friend came to my house this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreād lôcks.... fada lord.......😂 6. I used to see Ladies wearing toe ríngs thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engåged to shôrt guys who couldn't reach their fíngers 👋✋ 7. I heard one boy try to talk in proverbs today... Can you imagine what he said? "A food at forty is a food pelu Eba " I have been fâíntíng since morning 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 8. he cōmmented on my post! SHe replied 2 his cômment! he replied again! They were about 2fâll in luv with my post, so I delêtēd it😏 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 9. Bus drivers should stop moving the bus before everyone sits, 1 girl just grābbed my diçk for support, wïçkéd people everywhere 😭 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖 10. So because you are coōking Rice and chicken i cannot knøck to tell you am the one that remøved your cloth from rain.😎 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 11. I used to think agriculture was easy... until they asked me the five types of water☹ Me sha given them drinking water, purewater bottle water, Cōld water, and Māmi water Lobātan🙅🙅 12.Cutie🥰😍 why do you always ignøre me it unfaír oo 🥺😭abi i no dey try , why don't you wanna âdd me😩. I pray🙏🏻 that GOD touches your héart to følløw me 🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary