A family was having a breakfast and the daughter started talking Daughter :dad Wen I was coming back from school I saw mummy with a man Mum:close ur mouth ur eating Dad:talk Wat happened Daughter :there was going inside the bush And I followed them.... Mum:shūt up ur mouth and eat aren't you hearing me Dad:let her be, say what ur saying Daughter :so Wen I followed them to the bush there stated kīssing Dad:hmm really?? So what happened Daughter :there started doing that thing dat u were doing with aunty joy Dat day mum travelled Dad:i thought ur mom said u should Shūt up 🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣Restaurant experience 🤣 I was eating white rice🍚with stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm🕓. A man entered the restaurant with a brief case💼. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying😢😭. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the💼and gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness😊😊😊. I was still watching when another man entered😢😭and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he needed💵💰💴to establish his business. To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man.🙄🙄 This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying seriously,😭😭😭and went to the man. Immediately I knelt , I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!. I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and said, "Chai Madam, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo".🙅🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️ Shame wan kill me. Chai!!! Economy recession no go kill person........🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Follow me for more

Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see". The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows: 1. Who got married? (25 marks) 2. Where was the reception held? (25mks) 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks) 4.What type of car broke down? (25mks) Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!! As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing!!

As a kid I liked playing with stones till one day i threw one and it hit my dad's fowl🐔 and it d!ed instantly.🌹🙆🏾‍♂️😥 I thought i was just alone but surprisingly, my sister👩 was right behind me watching.🌹🙏 🌹Then she said "give me $1000 LD and i won't tell dad" I said "i don't have but please don't tell him he will beàt me up." 🌹The following day, dad told her to wash the plates and sweep the surrounding, 🍽🍴but she said: "dad , Tygä said he will do it"🤔🌹 🌹Then she came to me and said: "Tygä, u wash the plates and sweep the surrounding or else, don't forget u k!lled a fowl 🐔"🌹👈🏻 🌹Without hesitating, i washed the plates and swept the surrounding for her.🌹 🌹The next day, dad told her to go and fetch water and fill the drum.🌹 🚰🛢🛢 🌹She said again: "dad, Tygä said he will do it"🌹 🌹Then she came to me and said: "Tygä, u remember that fowl 🐔??🌹 🌹Fill this drum with water🛢🛢🛢or else...."🌹 🌹That's how i drew water and filled the drum.🌹 🌹That same day in the evening, dad sent her to the market to buy food items,🍞🥦🥒🍑🍒🍠🥐🍚🥙🌮 and again she said: "dad, Tygä said he will go and buy them"🌹 🌹She came to me again and said: "Tygä don't forget that the fowl 🐔 is still deàd, go to the market and buy d food items or else.... "🤷🏻‍♀🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷🏻‍♀🙆🙆 I just stood up and went to my Daddy with tears in my eyes😪😭, I found him sitted in the house, I went to him, knelt down and said while crying:🌹 🌹"Dad, I'm so sorry pls forgive me. I'm the one who killéd your fowl🐓 but it wasn't a deliberate action, plz dad forgive me I'm sorry."👏 🌹Then he replied: "my son, the day u killéd the fowl🐓, I was at the window🏛 watching everything that happened🙆🏼‍♂. Your sister made u her slàve because u did not want to come to me to confess and apologise. 🙏🏾🌹But now u have done it, u will be free, she will no longer use u again."🤦🏽‍♂Yùñg Tygä?‍♀🤦🏽‍♂ MORAL: "Each time we sin, God sees us and want us to repent."

A lady goes into a store to buy some cat food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a cat. Some people nowadays will buy cat food to eat.” The lady finds this odd, but goes home, brings her cat back and is able to buy the cat food. The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some dog food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a dog. Some people nowadays will buy dog food to eat.” The lady feels slightly annoyed, but goes home, brings her dog back and is able to buy the dog food. The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some baby food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a baby. Some people nowadays will buy baby food to eat.” By now the lady is feeling well and truly irritated, but goes home, brings her baby back and is able to buy the baby food. The next day, the lady goes to the store and approaches the cashier, holding a small box with a hole in the front. “Please put your finger in here.” she says. The cashier gives her an odd look and says, “Absolutely not, you might be hiding a spider in there.” The lady replies, “Please don’t worry, I’m not.” The cashier is still skeptical. “Are you hiding a rat?” “No.” “A snake?” “No.” “Well….All right.” The cashier puts her finger in the box and touches something soft and squishy; she pulls her finger out, smells it and says, “This smells like poop!” “Exactly,” the lady replies. “Now can I buy some toilet paper?” please follow up

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